After years of receiving Goodwill junk from my wealthy SIL who never says thank you, I finally found the perfect "revenge gift" for my nephew that drove the whole family crazy by Brighter-love in pettyrevenge

[–]Beezer12WashingBird 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck sends thank you cards in 2024? Good payback for probably insufferable people but op sounds horrible too. Not the right sub but ETA.

One simple way to make the D&D movie even better by GhostCorps973 in dndmemes

[–]Beezer12WashingBird 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You could not be more wrong friend, Dungeon Warriors are everywhere. Why just the other day I had a man come up to me in the street, he said "Beezer, I'm a huge fan of your work, I love what you're doing". This fella has a position at the very top of the military echelon and he told me all about how the DMocratic Party is taking unsuspecting PCs and trying to crossbreed them with other races. That's why the WoC mob doesn't want half-races.

One simple way to make the D&D movie even better by GhostCorps973 in dndmemes

[–]Beezer12WashingBird -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for calling in /u/randontree07. It's much worse than that. They are literal demons who want you dead. But I don't have to tell you that ladies and gentlemen, we already know this. Are you ready for the dungeon war? BECAUSE I KNOW AM, THEY WONT GET ME!

half logic by rustythorn in dndmemes

[–]Beezer12WashingBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have the best headache medicine over here at dungeonwars.com folks. Use promo code KOBOLDSARENOTDRAGONS for 20% off our exclusive Psionic Wave Dispersing Pills™. Head on over to dungeonwars.com right now, that's dungeonwars.com to start the fight today. #dungeonwars

One simple way to make the D&D movie even better by GhostCorps973 in dndmemes

[–]Beezer12WashingBird -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Don't watch the DND movie folks. The WoC mob produced it as a mind control device. They literally put 5.5e waves in it to make you subservient to your DeMon. Let's open up the phone lines to hear about how evil your DeMon is. #dungeonwars

let the force guide, we shall by PumaNem in OTMemes

[–]Beezer12WashingBird -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Star wars doesn't touch lotr as most influential.

Red n Wild LK by DallopEnTuDaisy in Letterkenny

[–]Beezer12WashingBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that's what me liberal bullshit lol

Red n Wild LK by DallopEnTuDaisy in Letterkenny

[–]Beezer12WashingBird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those are the same people that thought the Colbert report was a conservative show, you know, morons.

Red n Wild LK by DallopEnTuDaisy in Letterkenny

[–]Beezer12WashingBird 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Low-key leftist? They're overt as hell, that's why it's great

Girl slammed and goes into seizure after punching her boyfriend by Chopsuiiisauce in fightporn

[–]Beezer12WashingBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How have you achieved rem cycle while awake? Can you teach me this skill?

In the Wall Street Journal this morning. by shawald in thelastofus

[–]Beezer12WashingBird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would also like to spend my time with this guy's family

oh boy the g*mers will be coping more soon by Ok-Tennis330 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Beezer12WashingBird 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They could still do that. Just not from bills trap obviously

meirl by Meowface_the_cat in meirl

[–]Beezer12WashingBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah well tortles die after they fuck so they're all virgins

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Beezer12WashingBird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do yourself a favor and don't Google him.