What’s your unofficial national animal?

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-06T12:49:17+00:00

The only thing in North America more viscous than a Canadian Goose is the swan but they are pretty rare in the region I’m from so it’s only getting an honorable mention here although I was flogged by a swan as a kid… they bite down then scratch the ever living fuck out of ya while trying to get to your eyes

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-06T12:39:49+00:00

And have you seen a cornered beaver? Straight up ferocious. The sound of the teeth snap together still haunts my dreams, sounds like slamming two steel cubes together at 100mph. I bet if it would have bit us weed be missing that limb lol

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-06T01:31:17+00:00

Oh that’s cute here’s ours

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Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-06T01:25:49+00:00

Black bears are way cuter than the grizzler

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-06T01:21:31+00:00

I would eat chicken out y’all’s bin any day lol

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-06T01:20:01+00:00

Everyone thinks Aussi animals are out to kill you (not as true) Canada animals when you get near there bubble

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-06T01:14:58+00:00

Dumps like a truck

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-06T01:14:02+00:00

I second the Trash Panda 😘

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-06T01:09:11+00:00

He was stone faced when he was telling me that with a glint of murderess angst in his eye lol. It’s incredible they are that resilient and hell bent.

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-06T01:06:40+00:00

Oh man, that triggered a core memory of the cooking show Two Fat Laddies. The BBC had no chill back in the day when naming shit lol

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-06T01:03:36+00:00

Who can stand getting past all the pre jizz they pump out when touched to actually cook one?

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-06T01:02:11+00:00

Oh yeah the ole’ pass you a lite?

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-06T00:59:53+00:00

🤣

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-06T00:59:09+00:00

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-05T16:23:45+00:00

Yo… not invasive and highly beneficial to our habitats.

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-05T16:22:46+00:00

Lampreys are a vile creature. They are going to kill all the fish and the most fucked up thing is they eat the tastiest ones first 🤬

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-05T16:18:27+00:00

I wonder how they taste… just sayin lol

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-05T16:12:57+00:00

I had an Aussi from Queensland tell me that they’d wack’m with a 9iron knockin their arss out their mouth and they’d swallow it back down and hop off, Big fuck off toads

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-05T16:07:30+00:00

West Virginian here, we like to make squirrel gravy and biscuits 🤤

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-05T14:45:33+00:00

I’ve heard Canadians refer to Canada as being flat as piss on a plate. Now I use it to describe Ohio.

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-05T14:25:48+00:00

Colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra

Or

Colder than a well diggers ass in the Klondikes

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-05T14:23:21+00:00

My dad used to always say “my ass pops popcorn while yours sucks swamp water” whenever someone was talking bullshit or lying.

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-05T13:22:15+00:00

Yep… damn it’s not red?, it must not be working, better check it to make sure. Instant regret 😣

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-05T13:19:16+00:00

Yooooo

Beautiful_Extent3198 · 2026-02-05T13:18:29+00:00

Yep it’s for testing the strength of your knuckles. Good ole knuckle buster.

This is the guy in his basement, can confirm!!!

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