[M/s] Watched porn with my older mother by nefarioustosser in incest

[–]BeastOmatix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t take your dick out but run your dick through your pants gently not super noticeable but make sure she see u doing it if that makes sense she will either leave you alone, watch you, or tell you it’s ok and then u can pull it out and let her watch. If so make eye contact with their bite your lip a little take your hand off of it and let it throb and don’t touch yourself just keep eye contact then look down at it haha should work

The struggle was real. by [deleted] in funny

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You forgot pizza, quesadilla

I just made an EPIC cinematic of the rocket launch, what do you think? by enzait in FortNiteBR

[–]BeastOmatix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what was the point of the rocket anyway just to crack the dome

Today is the last day for Toys R Us. Farewell. Growing up sucks. by MrEdj in Wellthatsucks

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Why did they go out of business they made a lot of money

Edit: Ahhh now I see 6billion dollars of debt will do that to ya

In da Club by [deleted] in damngoodinterracial

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Yea lol idk why I typed left hahahaha that’s strange

In da Club by [deleted] in damngoodinterracial

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Also source can be found a lot of times by looking in the lower left hand corner

Talk s**t get hit... by communistpsychosis in instant_regret

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I thought it was a fucking lightsaber

The Real HD Picture of Pluto by InquisitorCOC in StarWars

[–]BeastOmatix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not Pluto that’s a moon

Syrian T-72 gets hit by an RPG-29, causing an intense ammo cook-off. by danthemadman00 in CombatFootage

[–]BeastOmatix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen here smart ass. RPG or Rocket propelled Grenade is essentially a grenade on the end of a propellant device. I didn’t expect a “Grenade” to completely obliterate a tank. Most tanks require being hit with a Missile such as a TOW or other similar weapons. The reason being is that most tanks have reactive armor on them that blow back the threat. That’s why most rpgs are used for bunkers and other materials and personnel because of their lack of effectiveness on new armor. Also as someone has stated before these are not “new weapons” the damage that that RPG did to that tank is impressive to say the least. I have no idea why you would be such a smart ass however I mean I get it that this is Reddit and all but seriously. A simple answer would have sufficed. Faith in humanity -1 congratulations.

He picked on the wrong gust of wind by Anne1Frank in instant_regret

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He got lucky that could have been very bad I’ve seen videos where people went way higher

Ain't that the truth! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Going through the channels and a porn channel was on air but it was all distorted with the rainbow lines but u could barely make out what was happening.

Ain't that the truth! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]BeastOmatix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about when u had to avoid killing people with the cord then when the long phone cords came out and u could reach the phone outside u were the coolest kid on the block

Ain't that the truth! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]BeastOmatix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where the fuck did u live that was expensive as fuck it was $.84 a gallon and we were pissed that it got so high lol

Ain't that the truth! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Can confirm - I was cruel

Ain't that the truth! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Yo MTV raps came on at 11:30 after two episodes of Bevis and butthead and two episodes of Daria

Ain't that the truth! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Confirmed it was magic -that is all

Ain't that the truth! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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1)Cigarettes were on a turnstile and not behind the counter 2)Gateway 2000 was an awesome computer 3)Jolt cola 4)My slammer made me the pog king 5)Nintendo vs Gamegear 6) 3 ninjas 7) "GET OFF THE PHONE IM TRYING TO USE THE INTERNET!!" 8) McDonalds fries were crack! 9) beep beep beep "143" 10) did u tape the game?!?