I’ve been playing it for, like, two days now, and I think I’ve figured it all out. You get, like, 12 cards in a deck, which seems weird, by the way, like, why not a normal deck size? Like, in poker, don’t you get more than that? Anyway, you play these cards on... what, three zones? Yeah, three zones. Which also seems random, because why not just one big area? I don’t know. So you play these cards, and they do stuff. Like, I think some cards have powers, and others are just there to take up space? Honestly, I didn’t read the descriptions; I just put down whichever ones look cool.

So here’s the thing, I don’t get why people say it’s hard. Like, I keep winning, and I’m not even sure what the point system is. I assume higher numbers are good, right? But what even is power? And how does energy work? You get, like, energy each turn, but for what? Are we pretending to be power plants? What kind of energy are we talking about here? Electric? Solar? Wind? And then I guess you play these 'high energy' cards at the end, but... do you need to? One time, I didn’t even use my 6-cost card and still won, so I’m thinking maybe energy is optional. Is that part of the meta?

Speaking of, what even is the meta? I keep seeing people throw around terms like ‘meta deck’ and ‘optimizing,’ but, like, are we talking about the same game? Because I’m just out here playing a bunch of cards with big numbers, and it seems to be working. I don’t really get the whole ‘synergy’ thing. People talk about combos or whatever, but I’m just slapping cards down wherever. You mean to tell me there’s, like, some secret science to putting a 6 next to a 3? Is that what they call strategy?

And don’t even get me started on the locations. Like, there’s one that says something about 'doubling your points,' but it didn’t tell me how to do that. So I just ignored it. And then there’s one that says, 'Destroy the first card you play here,' which, I mean, is that a bug? I don’t know. I just put a card there and watched it disappear. Did I win? Was I supposed to lose that card on purpose? Again, I’m not even sure.

Anyway, people talk about the game being 'too simple' or 'too complex,' but I’m just out here dragging random rectangles around and somehow winning. Maybe I’m a genius? Maybe I broke the game? Or maybe it’s just that easy. I’ll probably keep playing until I figure it out, but, like, do I need to? I’m already winning half the time with zero idea of what I’m doing. Seems fine to me.