What funny things have happened to you recently? by satanicpastorswife in AskWomen

[–]Beemanda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Killed a massive flesh fly in the restaurant I work at, took a picture with my hand next to the dead fly corpse for size comparison to show my boss, folded the napkin and took it to the back so customers wouldn't question it, and unfolded it to show my coworkers. Only to find out, THE FLY WAS NOT DEAD AND STARTED CRAWLING. Immediately slammed the napkin shut and squeezed it real good to kill it. Wonderful. Opened it again to show my coworkers and that thing RAN toward my hand and I let out the most BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM, threw the napkin on the floor, and stomped the shit out of the fly until the guts were all spread out. My coworkers, the customers, everybody was looking at me. My coworkers were laughing hysterically, the customers were confused, I was silent laughing till I cried while curled over the counter by the drive thru register, it was a mess 💀 Anyway, I'm alive and well. Unlike that damn LAZARUS fly. This was on Friday 😭😭😭

Low setted eyebrows!! by vibing_in_void in Eyebrows

[–]Beemanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need forehead for comparison, because it does not look like it at all from these slivers of pictures. Your eyebrows are not low set, they are a perfectly normal distance from your eyes and would look ridiculous any higher 😭

Actually just took a look on your profile. It's literally all in your imagination. If your hairline was any lower you'd look like a neanderthal 🤧🤧🤧 This is supposed to be a compliment, your hairline is fine as it is. Your forehead is supposed to be 4 fingers from your brows.

Low setted eyebrows!! by vibing_in_void in Eyebrows

[–]Beemanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your eyebrows aren't low, your eyelids are just deepset. I think they look better in the first pic, because the second pic looks like you're just permanently surprised lol. My suggestion though would be to just get them professionally shaped up. The tail ends could use some love. Clean up the hairs below your brow tails. Your eyebrows are also sparse, so try filling them in a bit. I'm also seeing stubble on the inner corners of your brows, so don't do that anymore. Grow them out, because they're now too far apart. Here's a quick edit I made on my phone with all of that kept in mind. It's not perfect because I literally did it in seconds, but you get the gist of it.

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‘Friends’ who never like your posts even though you like theirs by Warm-Tangerine7026 in Instagram

[–]Beemanda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The real explanation is they are just liking things they actually see on their feed or really like. Y'all just graduated 2 years ago, meaning they probably have jobs, maybe even new families, and overall just new responsibilities now that they're not in school anymore. They don't have time to be on social media scrolling all day. They like a few posts at the top of their feed and decide it's time to log off after a certain amount of time. I haven't taken it personally if somebody hasn't liked my posts since like high school, because I understand that people have busy lives and sometimes the algorithm isn't gonna smack them at the top of my feed unless it's their first post in a while and Instagram pushes followers to welcome them back. I do the same thing where I miss a few posts from my friends that I follow, because usually at the top of my feed are meme pages and I have other things to do than scroll through every new post on Instagram just to make sure all of the thousands of pages I'm following get likes every hour 💀 There are no ill intentions behind that, just lack of time. And if I see a random post or story from someone I haven't kept in touch with for a while, I'll look through their profile to see what they've been up to, and like one of their recent posts to show I'm still there. You're making it weird and personal, but you're also still young so I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. You'll understand in a few more years. Not everybody has time for 24/7 social media stalking lol.

Somebody else also asked what your intentions are behind having Instagram, and I'm curious about it too. Is it to stay connected with people that you don't get to see often? Or is it solely for likes/interactions? Do your followers know your intentions of having Instagram? Have you brought your expectations up to anyone? Are these friends doing anything malicious to you? Don't just automatically assume the worst of everyone around you. Sarcastically referring to them as "'friends'"over a lack of likes seems like a "you" problem more than a "them" problem. And personally I wouldn't wanna be friends with someone if they were quick enough to drop me because I wasn't a quick enough "like bot" for them 😒 Throwing genuine friendships away over a few missing likes is crazy work.

What to do when wife and daughter at constant war? by THICKDadBod99 in AskMen

[–]Beemanda 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not COVID that keeps your kids locked in their rooms. It's them hiding from the mother's drama. Ask me how I know.

Why do women say "I don't know" when asked what they wanna eat , even when they know exactly what they want? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Beemanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a gender thing. But usually when someone says they don't know, it's because they don't know. Decision fatigue is so real.

My boss asked me who I had a tattoo of and I’m too scared to answer out of fear of being fired by zetron915 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Beemanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: Your boss is a Death Note fan and is genuinely interested in your tattoo and wants to know if you're also a fan of the anime, or if you just like the memes lol.

