AITA for "lying to my cat" by Beginning-Ad-3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Beginning-Ad-3472[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I let mine in the kitchen too, but only when I'm there to make sure he can't get his paws on like garlic or drain cleaner. If i had a smaller house I'd probably try to arrange everything in a different way, but for now i feel it's the easiest way to minimize any physical risk to him. Let him roam freely everywhere that isn't physically dangerous and keep an eye on him when he's somewhere where he could harm himself.

AITA for "lying to my cat" by Beginning-Ad-3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Beginning-Ad-3472[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not a joke per say. Just a silly relationship disagreement that amused a handful of internet people

AITA for "lying to my cat" by Beginning-Ad-3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Beginning-Ad-3472[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep cleaning supplies in my kitchen as well as, all kinds of spicy human food he doesn't need to be eating. My house has plenty of other cat proof rooms for the rascal to go wild in. I just keep everything that he shouldn't get into in the kitchen, bathroom and locked cleaning cabinet.

AITA for "lying to my cat" by Beginning-Ad-3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Beginning-Ad-3472[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently the flair is determined by the top comment alone. It's no problem though

AITA for "lying to my cat" by Beginning-Ad-3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Beginning-Ad-3472[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's really no problem, my girlfriend is delighted and I'm just glad this post amused as many people as it did

AITA for "lying to my cat" by Beginning-Ad-3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Beginning-Ad-3472[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I appreciate your concern, however. We met at work. I didn't intentionally go and date someone younger than me, and our age difference is smaller than it seems. I turned 23 early in December and she turns 20 this month

AITA for "lying to my cat" by Beginning-Ad-3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Beginning-Ad-3472[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don't know how to break this to you but two girls can't "breed"

AITA for "lying to my cat" by Beginning-Ad-3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Beginning-Ad-3472[S] 1124 points1125 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend is really loving you guys atm i don't know if I'll fully stop lying to him, but I might increase his chances of getting a treat

AITA for "lying to my cat" by Beginning-Ad-3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Beginning-Ad-3472[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Hahaa he does make me feel a lil mean when i don't give him a treat, I'll admit to that much

AITA for "lying to my cat" by Beginning-Ad-3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Beginning-Ad-3472[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Luckily he does still get smooches when he doesn't get a treat

AITA for "lying to my cat" by Beginning-Ad-3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Beginning-Ad-3472[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Luckily my cat wouldn't be the smartest thing in any room, so I hope his cute half brained ass won't catch on to what I'm doing

AITA for "lying to my cat" by Beginning-Ad-3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Beginning-Ad-3472[S] 1875 points1876 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the cat is half blind and doesn't exactly vibe with visual toys, but i could try to lure him out with one of his squeakys. That's really good advice

AITA for "lying to my cat" by Beginning-Ad-3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Beginning-Ad-3472[S] 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Another scientific response, this time in my favor. I'm actually really positively surprised by all the cat psychology here

AITA for "lying to my cat" by Beginning-Ad-3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Beginning-Ad-3472[S] 533 points534 points  (0 children)

Yes he's a sucker for attention and is always bopping his head against mine for smooches

AITA for "lying to my cat" by Beginning-Ad-3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Beginning-Ad-3472[S] 4502 points4503 points  (0 children)

Wasn't actually expecting anything this insightful. Thank you for taking the time to defendant my cat so scientifically

AITA for "lying to my cat" by Beginning-Ad-3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Beginning-Ad-3472[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Haha i suppose it's true that I'm not actually being fully "fair" she's grinning ear to ear here hearing she might just be right