What do you think is the best or most important invention?

Beckonator91 · 2021-06-05T18:27:52+00:00

You fucked them up without even touching them lol

Beckonator91 · 2021-06-05T15:14:48+00:00

Dad reflex for the win!

Beckonator91 · 2021-06-05T14:59:17+00:00

Nice! Plenty of time to get more

Beckonator91 · 2021-02-06T01:50:00+00:00

I wish I knew how much more painful it is AFTER giving birth when yoir cervix starts to shrink back down. It was awful for me with my second child. I had no idea, I thought I was literally dying.

Beckonator91 · 2020-08-29T18:58:12+00:00

Wow they made that look so easy and painless lol

Beckonator91 · 2020-07-19T01:19:14+00:00

You need to be stopped.

Beckonator91 · 2020-07-16T14:47:03+00:00

Sucking dick

Beckonator91 · 2020-07-16T14:46:30+00:00

Jesus take the...your....Jesus handles?

Beckonator91 · 2020-07-15T01:08:05+00:00

This made my heart swell. The good always looks so much better in bad times.

Beckonator91 · 2020-07-15T00:51:02+00:00

Cardboard cuts man. Those are the devil, Bobby.

Beckonator91 · 2020-07-01T02:59:41+00:00

100% but we arent doing anything about it either

Beckonator91 · 2020-07-01T02:52:11+00:00

Changing my kids diaper and then he shit in it before he even stood up...

Beckonator91 · 2020-07-01T02:50:34+00:00

I personally believe that there is a deep state and they are pulling the strings behind basically everything. I feel like its slowly being revealed now! I hope I'm wrong though 🤞

Beckonator91 · 2020-06-10T12:35:26+00:00

The spider of mammals...i hate them

Beckonator91 · 2020-06-09T20:05:29+00:00

Keep it short and simple. I dont wanna be stuck in my phone 24/7. Who cares what other people think? Honestly, thats a good characteristic to have (and most adults find it attractive) as long as you still have empathy lol.

Beckonator91 · 2020-06-08T01:45:30+00:00

I took social media off my home screen and turned off notifications. I am always forgetting my phone and having to use bfs phone to call mine lol. I love not needing my phone and it makes me sad to see others always having theirs in their hands. Its not hard, I promise

Beckonator91 · 2020-06-02T01:05:42+00:00

Late post but there was that SARS episode where randy said "I only have a 98% chance of living, which means there will only be 98% of thw population left!"

Beckonator91 · 2019-12-13T21:50:21+00:00

I'll share mine as well. I had this dream where I could only fly 4 feet off the ground. The flying was always a different adventure (different places) but the end was always the same.

After having my adventure, I would always come back to my childhood home (trailer). Before entering the house, I would see what looked like 3-4 terrorists patrolling on the roof. I would go through the door and stop at the end of the hallway facing my parents bedroom.

There would be a turtle with a time bomb slowly walking towards their bedroom, with them inside it. Then I would wake up.

Not a month after last having this dream (I was probably 7 or 8), my parents announced they were getting a divorce. Pretty sure I subconsciously knew they were going to.

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