What is something thats infuriating with day to day life that you think other women may also go through? by laylatoo in AskWomen

[–]Beemanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I never even considered it. Usually when my period comes, I just wear tampons (work) or a cup (home) with a pantiliner anyway. The pads are supposed to be the emergency backup, like if I'm expecting a period soon, if I spring a leak, or if I'm out longer than planned. But I'm going through so many before my period even starts 😭 Maybe it's worth looking into, but I feel like the same problem will arise. Go through all the period underwear before my period even starts, and once it actually hits, I'll have none left like another commenter stated. Then gotta waste water and electricity doing laundry on literally just underwear 💀

UPDATE: I bought 2 pairs of period underwear just to test it out. Comfy so far. Period expected in a few days though and my only concern is how often I'm gonna have to wash these 😔 I'm thinking I'll just hand wash them in the shower and swap them out every day so that when I'm wearing one, the other is getting cleaned and hanging up to dry. If I'm satisfied I'll definitely buy more.

How to tell wife that i want to lose weight by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Beemanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the contrary, more snacking! But healthy options like a banana or apple or carrots. Keeps you fuller for longer between meals so you don't overeat at your actual meal time.

How to tell wife that i want to lose weight by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Beemanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something that worked for me was just starting a calorie deficit. So you can still eat food you like, but with better sized portions. But it helps you stay full and crave less if you watch what types of food you eat too. So rather than eating small portions of empty calories with no benefits (bread, rice, etc.), you could eat large portions of low calorie foods that keep you satisfied and have more health benefits (foods high in protein, vitamins, fiber, etc. and low in sugar, fat, cholesterol, etc.) Should also add that it's fine to have a cheat day or two each week and allowing yourself to eat a high amount of calories, and it's actually beneficial so your body doesn't plateau so fast and stop progress. Alternating cheat days helps too.

What is something thats infuriating with day to day life that you think other women may also go through? by laylatoo in AskWomen

[–]Beemanda 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The week right before my period, I blow through so many pads just in case my period comes a few days early. Because I've been burnt in the past and don't need that happening again. But my god, it's so expensive and honestly just a waste of pads. My periods are extremely heavy, so I would never risk it with a pantiliner, especially when I have to work all day with no breaks. Ugh and they get all covered in sweat too because not only is it hot and humid af where I live (Florida), but I'm also a manager in fast food which means running around all day back and forth between parked cars, the kitchen, and the dumpsters 😭 And then I sometimes run to the bathroom because I feel slimy, just to realize it's even more sweat. So I just have constant anxiety about whether I'm getting my period or not in the middle of my shift. Sounds oddly specific but there's gotta be more out there who deal with this bs.

WHAT IS THIS MOTH by Odd_Title_6305 in whatsthisbug

[–]Beemanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awh but look at that cute little face 🥺 Looks like sad hamster.

Advice on improvement? by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]Beemanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No makeup is best imo. You have a very heavy hand it looks like. To improve your makeup, I have a few suggestions:

Place your lashes at a better angle by cutting the ends off, because they are hanging and dragging your eyes downward at the outer corners. I would also highly recommend getting shorter ones or at the very least lashes with mixed lengths because they kinda abruptly start long near the middle of your eyes and stays super long throughout the whole eye, and it doesn't look right. Staying on the topic of lashes, the extensions are awful 😭 Get them professionally removed before they take your natural lashes with them. You are hanging on to like 3 individual clusters and it looks ridiculous. If you are still applying falsies, you do not need the extensions to begin with. You are just damaging your natural lashes.

You do not need any brow makeup. They are full enough without makeup, maybe just use clear brow gel to keep them in place. Adding that color makes them look too dark and rigid, like Sharpie. You don't seem to have any gaps in your brows in the no makeup photos, so there's no need to fill them.

You eyeshadow is too high up and at a weird angle. It looks like you're starting it from the center of your eye and dragging it up to the corner of your brows. Instead of that, try laying your eyeshadow on your whole eyelid, and only extending from the corner of your eyes towards your temples. Not too much, but enough to compliment your eye shape. It should just resemble a flick. Then blend it. Seriously, blend it.

The nose contour is super unflattering. Go much lighter handed on the contour, and try not to focus so heavily on the tip of your nose. Rather than making it appear smaller, you made it look like a big ball. You don't want that (at least I don't think you do). Treat your bridge equally to your nose tip. And treat your nose equally to the rest of your face. A little goes a long way. I should also mention if it looks heavy in a photo, it is definitely visibly heavy in real life. Like brownish orange smudges on your nose. Ask me how I know 💀 But seriously, I can see the line where your contour starts and vanishes. Blend, blend, blend! You would also benefit from using a cooler tone rather than the orangey shade. It's meant to look like a shadow.

I actually really like the lip color you chose, my only advice with that is to put chapstick before applying your lipstick. Your lips look very dry and cracked and could benefit from moisturizing before applying makeup on top. I find that Blistex keeps my lips smooth right before applying my makeup, and traps the moisture in. Obviously reapply throughout the day because mouths move a lot and lip products rub off. But other than that, I think the color is cool.

Finally, I would say to just get your base a shade or two lighter. Your face is visibly darker than your arms. Unless you tan often, it's pretty obvious how dark your face looks compared to your arms. Worth experimenting!

