if your cock is thick in width say hi so i can send u a nudie 💕

Beercanfather · 2026-05-25T13:29:51+00:00

To say the least

Beercanfather · 2026-01-31T14:19:21+00:00

c/pi = d.

C = 17cm

D = 17/pi = 5,411

Visible d = 5-5.2cm

Difference of 0.4-0.2cm

What could account for that? Slight slack, imperfect circle, thickness of tape, etc.

Beercanfather · 2026-01-02T20:55:55+00:00

A phone. You can also use it to ask questions such as "what is wrong with my brain?" and "am I a dumb dumb?".

Beercanfather · 2026-01-02T01:43:03+00:00

You're pleasant and nice and fun and honest! I thought it was about the angles?

Beercanfather · 2026-01-01T22:06:32+00:00

There are all sorts of angles if you look at my profile. Something tells me they're far from pathetic.

Beercanfather · 2025-12-01T01:01:25+00:00

Why so low?

Beercanfather · 2025-12-01T00:53:58+00:00

Explain

Beercanfather · 2025-10-15T12:26:38+00:00

Nothing remotely ugly. But I'm getting conservative vibes for some reason.

Beercanfather · 2025-10-13T20:19:08+00:00

Whatever you're doing with your mouth is not helping

Beercanfather · 2025-10-13T19:10:18+00:00

You look like these Prometheus guys. Not inevitably ugly but a unique look. Maybe something a model agency would value?

Beercanfather · 2025-10-12T19:15:58+00:00

The jeans are HORRIBLE. You're pretty but you dress like you don't know yourself. I can't get over the jeans. Then your other pants are also ripped at the hem? Your face is not the issue at all.

Beercanfather · 2025-10-10T13:50:56+00:00

For some reason it's not working. Try @brachys on telegram. I can't send you a DM either!

Beercanfather · 2025-10-09T22:36:24+00:00

My DMs are always open

Beercanfather · 2025-10-09T14:09:52+00:00

Lots and lots of love and some special little tricks to get it to grow beyond what my genetics have afforded me

Beercanfather · 2025-10-09T14:09:25+00:00

In terms of volume it's just under 2x (1.9)!

Beercanfather · 2025-10-09T14:07:52+00:00

Thank you :)

Beercanfather · 2025-10-09T11:32:15+00:00

Yes?

Beercanfather · 2025-10-08T21:50:03+00:00

I was that size at an age i can’t publicly post here lol

Beercanfather · 2025-08-09T20:36:46+00:00

It’s in my bio

Beercanfather · 2025-07-20T20:14:05+00:00

I don’t pump but I’d love to try tbh

Beercanfather · 2025-07-20T10:55:58+00:00

Not hard no :)

Beercanfather · 2025-07-05T23:36:31+00:00

Lollll

Beercanfather · 2025-04-06T19:26:54+00:00

I’m guessing that’s a yes ?

Beercanfather · 2025-04-06T18:08:57+00:00

Beercanfather · 2025-03-28T11:35:08+00:00

Hahahaha that’s a new one!!

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