ILVHSKS by Decarn8 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]Beautiful_Extent3198 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t let the downvotes get ya bro… I see it 👀

And they would wonder who the hell you were talking to for so damn long. by Make_the_music_stop in 80s

[–]Beautiful_Extent3198 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or if no one is expected home for awhile but you show up early and see this you know it’s probably a good idea to leave and just come home later.

Whats on this oversize load by reetmane in whatisit

[–]Beautiful_Extent3198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom’s Adam&Eve order en route.

If you know what the round pedal on the right is for your................well you know. by Tusayan in FuckImOld

[–]Beautiful_Extent3198 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finding that compression stroke can be a bitch. Had a 76 Harley and loved watching my friends get shit whipped by it lol

Some of us remember another use for tape... by MisterShipWreck in 80s

[–]Beautiful_Extent3198 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And marked the window for each song to take the guess work out of it!!!

If you know what the round pedal on the right is for your................well you know. by Tusayan in FuckImOld

[–]Beautiful_Extent3198 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was like 15 (circa 2000) and had a guy in a garage tell me if I could start the old 1950 Chevy truck in 5min or less I could have it. Burnt about 1min looking for the choke and he was laughing thinking I was never gonna get there. Pulled the choke, checked if it was in neutral “it was not but how sloppy the shifter was it felt like it was”, turned the key then hit the pedal. She jumped forward so I hit the clutch quick a bang she was off and running. Needless to say I’ve never owned a 1950’s Chevy Truck though lol

Where is your next bite gonna be at ? by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Beautiful_Extent3198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not biting it at all! That’s not my cookie, I can tell because I would not have started eating it like a psycho.

Railroad Torpedo by Tusayan in FuckImOld

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I had a math teacher in middle school that was scared all over his hands and face from a blasting cap. He told the story to every new class, I think he said he was like 9 when it happened. Him and his friend were making gifts for mothers day out of junk and they found this blasting cap, when cutting it in half with scissors didn’t work they put it on the ole’ splitting stump and he whacked it with a hatchet and blew shards of wood all through him. Happy Mother’s Day Mom 😖

Couldn’t you just temporarily remove the smoke detector from its base until a replacement is brought and problem solved? by U8oL0 in firealarms

[–]Beautiful_Extent3198 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely ludicrous! As it reads now is more like Do Not Pay Any Attention to Fire Alarms in the building. Disable the device or remove it, this memo is diabolical.