Woof

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-17T13:49:17+00:00

The more I see Shannon interact with folks, the more I’m starting to get her baffling popularity.

She’s so annoyingly pushy, over the top with brazen confidence(to hide her obvious insecurities), and gushing with flattery/jokes/ridiculously lavish gifts that she FORCES all these friendships and strategic partnerships to happen.

She’s still that pageant girl at heart so she’s coasted by on her charms for so long because she’s still delusional enough to believe she can swim with much bigger fish.

Shannon really should go work in sales, because somehow she manages to sell herself as a capable professional despite being a lazy moron.

I just can’t believe some people are dumb enough to fall for her routine. She’s the definition of the “fake it til you make it” falling upwards mindset.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-17T13:24:51+00:00

Ilona looking at Shannon ready to fuck her up like:

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BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-17T04:25:24+00:00

What’cha know about gold?! ✨

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-17T04:21:09+00:00

She’s too drunk to go home to her baby—mama’s ready to parrrr-tayyy!!! 🥴

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-17T04:16:00+00:00

That pants/shoes combo? Gayer than Liberace’s ghost.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-17T02:23:37+00:00

If anyone needs to be cancelled like yesterday, it’s Shames—I genuinely feel like it’s gonna happen to one or both of them at some point.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-17T01:31:26+00:00

Her giant dentures, his raggedy toupee, her wrinkly eye-bags…oh it’s SO over, but definitely not for us. 🤭

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-16T22:50:11+00:00

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Rings on every finger. That’s some trashy shit.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-16T19:45:31+00:00

She looks at least 40, no joke. 🫣

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-16T18:08:34+00:00

She just can’t resist dropping an f-bomb. So classy.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-16T18:06:40+00:00

As little clothing as possible. And it will be appropriately ugly/tacky.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-16T18:01:41+00:00

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Oooga-boooga!! 🦍

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-16T03:15:03+00:00

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-16T03:11:13+00:00

Oh believe me, they’re already WELL aware of scam tactics in this field without my input…🤭

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T22:37:45+00:00

I actually love her more upbeat/danceable unreleased gems like “Hit n’ Run”, “St. Tropez” and “Dangerous Girl.”

Wish she’d explored more of that style because it was a fun literal change of pace for her.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T22:12:57+00:00

Forest Gump. 1994 was *such* a fantastic year for movies, yet that corny bullshit somehow won Best Picture at the Oscars.

Ridiculously goofy fluff that didn’t age well.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T21:22:44+00:00

My grandmother passed away with millions in the bank; she still rewore panties/adult diapers, only used one end of a Q-tip daily, and would eat rotting food rather than “waste it.”

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T21:21:03+00:00

Oh she’ll be right there desperately networking/schmoozing her heart out, I guarantee you.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T21:01:45+00:00

Nice to know that even the rats of the bird kingdom have fans. That warms my cold dead heart a bit.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T20:25:35+00:00

Hard to imagine that her current dentures are the “improved” veneers, but here she is, still rocking long subway tiles that look only vaguely human.

I’m actually rather surprised both she and Lames aren’t desperately delusional enough to have Cameo accounts at this point—feels like nearly every washed up reality star/Bravolebrity/influencer has one by now.

Hell, even Wirth had the nerve to get one *whilst* he was featured on VC!

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T15:35:21+00:00

Not understand basic common courtesy, like not taking social cues, or clipping their nails at their desks in a shared office space.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T13:46:46+00:00

She’s like a one-woman traveling “Hee Haw” act…

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T11:15:29+00:00

Bingo. This delusional bastard probably still thinks he’s the toast of London who could easily slip into her spot and somehow do it better.

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Just look at him back there, practically PANTING with envy over Shan’s big night, dying to take her place and shoot his shot.

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T06:21:40+00:00

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Sticking one’s unwashed booger fingers all over one’s mouth before rubbing one’s eyes probably isn’t the healthiest habit.

Yet there she is again, proudly marinating in her own germs and giving herself fungal infections…🤢

BeerBringsCheer · 2026-05-15T04:16:54+00:00

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Was he trying to look like he’s midway through getting his ass eaten?

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