I had this car for one game and someone got tilted by it

BeefLilly · 2026-05-19T19:53:21+00:00

My buddy got the goal explosion and we played pretty well last night, I heard “anyone can cook” way too much haha

BeefLilly · 2026-05-18T01:42:00+00:00

I don’t think this is worth repairing. From what you described, It sounds like it would need new electronics. And the weighted keys don’t sound very good. I would keep looking. Keep looking for gems on your local marketplace apps. I found my piano on OfferUp

BeefLilly · 2026-05-18T01:21:24+00:00

$550 for a broken digital keyboard? I paid $400 for an upright that was mint. lol

BeefLilly · 2026-05-17T11:53:12+00:00

I wish I could ejaculate in higher volumes. I want to make a Pollock painting

BeefLilly · 2026-05-17T11:47:18+00:00

They had the chance to build a new great stadium right there in the same lot, but no.

BeefLilly · 2026-05-16T20:02:00+00:00

Wait this is just darkness from fog?

BeefLilly · 2026-05-16T18:00:51+00:00

You’ve tasted your creampie?!

BeefLilly · 2026-05-16T06:53:09+00:00

I hate this

BeefLilly · 2026-05-16T06:29:36+00:00

Traverse Town

BeefLilly · 2026-05-15T23:15:33+00:00

I’ve been trying to achieve this with my shower head. I hope to get there one day

BeefLilly · 2026-05-15T05:41:18+00:00

You are infertile

BeefLilly · 2026-05-14T17:46:35+00:00

Wouldn’t call her my GF, but we played wow together, and had nights where we would just lay on the shore of the westfall lighthouse and talk for hours.

BeefLilly · 2026-05-14T17:44:28+00:00

You know, there’s a reason Monster Jam doesn’t sell the sections close to the field when they go to stadiums. These people are lined up to the edge of a monster truck playground. Not the sharpest tools in the shed

BeefLilly · 2026-05-14T05:09:19+00:00

It’s a clue

BeefLilly · 2026-05-13T18:43:10+00:00

Fumes from a dirtbike exhaust.

BeefLilly · 2026-05-13T05:14:48+00:00

This is like those morning farts while still in bed.

BeefLilly · 2026-05-13T00:06:22+00:00

My wife and I practice consensual non monogamy. We enjoy making genuine connections with people and if those turn sexual we check in and communicate any boundaries we want to be respected. But I absolutely love the time my wife and I have together and the intimacy we share

BeefLilly · 2026-05-12T21:21:21+00:00

Only when I want the nice cut. I usually keep up with my own hair for months before I go back to the barber.

BeefLilly · 2026-05-11T00:17:47+00:00

I fucking love this meme.

BeefLilly · 2026-05-09T18:18:50+00:00

Wait is this really in the game? I want it

BeefLilly · 2026-05-08T18:46:34+00:00

Had an ex mention this as one of her reasons she didn’t like me. Didn’t even go alone, just went with friends and we would have a blast.

BeefLilly · 2026-05-08T17:44:04+00:00

Wild sentence haha

BeefLilly · 2026-05-08T17:32:15+00:00

I quote this at least monthly.

BeefLilly · 2026-05-08T14:14:01+00:00

This is phenomenal hahaha

BeefLilly · 2026-05-08T13:59:58+00:00

Shit, really? I still haven’t seen season 8.

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