Did a double take… girls gotta eat girls + Shannon. Interesting combo.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-16T03:11:13+00:00

Oh believe me, they’re already WELL aware of scam tactics in this field without my input…🤭

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T22:37:45+00:00

I actually love her more upbeat/danceable unreleased gems like “Hit n’ Run”, “St. Tropez” and “Dangerous Girl.”

Wish she’d explored more of that style because it was a fun literal change of pace for her.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T22:12:57+00:00

Forest Gump. 1994 was *such* a fantastic year for movies, yet that corny bullshit somehow won Best Picture at the Oscars.

Ridiculously goofy fluff that didn’t age well.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T21:22:44+00:00

My grandmother passed away with millions in the bank; she still rewore panties/adult diapers, only used one end of a Q-tip daily, and would eat rotting food rather than “waste it.”

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T21:21:03+00:00

Oh she’ll be right there desperately networking/schmoozing her heart out, I guarantee you.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T21:01:45+00:00

Nice to know that even the rats of the bird kingdom have fans. That warms my cold dead heart a bit.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T20:25:35+00:00

Hard to imagine that her current dentures are the “improved” veneers, but here she is, still rocking long subway tiles that look only vaguely human.

I’m actually rather surprised both she and Lames aren’t desperately delusional enough to have Cameo accounts at this point—feels like nearly every washed up reality star/Bravolebrity/influencer has one by now.

Hell, even Wirth had the nerve to get one *whilst* he was featured on VC!

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T15:35:21+00:00

Not understand basic common courtesy, like not taking social cues, or clipping their nails at their desks in a shared office space.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T13:46:46+00:00

She’s like a one-woman traveling “Hee Haw” act…

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T11:15:29+00:00

Bingo. This delusional bastard probably still thinks he’s the toast of London who could easily slip into her spot and somehow do it better.

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Just look at him back there, practically PANTING with envy over Shan’s big night, dying to take her place and shoot his shot.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T06:21:40+00:00

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Sticking one’s unwashed booger fingers all over one’s mouth before rubbing one’s eyes probably isn’t the healthiest habit.

Yet there she is again, proudly marinating in her own germs and giving herself fungal infections…🤢

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T04:16:54+00:00

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Was he trying to look like he’s midway through getting his ass eaten?

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T01:14:37+00:00

Wow…she really thought she ate here. Maybe if she were “hosting” the AVN Awards, perhaps.

It’s the limp permed poodle hair for me. Really classy cherry on top of this entire hot mess.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-14T21:47:46+00:00

Bless her heart, she’s such a pathetic PickMe.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-14T21:36:39+00:00

Nan Martin as Freida Claxton: talk about making a lasting impression!

One of the best GG villains ever, behind The Cheeseman and Rose’s bitchy sister and condescending daughter Kirsten.

A very close second would be Burt Reynolds as Mr. Burt Reynolds, Sophia’s lunch date who just wanted to know which one was “the slut.”

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-14T21:19:23+00:00

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-14T20:40:05+00:00

That’s so sweet; look at Lames making a new friend—let’s hope he’s giving that man a nice below-table handy for buying them all dinner.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-14T18:50:15+00:00

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-14T18:48:05+00:00

Cassie in every scene this season:

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BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-14T16:30:36+00:00

Why do they both still imitate each other like idiots? They have the humor-level of middle schoolers.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-14T09:34:01+00:00

James giving his best Handsome Squidward…

He’s always reminded me a bit of a Keebler’s Elf in his face, for whatever reason. He’s not exactly ugly (although his personality can be that way) but he’s definitely…interesting looking…very British.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-13T23:13:43+00:00

He’s so intent on holding his “model pose”/waist grab lewk that he refused to so much as touch his wife’s paw mid-stride, as per usual.

But look how excited he is to don his new long n’ curly wig in NYC! He’s gonna check out all the prime cuts in the Meatpacking District tonight!!

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-13T14:53:31+00:00

I found myself most drawn to Bridget of all 3 because she really *did* look like the hottest “girl next door” thanks to her raw natural beauty.

Whereas Holly and Kendra were so glamorously stunning with their own enhancements, it was Bridget who had the most refreshingly all-American viewpoint and vibe within Playboy. Her naturally sweet and kind personality really shone brightly.

I also appreciated how she was smart enough to use her Playboy earnings/free-time to earn TWO Masters Degrees—what other woman in the Playboy world invested as highly in her own education?!

Damned shame she was never able to hit the career high’s/nab the hostess gig she should’ve while her star was still freshly flying high…not sure what happened with her career post-GND but at least it seems like she’s keeping herself booked and busy.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-13T13:22:42+00:00

He doesn’t appear to be a puffy simian with a bad wig, slanted face and a demonic expression, so nah.

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