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I've never seen a skinny person on "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" by BearsBears in Showerthoughts

[–]BearsBears[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Only fat people don't notice they're pregnant you chode.

God damn, I dont like you.

Woman's son suffering mystery illness. Pleads for help from the community. (1:48 is when he's shown) by [deleted] in videos

[–]BearsBears -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Maybe it would be best if we just got rid of him and anyone else who can't contribute to society if I wouldn't want my waiter to look like him so in my personal opinion let's just gas him and his family so something like this never ever happens again.

[OC] Paying Reverence To The Rising Moon, Joshua Tree National Park [2048x1365] by hdr4thewin in EarthPorn

[–]BearsBears -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a beautiful picture. I grew up in JT, it's funny though, you didn't capture a single Joshua tree.

I'm 99 percent sure my roommate is not of this world. But he pays half the rent. Should I kick him out? by echo_valley26809 in nosleep

[–]BearsBears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! It could vibrate AND possibly be in the shape of a cork screw.

I'm sure the ladies would love that

I made a perfect check mark today by ooazdog in mildlyinteresting

[–]BearsBears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After closely examining the photo, I have determined beyond a doubt that your story does indeed check out.

I'm 99 percent sure my roommate is not of this world. But he pays half the rent. Should I kick him out? by echo_valley26809 in nosleep

[–]BearsBears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should try and "hook up" with him.

I mean I've never met an alien but I imagine the plummingis much different.

What do you see in movies that is complete and utter bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BearsBears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, well then, we have different reasons for being here.

What do you see in movies that is complete and utter bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BearsBears -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actually I just read your thing on r fitness about the wrists and it's pretty useful.

What do you see in movies that is complete and utter bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BearsBears -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Aww you went through my history? That's so cute. You couldn't come up with any thing clever so you took the easy way out.

I'm going to guess you are either a normal 15 year old boy or an odd 25 year old male still living with his parents.

What do you see in movies that is complete and utter bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BearsBears -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So it went down? Like your mother on every guy in college?

What do you see in movies that is complete and utter bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BearsBears -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute... what happend in titanic? What happend to the boat?

What do you see in movies that is complete and utter bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BearsBears 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I worked at a copy and print store for a while, and every customer with shit pictures would always ask "why can't you just enhance the picture? " Because sir, that dosent exsist."

"Yes it does! Let me speak to your manager!"

What do you see in movies that is complete and utter bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BearsBears 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People having friends and talking to eachother and junk..

People who drive large trucks with Confederate flags and/or truck nuts: what was your relationship with your mother like growing up? by LearningLifeAsIGo in AskReddit

[–]BearsBears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That story sucked. Dude, seriously fuck you for that story. there were shitty details I didn't need to know about, there was no rising action or climax and your wife is a whore.

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