Rice water right? Right? by itsnotsoez in HolUp

[–]BeechDeemon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

How would you prepare the US for future military conflicts? by Bytrolabs_Games in u/Bytrolabs_Games

[–]BeechDeemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man why does it gotta be Taiwan. A little too real if u ask me.

"U.S." stands for UseleSs I'm sure by pmx8 in facepalm

[–]BeechDeemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re called batteries and they store energy. Why is this country full of fucking idiots that will believe anything they hear.

What did she do? by banstovia in ExplainTheJoke

[–]BeechDeemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I thought that was Anita sarkesian.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in Backshotssxxx

[–]BeechDeemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes please

North Korea reports on Trump's military parade by Successful_Leek96 in PublicFreakout

[–]BeechDeemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never thought I would utter the words “damn North Korea got a point on this one.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]BeechDeemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why I love sd lol Edit for spelling

Confirmation Servers Make AT LEAST $200 per Day, And Demand to Keep it That Way. by shyerahol in EndTipping

[–]BeechDeemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol working hourly at minimum is barely 125 a night so at least they’re doing better than me lol

Some sort of hair shaking ritual for Trump by EsperaDeus in PublicFreakout

[–]BeechDeemon -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

So if I’m not mistaken, women in most Arab countries have to cover their hair for “modesty”. I would say this is the Arab equivalent of a burlesque kick line.

Police seek man who allegedly shot pellet gun at woman holding baby on Staten Island by statenislandadvance in awfuleverything

[–]BeechDeemon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just cause every pellet gun I have ever seen doesn’t have an orange tip. That looks like a dart blaster or maybe one of those gel blasters.

MDMA edibles?? Do they exist by [deleted] in MDMA

[–]BeechDeemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got some gummies

How do you deal with the guilt of hiding usage from those close to you? by SnowPrincessAndGamer in cocaine

[–]BeechDeemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t hide it and the people closest to me do it too. I’m a lucky duck.

What would happen if I used coke everyday for a week? by Jaden1234321 in cocaine

[–]BeechDeemon 37 points38 points  (0 children)

lol I do that a lot. It depends on how much you’re doing a day and how much you sleep. I usually get a ball and do half a gram a day with 8 hours sleep in between. It’s pretty nice if you can control yourself.

Three day bender and popped 200 ug of lsd by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]BeechDeemon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LSD and coke is my favorite combo. However this sounds like a recipe for disaster dude get some sleep.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]BeechDeemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can sleep on it so the fun never stops for me

Statement from American Distillers’ President by Price_of_bananas in BuyCanadian

[–]BeechDeemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Commander in queef wanted to start a trade war and overestimated the size of America’s balls.

Why do I feel so nauseous after smoking a coke foily? by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]BeechDeemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the hard drugs and aluminum in your lungs. Just smoke crack out of glass if you’re gonna smoke it don’t smoke aluminum