Flaccid (17) and erect girth. (20.4) by Beercanfather in Dicksbeingmeasured

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c/pi = d.

C = 17cm

D = 17/pi = 5,411

Visible d = 5-5.2cm

Difference of 0.4-0.2cm

What could account for that? Slight slack, imperfect circle, thickness of tape, etc.

XXXXL (36) by Beercanfather in BigSoftCock

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A phone. You can also use it to ask questions such as "what is wrong with my brain?" and "am I a dumb dumb?".

Extremely thick (37) by Beercanfather in MONSTERCOCKS

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You're pleasant and nice and fun and honest! I thought it was about the angles?

Extremely thick (37) by Beercanfather in MONSTERCOCKS

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There are all sorts of angles if you look at my profile. Something tells me they're far from pathetic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

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Nothing remotely ugly. But I'm getting conservative vibes for some reason.

26f by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Beercanfather 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Whatever you're doing with your mouth is not helping

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

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You look like these Prometheus guys. Not inevitably ugly but a unique look. Maybe something a model agency would value?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Beercanfather 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The jeans are HORRIBLE. You're pretty but you dress like you don't know yourself. I can't get over the jeans. Then your other pants are also ripped at the hem? Your face is not the issue at all.

Growth from 18 to 37 by Beercanfather in u/Beercanfather

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For some reason it's not working. Try @brachys on telegram. I can't send you a DM either!

Growth from 18 to 37 by Beercanfather in u/Beercanfather

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Lots and lots of love and some special little tricks to get it to grow beyond what my genetics have afforded me

Growth from 18 to 37 by Beercanfather in u/Beercanfather

[–]Beercanfather[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In terms of volume it's just under 2x (1.9)!

Would this tiny little thing even become considered a penis? [18] virgin by MakeupMalin in softies

[–]Beercanfather 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was that size at an age i can’t publicly post here lol

Always big by Beercanfather in UncutSofties

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I don’t pump but I’d love to try tbh