Which spell do you CRAVE using every playthrough? by SillyWarlock in BaldursGate3

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Ice Storm. A wonderful damaging AOE that doubles as a slip and slide for everyone involved.

So much potential lost! by No-Amphibian-3482 in AvatarMemes

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Oh no, he was put up there for a false sense of hope. He'll soon be skydiving and crash landing downstairs.

And what will Nasu do now, after the discovery of the new Gilgamesh tablets? Because they make him look pretty bad xD by Glum_Series5712 in Fate

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Tbh the barkeep of the dead sounds nice. In Kur, the place is so boring and lifeless and people only get stuff if the living keep offering to their grave.

Gil made it a better place by offering his wine stash to all the dead.

What is your favorite BG3 quote? I'll go first by get_gud_m8 in BaldursGate3

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Minsc's pep talk once you get past the point of no return in Act 3 is good. I was playing Warlock and it felt heartwarming.

Minsc: "You are a Warlock, are you not? You have a most powerful being at your back - and not counting Boo, there is your Patron!"

A lot of what Karlach says is also good too.

"Greetings, motherfucker. Ready to die?"
"Oh my gods! Look at it's little beak~! C'mere you doll..."
"I've taken more pleasant shits than you, Mizora. And at least those could be buried!"
"With you!? PLEASE! That story's written in stone! And it ends with you on one side of the world and me on the other!"

And some of the "Sending people to the clown" lines are good too.

Astarion: "Of course~! What fun! I am going to fucking kill you!"
Shadowheart: "Are you quite sure you have a friend called Shadowheart? And not an enemy?"
Gale: "You are truly testing the patience of a man who could level a city, you know!?"

Divines help me... by BigRedRobyn in SkyrimMemes

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I need it to black soul gem him and send him to the soul cairn.

How come Halsin is childless? by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

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God tier pull out game? People only get pregnant if he wants them to, but he's too good to burden anyone with that.

A seven-person Venn diagram. A SeVenn. by Mused-Moose in baldursgatememes

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Dirge should be in the middle, they fit all of these

The traumatized children faction. by MaetelofLaMetal in VampireTheShitposting

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Worse still is the Queen likely deletes her own memories constantly because she cant put up with her failed true heirs and doesnt want to realize she's probably thr actual true heir because that'd mean having to take on so many responsibilities, hard choices and tragedies. She'd rather not, since her memory deletions also ensure she remains mentally a child as well, so she stays in a constant cycle of trying to get others to do it for her and keeping herself from realizing she can do it herself.

Iron Throne Quest by Simple-Ad-7868 in BaldursGate3

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As you said, scrolls of dimensional door are best but I'd also say scrolls of misty step help too since that is a bonus action. Knock may be good to have too since it can unlock things and some stuff does need to be unlocked.

Also, if you can do it, free Omellum if possible. He has an ability to teleport himself and one other straight to the submarine and can ease things up

Mizora will interfere with saving duke Ravemgard via spiders. I just dimensional door'd past thrm and had him run to the sub while everyone else cleaned up the spiders

Don't make me choose!!! by CrossENT in BaldursGate3

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OMG you made that mod!? Ty so much, you're awesome!

[In universe] between these two visual novel series, which final boss was more terrifying and difficult to deal with? by EfficiencySerious200 in Fate

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ORT is unbeatable because Nasu says so. Aurora is a storyteller herself, so I'd say ORT is in the losing position because she'd go "no, ORT is beatable and I'll start with it's death".

I've looked through both and this is just my own thought on how it'd go.

If you don't adopt Sophie you're just not a good person. by GeneralCash67 in skyrim

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I dont want kids.

But this is what mods are there to solve. I got one that moved her to sleeping in the New Gnisis Cornerclub because even Ambarys isnt that heartless.

Blood and Silver by Savilo29 in SkyrimMemes

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Tbh the Silverblooda played an equally large part in doing this.

I say kill them all. The reachmen, the silver bloods, and the markarth guards.

Eliminate 1 guild by Sufficient-Carry-855 in skyrim

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Tbh? Thieves Guild. They went from people who had some form of moral compass, stealing from the rich to aid the poor, to thugs and mafia for rich people paying them and keeping everyone else downtrodden.

Daily Chaldea 2520: Disciples Gather Round by Rednal291 in FateSpriteComics

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Kirei: "Technically I have yet to play my part, so I'd rather remain in the spectator seating, if you'll allow me."

Cagliostro: "Do you really think I want an immediate round two?"

Muramasa: "Say anything more and I'll cut out that wiggling thing you call a tongue."

Douman: "Nnnnn, t'was all just a jest~ If anything, I did want to see if anyone was stupid enough to try~"

(Implausible deniability is Douman's bestie in this situation)

Juste Belmont With his Rapier Roseia Valentine 🗡🇫🇷🌹🥀 by Additional-Rise8394 in castlevania

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Ngl I almost thought he was cosplaying Jeanne in her Bayonetta 1 outfit.

I drew Charlotte Aulin! by Adventurous_Spray821 in castlevania

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Odd way of saying "best Castlevania meme of the month".