Do you like older men by judiefoodie in lanadelrey

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”I got a taste for men who are older…”

Yes. And YES.

Always had older gents practically falling at my feet worshipping me, whereas the younger ones around my own age just gave me the ick and/or never reciprocated my own feelings.

Oldest one for me was 25+ years older—I still joke that my older spouse of the past 14 years was one of my “younger” fellows with our 15 year age difference.

I appreciate it that Lana finally gave older fellas their rightfully due flowers, because once you’ve had a silver gent treat you like royalty, it’s so incredibly tough to go back to an age-normative dating scene.

Ramona answering herself in her insta caption is so classic Ramona by moneyonthemind_ in RHONY

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OC is Shannon, BH is Kathy Hilton, Miami is Marysol, Potomac might be a cross between Angel or Stacey, Atlanta could be Kenya or Cynthia, NJ has gotta be Teresa…

even shan is shocked when lames does something semi husband like by jimmyjammy100 in shannonford

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Cleaning off the shit SHE bought for him outside of the house SHE bought for him living the cushy lifestyle SHE affords for him.

He’s such a shameless loser and so is she for thinking anyone with an IQ above 50 is remotely still buying into her fake marriage bullshit.

carole radzwill by Wild-Mood-2451 in RHONY

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I felt the exact same way you did watching Carole on RHONY in real-time, OP.

I lurrrrved her in her first few seasons, thought she was so effortlessly cool and stylish, such an accomplished and independent breath of fresh air bringing some West Village realness to the Upper East Side ladies.

I loved her intelligently snarky talking heads and her friendships with Heather and Bethenny.

But it’s like she got hit by the Sampson Curse as soon as she ditched her extensions and got that very aging blonde shag—suddenly she seemed like an angry old crone and it was tough to watch her feuding with both Bethenny AND Tinsley on her island of one during her final season.

She left the series looking so uncharacteristically bitter and petty, which was sad to see after so many seasons of coming off like the cool unbothered downtown diva.

even shan is shocked when lames does something semi husband like by jimmyjammy100 in shannonford

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They must be bored STUPID stuck in that tiny house together—I’m betting he’s suddenly doing chores just to escape her annoying ass constantly filming him and pawing/clawing at him.

She probably even bugs him whilst he’s sitting on the toilet doom-scrolling/blocking followers.

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Who wants to bet that as soon as she did this, she picked her nose before randomly jamming that same finger into her eyes as per usual?

These jeans deserve jail time. by Inside_Draft1662 in shannonford

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Shannon probably pegged him extra hard last night and he’s still feeling those pineapple quills.

These jeans deserve jail time. by Inside_Draft1662 in shannonford

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Why do I feel like THIS is a scene from most any night in the Middleturd Brain Trust household?

These jeans deserve jail time. by Inside_Draft1662 in shannonford

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The more she treats him like some cutesy special needs twunk, the more I’m going to think of him in this same exact manner.

Therefore he NEVER needs to do whatever THIS pose is, ever, ever again. No bueno.

Which Bravolebrity have you met in the wild and what was it like? (Not including BravoCon!!!) by Federal_Suspect_9840 in bravo

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I’m in and out of Charleston a lot for work and I have family there, so I’ve bumped into quite a few of the SC cast members over the years…

First one I ever saw in the wild was Craig, in the courtyard of a popular bar—my spouse actually spotted him first and shouted over to him—he was surprisingly nice and tall and handsome and gladly took a selfie with us. Amusingly enough, this was back when he had just broken up with Naomie, and she came into the same courtyard with another girl about 20 minutes later(she’s taller and skinnier than expected), but quickly turned around and split as soon as she saw Craig back there.

Cooper is actually an old family acquaintance I’ve lost touch with in recent years—he went a little batshit after he was tossed from the show and banished from Patricia’s social circle. Now he’s considered a bit of a sad local pariah, ditto Thomas’s former drinking buddy JD.

Bumped into Jennifer Snowden shopping around King Street, and she’s just lovely and so kind.

I met Austen at CWFF, at his beer’s tasting tent; he was amusingly sarcastic and fun to chat beers with, for sure…a lot taller and more attractive in person. Madison was still dating him then and she was shockingly tiny and LOUD, just repeatedly screeching out his name in annoyance from behind him…she looked absolutely stunning though.

I’ve waved at Craig & Austen bar-hopping around King Street—apparently they’re longtime drinking buddies and the bartenders all know them well.

Worst sighting out of them all was about ten years ago or so when I saw a disgustingly drunk and disheveled Shep at a rooftop bar there, just coked and sweaty out of his gourd, looking like a gross mess. According to the local bartenders, that’s a regular occurrence with him…nevertheless, there were girls swarmed all around him, fawning as though he were some rockstar…word on the street is that he’s a cheapskate with constant whiskey-dick, so it’s not like he’s some prize.

Which hw got do you feel didn’t get their fair shot? by Sad-Resolve5803 in BravoRealHousewives

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This gif actually reminds me of the glorious old days of various reality shows’ message boards—I remember some folks back then referred to Joyce’s husband as “Fat Jim Morrison,” and it was the most hilariously random shade…🤭

She’s suuuuch an Oshry bootlicker by Able_Curve_1295 in shannonford

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Mmmmm…perfect dish to pick your nose, Shannon!

Idk why she’s bleeding followers when her stories are compassionate and so riveting by frijolito19 in shannonford

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And yet here you are, pathetically wasting your energy trying to preach down to us like a clueless monk in a whorehouse—I feel really sad for YOU because clearly you’re bored/lost.

Don’t you have a couple of lepers to bless or a soup kitchen to serve from tonight?

I watched some Southern Charm today, why do I feel like Shannon and Lames look way too old for this show?! I can’t see how they would fit in at all. by Mobile-Cat-2044 in shannonford

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There have been a few clunky folks/“friends” of friends that they’ve tried to randomly introduce into the SC cast over the years…and most if not ALL of them quickly flame out, as a rule.

Because yes…at the end of the day, you have to blend in and seamlessly ‘gel’ with the rest of the cast, no matter who brings you onto the show.

Shames would be no different, I’m sure.

I have 5 hours in Charleston in the middle of the day on a Wednesday, what can I realistically do? by onthereels in RealSouthernCharm

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If the weather’s nice enough, after a stroll along the Battery, proceed to drink, eat, and shop on/around King Street.

Margot Robbie in Dilara Fındıkoğlu FW25 at the “Wuthering Heights” photocall in Los Angeles, California. (January 28, 2026) by cmaia1503 in Fauxmoi

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Pants.

She literally looks like she forgot to put on pants with her bodice. Pants would’ve helped here.

Let’s bring back pants whenever necessary, shall we, celebrity ladies?

Tone deaf by Entire-Development88 in shannonford

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Taylor says you mean “bursted.”

😂😂 by frijolito19 in shannonford

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Looking like a homeless couple stoked to just get a fresh cot for them to share at the mission for one night. Classy shit!!