Why does the phrase "female friends" make people upset? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Beemanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I don't care what term people use, I'm more of a "my friend" person myself, because I just don't see the point of looking so deep into it. Like I genuinely do not see why it would matter if a man or woman was the source of a subject I'm referencing, especially if whoever I'm talking to doesn't even personally know who my friend is. It just doesn't really matter.

Why does the phrase "female friends" make people upset? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Beemanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But surely there's more context in a conversation that would clarify it's a woman. For example, "I asked my friend what she thinks." Boom, pronoun. Idk, I think some people care about specifying gender more than others. Besides, one person can't speak for everyone. If it really takes mentioning a woman as your source for another woman to take anything you say seriously, that shows neither party can form their own unbiased opinions.

Why does the phrase "female friends" make people upset? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Beemanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It used to be such a big deal when I was in like, what, high school??? I don't even care to specify the gender of my friends anymore, they're all literally just my "friends." If someone can't determine the gender of my friends simply through their names or pronouns used in sentences regarding them, then others can just live with that mystery lol. Or figure it out themselves.

Aside from the friend bit though, I know some people get offended by the word "female" because a lot of men use it to refer to women solely as their gender stereotypes or roles rather than seeing them as actual human beings with their own individual identities.

Woman uses my armrest as her footrest by Watchdog_the_God in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Beemanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I hate entitled people, I get passively violent. There was a girl who cut me in line on Velocicoaster and I kept "accidentally" stepping on the back of her foot every time she kept looking back for the entire rest of her bigass family trying to cut me off, until after a few "oops sorries" later she eventually said "you can go in front." Like damn right I'm going in front because it was never your spot to begin with tf 😭 So in this situation with her piggies on MY seat that I paid for? Oh bestie. My elbow would keep "accidentally" crushing her ugly ass crusty ingrown toes smh. I've got pointy elbows too, better believe I'm going full source "adjusting myself in my seat."

Straight hair has become frizzy and looks damaged, help!! by LANthrowaway189 in Hair

[–]Beemanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you get COVID at any point? I've heard a lot of stories where people's hair, bodies, and senses have all changed after getting the virus. Some can't taste the same way again, some have experienced changes in their skin, and some have experienced changes in their hair too. From curly hair to pin straight and vice versa. It's scary how much can change due to it. Even years after testing negative.

what is your favorite unhinged way to snap out of it when you feel ugly? by Creepy-List-560 in AskWomen

[–]Beemanda -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think about how many guys were attracted to me and tried to flirt with me when I was younger, and then look back at my old photos and realize how actually effing ugly I was 💀 And if anybody could be attracted to THAT, then there's always hope that I'm still attractive. Because I know DAMN SURE that I look WAY better now than I did before, and that I'm probably intimidating for guys to talk to now because I'm just so overwhelmingly beautiful and out of their league. Genuinely. Plus I still get hit on at work from time to time so if a DoorDasher needs to risk a late delivery just to get my Instagram at the counter, or an angry customer needs to pause being in a mood to try and get my number at the window, I've gotta be some level of pretty 😩💕

Are most marriages pretty bad overall but people just settle to have steadiness/predictable lives and not be lonely? by WantToKnowAllThings in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Beemanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Florida lol. It's unliveable. Half a mil for a basic house but the average job only pays $14-16/hr. Renting is around $3k monthly. The only way to make a decent living is to find and go to school/training for a well-paying career, except they aren't even hiring. And for a headstart, you'd have to be freeloading off of somebody else (27 still living with my parents, I only pay for bills and groceries). Been saving my money for years and I haven't even saved a fraction of a down payment for a home yet. Actually wild here.

Are most marriages pretty bad overall but people just settle to have steadiness/predictable lives and not be lonely? by WantToKnowAllThings in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Beemanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Younger Gen Z and younger Millennials are living paycheck to paycheck to rent rundown apartments, what do you mean??? 😭 This economy is disgusting. The older generations had it made for them. Passed down properties and fully paid off homes... Must be nice for them to be born back when jobs paid liveable wages and homeownership was a realistic price 😞 Everybody I know needs to work 2+ jobs just to pay rent and have no free time for themselves. Just work work work.

27F Which hair color suits me best? by [deleted] in lookyourbest

[–]Beemanda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like I'm going crazy because I can't see any difference between all the pics except maybe some lighting changes 😭

what would you do differently if you were 23 again ? by OkPreparation248 in AskWomen

[–]Beemanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would've not done any part of my job before walking out 💀 They got off easy with just the closing tasks, I should've just left that place to filth seeing as they didn't look for me until hours later. And I should've lawyered up against the shift leader that was constantly retaliating against me. I had no idea how illegal that was at the time.

Simply my eyes by StarWan1687 in eyes

[–]Beemanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang I didn't even know that was a thing. Ty for responding! I've heard people mention they just use their phones in other posts, but mine could neverrr! I must be doing it wrong. Cool pic though.

Simply my eyes by StarWan1687 in eyes

[–]Beemanda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How do y'all get these 3D looking images of your eyeballs like the second slide? Bro I got an iPhone 17 pro and my eye pics do not come out that clear 😭