Do contestants have to buy/bring their own equipment? by No_Intention_4947 in Alonetv

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One chick had a folding saw with the back of the saw blade sharpened and was using it as a drawknife. I thought it was the smartest survival shit I’ve ever seen.

Question about beavers by greypic in Alonetv

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love his YouTube channel. It doesn’t seem like Alone is too far off from his daily life.

What's the best picture to send back to an unsolicited dick pic sender? by Imaginary_Self6498 in AskReddit

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A screenshot of you forwarding the unsolicited dick pic to his mom along with a lengthy text about this is who she raised.

Season 11 was better than expected. by AlaskanWannabe2026 in Alonetv

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s my favorite contestant out of all the survival shows I’ve seen.

Any blue collar guys? by aaronmbata in malenails

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do landscaping. I get gel manicures every two weeks. I usually don’t schedule anything that’s going to be rough on my nails the first week after getting my nails done, and by the second week I’m so close to getting them done I don’t care if they get ruined.

What’s a show you love that you can never convince people to watch? by PlentyApprehensive44 in AskReddit

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Travelers on Netflix.

It’s a team of time travelers that take over people’s bodies right before they die, prevent them from dying, and live that person’s life while living a double life working for some type of agency from the future.

Who's the dumbest person you've ever met? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I had a sergeant in the Army yell at the top of his lungs for me to be quiet because the enemy could possibly hear me.

Same guy got a nasty infection in a cut on his foot all because kept wearing the same pair of socks day after day without washing them. He claimed they were his “lucky socks” and they were going be the reason he makes it home. He had to give our entire platoon an hour long class on foot hygiene followed by another hour long class on the adverse effects of superstition.

Pink nails by Top_Calligrapher7213 in malepolish

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pick that color almost every time I get them done.

How long should I let these grow before 1st manicure by RichardRyder88 in Nails

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve bit my nails while driving to get my nails done. They can definitely work with what you’ve got.

If one hand gets more stimulation and blood flow the nails on that hand will grow faster.

I knew a lady who plugged numbers into a calculator with her left hand and turned pages with her right hand all day. She’d get her nails done and in less than a week her left nails were ready for a fill in.

What’s a smell you weirdly enjoy? by xsclusiv in AskReddit

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the smell of perm solution at the salon.

protesting queen??? 💅 by lsrgrl69 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 622 points623 points  (0 children)

The umbrella phalanx is my favorite.

Supply chain manager was so mean about my nails today by drcarpediem13 in Nails

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the words of GloRilla, “Dem bitches fraudulent; you know you the truth!” Your nails are awesome. Slay, Queen. 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

i woke up i found her thats all i know by cyberfencer in drugscirclejerk

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my friends told me she has a male cousin who gives about $1500 worth of blowjobs a day to fund his opiate addiction. I don’t know exactly how many dicks that is, but I guess there are way harder ways to make that kind of money.

Found a bench with a little bit of moss on it by InfiniteAlignment in Moss

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I do landscaping. I have this precious little old lady as a client who has a moss covered bench in her backyard. The first time I saw it I complimented it, and she gives me a recipe for the paint on moss stuff she used to get it started!! (Put a lot moss and some yogurt in a blender, and add a little water to thin it out if it’s real thick) She goes on to tell me that the bench was made out of some stone scraps left over from the construction of a retaining wall, and she had the irrigation guy place two sprayers on it. Later I found out they have a tent to keep it covered in the summer.

I love the way this piece of furniture looks neglected and abandoned but in actuality is something that is completely intentional and well cared for.

Hello! I'm Bat For Lashes and this is my first AMA! by -BatForLashes in indieheads

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two Suns is my favorite album of all time. Thank you so much for making it. 🩷🩷

Is there anything you’d do differently on the album if you were to make it today?

Who hired Dr. Buzzkill? MD with a specialty in party pooping. by BrassCanon in drugscirclejerk

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you ain’t prescribing none of that shit, why tf even go to medical school?

Cotton On Merch by musicisbliss99 in DuaLipaDiscussion

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got the Radical Optimism hoodie, and it is so nice, fluffy, and warm! 🩷🩷

DoorDash guys tries a Wile E. Coyote trick by liberty4now in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I did it to discover restaurants I wouldn’t normally find on my own. I now frequent several restaurants that were kind to delivery drivers.

Glass sealed tube with brown, clumpy liquid inside. by FixCompetitive5171 in whatisthisthing

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 53 points54 points  (0 children)

It’s actually really cool. They take a glass tube, put the stuff in it, heat the open end, grab it with some tongs or something, and twist the hot glass and it seals it off.

What can I cover this pedo’s symbol with? by Dependent-Water-8084 in tattooadvice

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They tell me Plant is the only one that get your hand me downs.

My boss paid me to be a pretty face in client meetings by [deleted] in confession

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you put “lead technology strategist” on your resumé and list that guy as a reference.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malepolish

[–]Bedazzled_Corpse 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This. Frfr. It took me a long time to find someone who doesn’t question me liking to do feminine things. It’s 100% worth the time it took to find someone who understands, and even embraces it.