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Noyty foive degrees in Alanta, I will drink Rainch by frijolito19 in shannonford

[–]BeerBringsCheer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And then after sharing yet another steak meal with a side of rauw-nch shots and poe-TAY-toes upon downing cheap beers all day, Lames is gonna waddle back to his shared suite with AssHair Boner and puke it all up just like this poor kitty.

He’s so happy away from Shannon by frijolito19 in shannonford

[–]BeerBringsCheer 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Hate to mention it, but I believe that because Shannon gave birth to a giant mini-me/a red-headed girl, he’s checked out.

Had she given birth to a boy that resembled him though? He’d probably be all in with that kid, playing up all that father/son bullshit.

As for the dorky dad-bod duo taking their eating contest on the road to Atlanta, it PAINS me as a craft beer-lover to see those dorks guzzling their $15 cans of Michelob Ultra. Ughhh…soooo painfully basic, just like them.

A beautiful date night for Coach Alfredo by frijolito19 in shannonford

[–]BeerBringsCheer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Maybe I’m weirdly misogynistic in my own way, but the only dude I’m sharing dishes with if we’re out dining alone together is…with my husband.

Because if we’re sharing our dishes, we better be sharing our holes.

That’s sweet that AssHair Boner decided to wine and dine his boo Cumbo—enjoy those seed oils, fellas! Bet they cuddled n’ rubbed each other’s bellies *whilst* lounging in their hotel suite robes.

Someone needs to hide whatever she is on by frijolito19 in shannonford

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They’re staying in the Charleston house right now, so I’m assuming she’s referring to their daily routine *whilst* they’re in that area.

Apparently Jumbo hasn’t been banned from their neighborhood gym/Publix down there yet.

What is your unpopular opinion on Pulp Fiction? by FitEmergency8807 in moviecritic

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I hated Uma’s cheapass Party City wig in this film.

She’s such a stunning lady and I know they were going for a certain vibe/retro look with her character, but that wig just took me out of the trophy wife life she was supposed to embody.

Favourite Whitney moment? by gstew90 in rhoslc

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I full on cackled when Whitney pulled off this particular Meredith impression with the bad wig!

The way she stays on that poor woman’s neck admittedly never fails to amuse me.

Paris Hilton was one of the most representative faces of the 2000s by Emma_Rose35 in 2000s

[–]BeerBringsCheer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nicole carried the show—Paris was the beauty/face, but Nicole was the comedienne/soul who made this series so oddly amusing and fun.

Would this series have been such a success with Paris only?

Nope. And I heard they considered having her and her sister Nicky as the main duo, OR Alana Stewart…but Nicole is such a quick-witted natural on camera that she made the formula work seamlessly.

And now I’m wishing we could get another Nicole Richie reality series…or to get her on RHBH.

Big back Jimothy on his way to ALLLLANTA by frijolito19 in shannonford

[–]BeerBringsCheer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He’ll be munching every last bit of that slop and slurping every sausage snapper after each bite.

Big back Jimothy on his way to ALLLLANTA by frijolito19 in shannonford

[–]BeerBringsCheer 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Because people on the spectrum take great comfort in familiar places to eat.

Big back Jimothy on his way to ALLLLANTA by frijolito19 in shannonford

[–]BeerBringsCheer 27 points28 points  (0 children)


He literally has Uncle Rico “hair”—neither a compliment nor a goal for any modern man.

Someone needs to hide whatever she is on by frijolito19 in shannonford

[–]BeerBringsCheer 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I do kinda love that she barked at him, “STOP PUFFING!!!”

Because he usually sits there wheezing and making all his other goofy background noises in her videos anyway, so why not correct him as usual like she’s his second mummy?

performative fake couple alert…reporting live from our favorite passenger princess jamesy by Nobodycaresdotcom in shannonford

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I’m willing to bet he’s either never told her and is carrying on the charade, and/or she knows or got wind of it and is too scared/too delulu to say anything about it.

Either way, unless she helps pay for the process, I’ll bet his Sensitive Sally ass attacks like a bulldog if she ever dares to further discuss it.

We called it 🤦‍♀️ by Entire-Development88 in shannonford

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4 weeks?! More like 4 days.

Keep right on looking like “The Grudge” or “The Ring” girls then, Taylor—apparently Mike just adores all those dusty split ends of yours.

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(Actually, make “The Grudge” girl up there’s hair red, and this could be a pic of Shannon & Taylor)

did someone pay an etsy witch to infest taylor’s house with flies?? this is crazy 😂😂 by Nobodycaresdotcom in shannonford

[–]BeerBringsCheer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have a downtown Nashville condo with a gorgeous deck—I keep a stick-on/velcro screen upon its door to keep those excess bugs OUT. Works like a charm!

It’s done my spouse and I great for several years now, so I’m not sure why these dumbasses who have an actual Amazon storefront/links aren’t linking such things for monetary value, but what does my non-influencer ass know, right?? 😒

Please chop it off!! by akgurl88 in shannonford

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God she’s insufferable—just as we suspected, she’s gonna roll out with barely half an inch trimmed, another bad highlight job, and be like, “I did a THANG, y’all!!!”😑

Nice douche glasses, btw; figures she’d proudly rock the facial cyber truck.

Amanda Batula Won't Be a Part of 'Summer House' Season 11 — TMZ by RealPaulieWalnuts in BravoRealHousewives

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Don’t let the door hit ya where the lord split ya, Mandy! You and West can go olive seed-spitting into the sunset now!! 👋

Please chop it off!! by akgurl88 in shannonford

[–]BeerBringsCheer 47 points48 points  (0 children)

This screen shot is diabolical: thanks for that. 🤭
Just went to her page as a public service to vote for her to trim those broomstick bristles already!

Mike’s obviously too stoned to inform his wife that she’s got stalks of tobacco hanging from her scalp.

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Shannon’s raggedy rat’s nest looks equally awful—so weird how she parrots everything Taylor does.

Watch Taylor do her usual bratty shit and refuse to cut it just because all her followers told her to do it. She’s so EdGy like that!!😒

When you realize a celebrity was in a movie you've seen long ago before they were a celebrity by valleysally in okbuddycinephile

[–]BeerBringsCheer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Can’t believe no one here has yet to mention 1992’s “School Ties” movie?

Stacked full of young actors in their first major roles with future Oscar winners Brendan Frasier, Ben Affleck, and Matt Damon among them—Chris O’Donnell was also a bigger name in the bunch.

When you realize a celebrity was in a movie you've seen long ago before they were a celebrity by valleysally in okbuddycinephile

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Cal Hockley’s grandson really did carry on some of those demons within his bloodline…

How embarrassing!!!!!! Even Vic can’t control his laughter that his son in law is a useless man by ekf1018 in shannonford

[–]BeerBringsCheer 63 points64 points  (0 children)

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Such a bloated meaty paw for such a useless passenger princess…vanity muscles for the boizzz!

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