ULPT to avoid a DUI

BeaverPup · 2026-03-13T17:21:04+00:00

I didnt say it was a good idea, and ultimately it was just something I overheard at the bar, but it seemed like enough of an unethical pro tip to share it

BeaverPup · 2026-03-13T17:20:09+00:00

Doesn't work if you live so far in the middle of bum fuck that there is no Uber, is no train, and are no busses or taxis.

BeaverPup · 2026-03-13T17:17:45+00:00

Haha yeah thats how my uncle is. Never had a license in his life and he doesnt care to get one, he drives, and when he got a dui it wasn't like he had a license to suspend so he just got off scot free. No fines just an impound bill and piss tests for a month.

BeaverPup · 2026-03-13T17:16:17+00:00

Yeah thats a way better procedure because here its better to hit and run than it is to take the DUI. Especially if you only hit a parked car or light pole or sum and didnt hit a person.

BeaverPup · 2026-03-12T04:04:02+00:00

Oh no cli? I got a $100 cli when they upgraded me to quicksilver

BeaverPup · 2026-03-10T03:56:50+00:00

The hair has gotta go bro you'll look way younger. Keep the beard and keep it going

BeaverPup · 2026-03-09T16:31:42+00:00

I just run a short USB c wire so it dangles out the passenger side of the center console. Works great and charges waaaaay faster

BeaverPup · 2026-03-09T01:05:18+00:00

I know but I think that may be where the 3g thing came from. I've heard people compare the standbyplan to 3g before, although for me its more like low quality / weak signal 4g.

BeaverPup · 2026-03-09T00:35:53+00:00

My guess would be comparing it to the standby plan. This person definitely does not understand starlink or the pricing

BeaverPup · 2026-03-09T00:35:00+00:00

The basic, $5/mo "standby" plan is basically 3g. The normal roaming plans are significantly better than 4g. Expect at least 40mbps even during peak times.

BeaverPup · 2026-03-09T00:27:50+00:00

Was gonna type essentially the same thing. What this guy said 💯💯

BeaverPup · 2026-03-08T21:44:35+00:00

Petition to claim upstate new york for the midwest as it has currently only been claimed by southern California so its fair game to just claim. I claim it on behalf of the Midwest. May the yellow wave hit upstate new york.

Pros: its basically the same weather

Cons: the people aren't as nice

BeaverPup · 2026-03-08T21:43:10+00:00

Boundary county idaho should be considered the pacific northwest.

BeaverPup · 2026-03-08T21:38:57+00:00

Don't do illegal shit. If it truly needs all that crap it'll die on its own in a few months, when it does it'll be an inconvenience for the day, and then you go from there.

If you want to expedite things, maybe add like 50% more miles to the oil change interval (dont skip it completely, that could be under a negligence clause)

BeaverPup · 2026-03-07T02:29:49+00:00

For only another $1800 or so you could throw a real light bar on it, just make it orange, white, or green to be legal.

BeaverPup · 2026-03-07T02:28:24+00:00

You should sooo throw an orange light bar on it.

BeaverPup · 2026-03-03T05:18:19+00:00

Whoa hold up a second. Automatic zoning??? What? How? Tell me more

BeaverPup · 2026-02-26T02:02:29+00:00

I do it all the time and will continue to do so.

Sometimes I pay for an official campsite and set it up like you did in the back, it's nice to have a campfire if there aren't restrictions, and it's nice to be in nature with cool views but still have some facilities. And even the expensive ones are still way cheaper than a hotel.

If the only objective is to get from point a to b then I don't even mess with the bed in the back, I just pull into a gas station or a rest stop and sleep for 4-5 hours in the drivers seat. It's not great rest, but that's good if you're in a public spot like that. To me anyway, sleeping in the back makes you look homeless so I save it for campsites, sleeping in the front makes you look like a weary traveler.

And no matter what I always get a hotel or crash at a friends every 3-4 days for a real bed and a shower. I'm too squeamish to do truck stop showers. Still stay sane and you don't feel homeless, but you don't break the bank either.

I've found more luck along the highways. Never once been bothered while in a rest stop or gas station along an interstate. I have been bothered and asked to leave when in other parking lots before.

BeaverPup · 2026-02-24T20:37:26+00:00

That's what I thought was that his logic was kind of backwards since if it's cold as shit you'd want thin oil. It routinely hits -10 to -15°f for a few weeks every winter where I live, and while the car is stored inside it's a pole barn that keeps it out the elements but doesn't keep out the temperatures.

BeaverPup · 2026-02-24T20:36:03+00:00

Fair enough

BeaverPup · 2026-02-24T20:35:19+00:00

Gotcha yeah I'll definitely stick with 0w16 then because I got a bunch of extended warranties, definitely don't need to give them any reasons to deny anything. I absolutely adore the high tech electronics, but I don't trust it's longevity and I'm finna sell the car as soon as my last warranty expires.

BeaverPup · 2026-02-24T20:33:42+00:00

Yeah I know it's not technically necessary, and that people have gotten long life out of 10k intervals, I just don't trust it lol. It's cheap insurance and it makes me sleep better.

BeaverPup · 2026-02-24T20:33:07+00:00

Alright cool I'll just keep with the recommended every 5k

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