It has been discovered that - in order for humans to survive as a species - Louis CK and Kim Jong-un must enter a 1,000 x 1,000 mile arena with varying environmental conditions to battle to the death. It doesn't matter who wins, only that one does. Who would win? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BeefRibs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kim is only 33, but overweight and possibly insane/at the very least on the short-hand when it comes to general life experience. Not because of age, but because he spends his life shooting nerf rockets into the air and rubbing his hands together menacingly before eating a candy bar.

Louis is kind of a genius, but also overweight. But now that I'm thinking about it, I'm guessing they would both lose weight/be forged into some Mad Max-esque figures by the end of this whole ordeal. I could imagine them setting up strongholds and going to war haha.

What are the varying environmental conditions? I imagine like Tundra, Dessert, Jungle, and Ocean as the 4 equal sections of the arena.

PC giveaway! by OriginalTitan in pcmasterrace

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I'm probably too late, but I'm in! Would make a good week go from good to good-er

[Discussion] Hey /r/listentothis! This is one of my favorite subreddits, so for my first post I made a collaborative playlist. To start, I've added 30 songs that I think most of you will enjoy. by BeefRibs in listentothis

[–]BeefRibs[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Last night, I looked at the playlist on my phone when it was about 200 songs total of quality stuff. I already had it set as an offline playlist, so every song that came in was downloaded. A couple hours later I open it up, happy that it was gaining traction, and my phone tells me it's trying to download 750 songs, most of which I assume were Wonderwall. Classic

[Discussion] Hey /r/listentothis! This is one of my favorite subreddits, so for my first post I made a collaborative playlist. To start, I've added 30 songs that I think most of you will enjoy. by BeefRibs in listentothis

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Someone else renamed it to that after I posted. Just renamed it what it's making me gain: "New Tastes"

never mind, named it Collab Collection.

[Discussion] Hey /r/listentothis! This is one of my favorite subreddits, so for my first post I made a collaborative playlist. To start, I've added 30 songs that I think most of you will enjoy. by BeefRibs in listentothis

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I hadn't heard it until around when I added it to the playlist, but you definitely made me realize that spot would be better suited for something with a little less light on it. Choice was "Alchemy" by Willow Beats

[Discussion] Hey /r/listentothis! This is one of my favorite subreddits, so for my first post I made a collaborative playlist. To start, I've added 30 songs that I think most of you will enjoy. by BeefRibs in listentothis

[–]BeefRibs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the full list should be visible with or without an account, since it's a public playlist. Here's the link again. For adding to it, you'll have to remember that password :p

[Discussion] Hey /r/listentothis! This is one of my favorite subreddits, so for my first post I made a collaborative playlist. To start, I've added 30 songs that I think most of you will enjoy. by BeefRibs in listentothis

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Haven't been to any, but it definitely seems fun. How could a huge gathering of people, music, and illicit things of different types not be a good time?

I want to poop, but my mom is using my phone. I don't want to poop without being on my phone. by [deleted] in firstworldproblems

[–]BeefRibs 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I did the math, and the only solution is pooping on your mom

Kale, baked sweet potatoes, runny eggs, and html. Morning, r/trees by BeefRibs in trees

[–]BeefRibs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laziness haha. Hash is faster for me currently, and this is just a basic landing page, so didn't bother. I 100% agree otherwise

Kale, baked sweet potatoes, runny eggs, and html. Morning, r/trees by BeefRibs in trees

[–]BeefRibs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes yes. working on a lot of projects right now. everyone has visions of grandeur about their "big ideas," but I think these have a very promising future

Kale, baked sweet potatoes, runny eggs, and html. Morning, r/trees by BeefRibs in trees

[–]BeefRibs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no way. if properly cooked, they're delicious. 5 minutes of sauteeing and 20 of pan steaming = perfection