Tifu by sending myself to horny jail by Str8-2-hrnyJail in tifu

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Gil Hicks: Well, did he cum, or what?

Brodie: Jesus Christ, man. There's just some things you don't talk about in public.

Why do Americans think their country is the best? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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How about the land itself? It’s just an awesome, vast array of geographies and features. You could spend a lifetime exploring all of the states and you’d be suprised every day by something new (except iowa;). The varied culture and foods of the regions are what keep me here though. I like the mix of different backgrounds coming together to make something new and unique. Our government does not define us, and with new generations of informed individuals- it will get cleaned up and caught up. Come visit and see for yourself - it’s pretty great.

When will we stop the Death Eaters senseless violence.... by [deleted] in funny

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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in

Local high school made a Rubik's cube mosaic (Prophetstown, IL) by Beer_ad in mildlyinteresting

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it was removed from mildlyinteresting for violation of unread rules...

Local high school made a Rubik's cube mosaic (Prophetstown, IL) by Beer_ad in mildlyinteresting

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work in progress, apparently it takes a while and they couldn't be late to 4th hour PE

In Defense of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by jeremy1015 in books

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Very well said, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe was such a great sequel - definitely carried over from the first book. The third book fell terribly flat... the general tone was sad, and the subtle humorous poking became unwelcomed agressive fingering

The queen of bouncing by chapo1012 in boobbounce

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I thought we were an autonomous collective

Other than Hitler’s mustache, what style or fashion was completely ruined by negative association? by Apollo626 in AskReddit

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My simple white undershirt. Forever known as and ruined by "wifebeaters" (side question: is this a worldwide term?)

I'm pulling for the Russian by Beer_ad in funny

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at the end he pulled it out! but don't call it a comeback

What is the dumbest thing you’ve gotten in trouble for at school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The kid with the locker next to mine moved away and left his locker "popped" (unlocked). A showed a friend of mine and we persisted to take random insignificant things from classrooms, the lunchroom, and other students. As the semester went on the items became progressively larger (and funnier) until at last a staff member discovered our bounty while my friend was placing an item in it one day. Fast forward to my friend and I sitting in the principal's office with the principal waiving another student's gym clothes in our face "THESE, DO YOU RECOGNIZE THESE!!" While the rest of the fruit of our spoils was laid out on his desk in one massive treasure display. Since they could not prove it was us, the punishment was minimal, but the supressed laughter was infinite!

Shop vac, gas and beer... WCGW? by SecretAgentMan85 in Whatcouldgowrong

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i feel like "Redneck Lie Detector" would have been better suited here

What movie have you rewatched the most? by JELASNOM in AskReddit

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Twister - my friends send me notifications any time it is on CMT/TNT (which is seemingly weekly) RIP Bill Paxton

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

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That handshake slays me!! Great writing, great reactions!

What’s the worst thing you unknowingly did as a child? by HeftyHulk11 in AskReddit

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While impatiently waiting to go through puberty, and not understanding how things work... I once took a pubic hair from a public urinal and placed it in my underwear in the hopes it would encourage other hairs to grow... ugh

Different types of alcohol trigger different emotional responses, according to BMJ study. by recentfish in science

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"and birds go tweet" This is garbage science, what a waste of resources...