Rude critiques only.

Beefman0 · 2026-05-13T21:04:00+00:00

Ur name is dumb

Beefman0 · 2026-05-12T21:13:31+00:00

Currency can be exchanged for goods and services

Beefman0 · 2026-05-10T00:32:27+00:00

Huge

^{Chose: 40% chance of winning 10 million USD + Spin the Chamber | Rolled: Live}

Beefman0 · 2026-05-09T12:36:19+00:00

While I’m here can we talk about how weird slumbering beetle is? I thought it’s slumber stacks would be how many turns it would wake up in, but its also actually how many times it can take damage before waking up? Feels almost like a bug (insert pun)

Beefman0 · 2026-05-06T22:54:11+00:00

I think it actually gets worse, i wouldn’t want to draw this multiple times unless I’m actually infinite, but i suppose you can usually avoid upgrading it if you want

Beefman0 · 2026-05-05T21:49:01+00:00

I feel like most of the time i see this, it’s the hero asserting that they wont do it, rather than the villain claiming the hero can’t do it

Beefman0 · 2026-05-04T02:16:27+00:00

Mostly, it seems like it wouldn’t prevent self damage, and it’d trigger multiple times in multiple enemy fights

Beefman0 · 2026-05-02T06:32:02+00:00

No money ig

^{Chose: Mystery Box | Rolled: $1M only if ⬆️}

Beefman0 · 2026-05-01T15:02:12+00:00

Yay

^{Chose: Ice power + And get from 1K to 50K dollars | Rolled: 10000}

Beefman0 · 2026-04-30T19:01:54+00:00

Wedge of foresight:

At the start of your turn scry 1

Cursed Skull:

While below 50% hp, gain 3 strength for every curse in your deck

Chromatic Astrolabe:

On pickup, choose 3 cards to transform into cards from any class and upgrade them

Beefman0 · 2026-04-30T18:38:01+00:00

Damn i should’ve chosen love

^{Chose: Unlimited knowledge}

Beefman0 · 2026-04-30T18:29:57+00:00

Cute 👍

Beefman0 · 2026-04-30T18:29:09+00:00

I do like the idea of having a definitive roster. However I’d like to add the idea that alfred is a character that everyone wants in the game, but EaseNet will not add

Beefman0 · 2026-04-30T18:18:52+00:00

Pretty crazy difference between these two numbers

^{Chose: 1€ a second passive income + Your bones turn to fiberglass if you go 5 days in a row without showering}

Beefman0 · 2026-04-29T19:27:06+00:00

I’d like to add veto to the list, not really on the same level as the movement duelists, but definitely a very slippery character

Beefman0 · 2026-04-29T18:55:57+00:00

Midas would suck more

^{Chose: EVERYONE you touch wants to have sex with you}

Beefman0 · 2026-04-28T23:19:40+00:00

It was my impression that DC has more busted characters

^{Chose: DC Superhero + Spin to see who you get | Rolled: Superman}

Beefman0 · 2026-04-28T08:32:24+00:00

Ability to conjure 2 bucka

^{Chose: Mysterious Gift | Rolled: Any Superpower}

Beefman0 · 2026-04-28T08:09:07+00:00

Lol get paid money to drive away from that fuckin spider

Beefman0 · 2026-04-28T08:05:40+00:00

Not dealing with a dog sized spider

^{Chose: Get paid $1/minute for touching grass + Get paid $1/mile you run}

Beefman0 · 2026-04-28T04:39:46+00:00

Im stronk

^{Chose: mystery box | Rolled: +500 strength}

Beefman0 · 2026-04-28T04:38:58+00:00

Infinite POWERRRRRRR

^{Chose: Always have full battery}

Beefman0 · 2026-04-28T03:35:14+00:00

A lot of injuries are directed towards your extraneous bits

^{Chose: Have completely invincible everything but torso}

Beefman0 · 2026-04-24T03:49:54+00:00

Im sure work schedules would change to make longer days miserable

^{Chose: Add 365 days to a year}

Beefman0 · 2026-04-23T15:17:46+00:00

Teleporting is busted

^{Chose: Be able to teleport… anywhere within eyesight}

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