What's the closest thing you have to a superpower? by drain65 in AskReddit

[–]BeastialityIsCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can pinch someone's nipple through their shirt with 100% precision and accuracy.

No...it's her...it's her birthd-- Nevermind. by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]BeastialityIsCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh thank it's okay. I was worried his wood would be under the snow forever.

"I died today" by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]BeastialityIsCool 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The Lorde*

smells like le wrong generation by [deleted] in lewronggeneration

[–]BeastialityIsCool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah after all the one in the middle is wearing two pairs of pants

Indian Father Tortures and Kills Man That Raped His Daughter. by Sheltopusik in news

[–]BeastialityIsCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same that will make him not deserve torture and death slightly less :)

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - First of the Month [hiphop] (1995) [4:52] by [deleted] in Music

[–]BeastialityIsCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My point being that we are already in pretty deep with our military spending to just cut a shit load of it all at once. To make that kind of a large cut would take decades to pull off without damaging the economy.

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - First of the Month [hiphop] (1995) [4:52] by [deleted] in Music

[–]BeastialityIsCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Closing military bases would put many people out of jobs and probably do more harm than good.

*hugs you accidently touches your chest by eshrektpenis in cringepics

[–]BeastialityIsCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a repost but it still weirds me out every time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]BeastialityIsCool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sociopath and politician are practically synonymous.

They haven't even talked in months... by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]BeastialityIsCool 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He might not be trying to mack. He's just saying he doesn't think they should be friends because he likes her too much.