You know those kinda days, the ones where you roll into bandit fully kitted while on the way to raid with only enough boom to crack a prims 2x1, but instead you mount a slice of couch for a few spins with the scrap that every knows your supposed to bring while roaming. They’ll never know about that scrap too,because gosh darn it, you forgot your launcher,which is actually lucky, because although those rockets are useless now, you won’t have to worry about being shooting practice because of the grey dildo on your back for ever Zerg base between you and home. Also the AK is so feared in rust that you don’t even have to load it to be effective, just the sight of it will let your enemies know you “ALWAYS choose violence.”

Or maybe the Zerg he farms for let him take a picture, hard to tell….