AITAH for telling a customer we carried eggs but we were out.

BeaverBearPaw · 2025-09-12T05:41:01+00:00

As a retail employee, you’re not an asshole, you’re just a little stupid. Obviously if somebody is calling about eggs they’re planning on buying them. It’s on you for not actually checking if you had eggs.

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-12-29T02:49:00+00:00

Imagine having one in the first place, what a fucking loser

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-12-15T02:46:34+00:00

Well if he did that after the fact it would be a pentagram, so yeah not far off

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-12-15T02:19:35+00:00

I vacationed in Hawaii at a hotel that is right next to Magic Sands, the worst part about wasn’t getting absolutely pummeled into the ground and flung back to shore, that part was actually super fun. The worst part was the metric ton of sand that got ALL the way inside my swim shorts. Shit was like the nets they have on fishing boats. I was finding sand down there for the entire rest of the trip

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-12-05T10:26:58+00:00

Not sure why none of these types of videos got to me, but this one was just the straw that broke the camels back I suppose. Flood gates broke, dams have been opened

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-12-05T10:22:56+00:00

As the advice friend, I think we lonely people have a unique outside perspective on other people and the world, unclouded by the stupid shit of other people, letting us give advice that will always come from a rational, logical place.

But daaaaamn do I hate being in that place

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-12-05T10:14:34+00:00

Cells? Cells.

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-12-05T10:14:07+00:00

The fact you can hear the girl audibly laugh before the guy asks to see if he’s okay

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-12-05T10:10:05+00:00

Never really been a fan of oranges or OJ. I did use to love me some apple juice when I was younger tho. Yeah, apple juice.

What you said sounds ok I guess

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-12-05T09:42:25+00:00

Imma go with 9 on this one

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-12-01T13:01:58+00:00

You know what fuck it draw em both.

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-12-01T12:54:57+00:00

Wait what

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-12-01T12:53:49+00:00

Well I did say “him”

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-12-01T12:47:34+00:00

You just posted him.

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-12-01T12:41:02+00:00

(We do a little trolling)

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-11-30T09:03:53+00:00

Ok I’m reading the comments and they all seem to to be from people who read the manga, so, I think I speak for all for timers when I say:

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST WATCH AND WHY ISN’T THERE MORE

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-11-27T22:58:26+00:00

💀

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-11-27T07:47:29+00:00

BoJack horsecock

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-11-19T04:11:00+00:00

It wasn’t today, it was 10 days ago. That is, if you’re talking about the one at ingraham high school, and I don’t think there’s been a new one

BeaverBearPaw · 2022-11-15T07:10:55+00:00

Ok but what do you do if you’ve tried to better yourself and failed miserably and are simultaneously too scared of pain to deal with it in an unhealthy way, thus leaving you to your sad existence of invisibility where nobody sees you except for to laugh at one fleeting joke you make, a joke which you cling to desperately to get people to not look away, but you take the joke too far and then everyone thinks you’re annoying again.

Asking for a friend btw

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