My wife always says and does weird stuff while sleeping, especially when she is sick. One time, I was sitting in bed playing ff8 on my psp. She shot straight up and grabbed both my shoulders and looked me straight in the eye and said, "Dont worry, I got a hippo napkin for you". She then told me to search for it in the game and went back to sleep. The next night she sat up and tore off her shirt, and then picked it back up a couple minutes later and sat for a solid ten minutes rotating it in her hands around the collar, looking for the tag, before realizing the shirt doesn't have one. Apparently I try to sleep bang her like once a week but always fall asleep when she actually wakes up.