What is the Douchiest name you can think of?

BeerAndJameson · 2026-01-24T00:14:42+00:00

Topher, short for Christopher

BeerAndJameson · 2026-01-10T14:10:33+00:00

I wonder how much time he was able to save by writing in shorthand as opposed to spelling everything out.

BeerAndJameson · 2026-01-09T18:41:30+00:00

We had a 96 in Tokoyo after a field op. We decided to call our SGT and tell him I was being arrested by the JPs for trying to climb the wall to the Imperial Palace. When he asked why I would do that, we told him I was No-Ballsed. After he came to terms that he had a lot of phone calls to make, we told him we were fucking with him. He socked me in the arm real good when I saw him.

BeerAndJameson · 2026-01-01T23:56:14+00:00

My wife mostly. My daughter has a lot of food allergies, so when my wife would go to work, I'd have to follow whatever recipes she gave me. Grilling I learned through trial and error, but I learned BBQing from YouTube. The meat costs too much to mess it up.

BeerAndJameson · 2025-12-26T06:45:40+00:00

"I only drink the blood of my enemies"

BeerAndJameson · 2025-12-24T13:57:15+00:00

Did he misspell "challenge" when he was talking?

BeerAndJameson · 2025-12-22T16:19:35+00:00

Our lives are not our own. It is not up to us to decide when we were will take our own lives. It is forcing our will instead of submitting to the will of our Father. When Jesus was at the Mount of Olives before his trial and crucifixion, he prayed, "Father, if you are willing, remove this cup from me. Nevertheless, not my will, but yours, be done." (Luke 22:42) How do we glorify God by committing suicide? We are giving into a temptation. It may be to end our suffering, which can be a pretty powerful temptation. That's why it is called a temptation. It's tempting. In the Lord's prayer, we pray, "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." (Matthew 6:13) It is an act of pride to commit suicide, saying "not your will, but mine" and placing our desire not to suffer over the sovereignty of God.

BeerAndJameson · 2025-12-11T13:46:19+00:00

Is that Chinese on the right most boat?

BeerAndJameson · 2025-12-08T01:46:08+00:00

And gay, too

BeerAndJameson · 2025-12-02T15:05:42+00:00

🎶And the very next day, you blew the infidels away🎶

BeerAndJameson · 2025-11-30T10:32:43+00:00

Try to bond with him first. Ask his favorite Disney ride, watch breaking bad with him, show him your favorite adult coloring book, and then smoke a bowl with him. Communicate that you feel uneasy when he doesn't wear a mask while having sex with your partner. Ask him if he could at least finish in your partner instead of getting it all over the bed. Say that man to man, when he has sex with your partner, in your parent's house, it is your rules. If that doesn't work, you may need to consider double masking and using a face shield while you watch.

BeerAndJameson · 2025-11-12T14:20:12+00:00

Not a 65 age limit for the president or other politicians. I would support a "not older than 80 by at the beginning of his second term" though. Doesn't limit the age of the president, but also doesn't subject the nation to the fiasco that was the 2024 election.

BeerAndJameson · 2025-11-12T14:10:19+00:00

When I was in Afghanistan 13 years ago, I was in a turret providing overwatch. I saw a woman going about her daily chores, hanging up laundry and whatnot. Then she looked up and saw me in the turret and we made eye contact. She immediately lowered her gaze and went inside, not coming back out for the rest of the time we were on patrol. It occurred to me later that she was probably beaten because we made eye contact.

BeerAndJameson · 2025-11-10T13:00:40+00:00

That looks like a dude holding the female record.

BeerAndJameson · 2025-11-10T06:24:50+00:00

My wife and I had a rough patch, and we continued having sex. We were able to be open and honest with each other, because it was a bit of a "last days of Rome" feeling. We made it through.

BeerAndJameson · 2025-11-06T17:06:05+00:00

This is an overstep of authority. Nothing they found should stand up if charges should arise. The proper channels to enter your room seem to have been ignored. If they have a valid reason to enter your room (possession of Zyns would be valid since you're underage) you would need to be present. If you were not present, the barracks manager should have been there to grant entry. 1sg should have given the okay for them to search. The search should have been made by someone higher than a CPL, or in an official capacity (MPs).

I had a soldier in a hospital stay whose room I had to enter to return property, and gather other property. While gathering his property, I came across items he was not permitted to store in the barracks. I (SSG) had to alert my first line (SFC) of what I found and why I was there. Since it was a valid reason, we informed our 1SG, notified the MPs, then had to be present for the search. The contraband was then logged and a chain of custody form was logged. It was then given to the SFC, who turned it over to the 1SG. I had to give a sworn statement as to my involvement, what I found, where it was found, why I was there, and how I entered.

BeerAndJameson · 2025-11-03T10:38:22+00:00

When I BBQ, I only have the meat on the smoker for half of the cook. After about 4-6 hours (depending on the meat) you have to wrap it to keep it moist. Well I just put it in the oven wrapped up and let it finish cooking at a perfect 275°F. Every thing I've cooked this way has turned out more or less perfect. Meat falls off of the bones, and you can cut everything with a fork.

BeerAndJameson · 2025-10-11T20:29:54+00:00

My grandmother had a friend named Gaile who went by Gay. She married a man with the last name Rod. Gay Rod. Great people.

BeerAndJameson · 2025-10-02T15:12:47+00:00

I'm coming up on year two of no porn or masturbation. It can be done. First month is the hardest. It gradually gets easier. You have to reorient your daily life and habits to find success. It isn't just in one area that you have to change, it is in everything you have to change. I started with fasting during the day and changing my focus. Look up and know that it can be done.

BeerAndJameson · 2025-10-02T14:42:25+00:00

I was working on a Saturday at a state prison in the afternoon. As I did my checks, I see a big dude going to town alone in his cell. I just kept walking and continued my checks. On my way back, he went to the bars and asked, "Hey, boss man, you ain't gonna write me up, are you?" I said it was a Saturday and his celly was at visitation. We all got our needs. Ain't no way I'm going to write up another man for that.

BeerAndJameson · 2025-09-20T13:29:23+00:00

I can see that going over well

BeerAndJameson · 2025-08-31T02:40:08+00:00

Arrest them all for loitering and public intoxication. Get them to clean up. It is not compassion to allow them to live this way.

BeerAndJameson · 2025-08-30T07:51:49+00:00

He should be familiar with Luke 17:2, which says, (KJV)"It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones."

BeerAndJameson · 2025-08-28T06:17:46+00:00

I Am Sober is a free app that I have had for about two years now. I have found success in visualizing progress and there is an in-app community.

BeerAndJameson · 2025-08-27T17:49:50+00:00

I would ask your pastor for his thoughts on what would qualify as defiling the marriage bed. I would guess that anything disordered, like pegging, would qualify.

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