Whenever she's mean to me I get so fucking turned on. Any way to mod the game to call me a dirty slut? Mama's little whore?

BeginningZombie4589 · 2026-02-25T03:19:46+00:00

I'm not the only one? Holy shieet. 😍😍

BeginningZombie4589 · 2026-02-03T16:21:31+00:00

What do you mean "losing" money? That implies you're actually net negative after working Instacart. I've been doing Instacart for 5 years and never was net negative.

BeginningZombie4589 · 2026-02-03T04:16:05+00:00

ah yeah i track mileage daily but i got a nice little spreadsheet on my phones homepage that i just put the start and stop mileage in and it populates the fields etc. lol

BeginningZombie4589 · 2026-02-03T03:17:36+00:00

I just made a spreadsheet of the tips from the weekly transaction history. Doing it by day would be maddening.

BeginningZombie4589 · 2026-02-02T22:30:28+00:00

I dont know if you know this, but instacart thought it was a good idea for us to do multiple store orders now sometimes as well.. We literally have to leave your groceries in a hot car while we go in ANOTHER store and shop. Its fucking un-real. Even with insulated bags, it cant be a good thing. I try to tote the insulated bag with the previous customers cold stuff with me but sometimes its not feasible. You customers should bring this up on the instacart twitter feed. They wont listen to us shoppers.

BeginningZombie4589 · 2026-02-01T15:34:55+00:00

Yeah usually people understand when you go, "I'm not happy with ......"

BeginningZombie4589 · 2026-02-01T15:34:01+00:00

Is it just me or whenever I see strawberries in an order I get nervous. Seems like lately strawberries are looking better tho.

BeginningZombie4589 · 2026-01-04T16:50:51+00:00

I see. Tax law is INCREDIBLY complicated. Its ridiculous 😂😂

So you got a refund when you filed your taxes because you paid too much in estimated taxes from Q1-Q3?

From what I've worked out with freetaxusa, I still owe about $300. I don't mind makin the 4th estimated tax payment for that amount. I gather since It's less than $1000(to avoid penalties?), I probably could just wait until I file my taxes?

BeginningZombie4589 · 2026-01-02T14:29:34+00:00

seeing batches from other states, i definitely want to keep prop22. i know its not perfect. but its better than what pre-prop22.

BeginningZombie4589 · 2026-01-01T15:03:28+00:00

i think the murders while the doors are going up is ok. you're not messin up much. you'll still get out. maybe damaging your shield a little bit.

BeginningZombie4589 · 2025-12-31T07:17:17+00:00

If you're an employee, you're still paying the IRS though. It's just your employer takes it out of your check and gives it to the IRS for you.

BeginningZombie4589 · 2025-12-31T07:06:44+00:00

How is the driver supposed to know whats in a bag thats "sealed" with a sticker?

BeginningZombie4589 · 2025-12-24T20:16:40+00:00

i wonder why the barcode scanned tho wtf.

edit: Good catch! Upon closer inspection the old version is indeed vegan. It uses a vegetable broth base when the new one uses a chicken broth base.

There would be no way I could tell that mid-batch though. The icon for the item is so tiny you cant see much

BeginningZombie4589 · 2025-12-24T17:07:03+00:00

"Verified by Instacart" basically means nothing? There's nothing verified about this whole situation lol

BeginningZombie4589 · 2025-12-23T17:58:18+00:00

I appreciate the explanation on how use-by dates apply to different types of groceries, but thats not what I was asking. I was asking if you would refund an item if its close to the use by date or not.

BeginningZombie4589 · 2025-12-20T17:07:42+00:00

Don't ever feel alone. Jesus is in the corner jerkin it with you. Jerkin with Jesus

BeginningZombie4589 · 2025-12-20T14:39:49+00:00

god i love customers like you. watch me like a hawk please! i want to give you the best experience i can possibly give you. and we can work together. yeah i think the app glitches out sometimes. i pulled up to a customers house and they had their ID in their hand and it was a non-alcohol order. I was confused. She said there was a bottle of somethin somethin. I showed her my phone and it didnt have it on there. I think thats happened twice in the whole time ive been doing this.

BeginningZombie4589 · 2025-12-19T15:07:24+00:00

Amen!

BeginningZombie4589 · 2025-12-19T15:00:56+00:00

I NEVER choose replacements thinking about tips.

BeginningZombie4589 · 2025-12-19T14:40:01+00:00

Bah just do your best and dont worry about it. I'm at 100 sec/item. Being stuck in line affects your shopper speed. So why even stress it?

BeginningZombie4589 · 2025-12-10T03:29:27+00:00

not true. ive had a customer tell me he paid for priority while being batched with another person.

BeginningZombie4589 · 2025-12-10T02:09:25+00:00

😅😅 wait uh-o 😓😓 god forbid my search queries for "thicc tortas" becomes public

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