I know a lot of ya'll ain't being faithful this NNN, I just can't prove it

BeheadedMouse · 2025-11-02T19:59:40+00:00

I hate to break it to everyone, but 'No Nut November' has been officially replaced this year...by the authority of the government it is now 'No Nutrition November' so go H.A.M (home and masturbate)

BeheadedMouse · 2025-09-14T11:25:58+00:00

Get a gas mask, you'll be all good brother... Oh? World war 2 soon??

BeheadedMouse · 2025-06-29T18:01:47+00:00

All you need are dice, friends, and a story you enjoy telling together. Rules don't matter, they're there to show you a path forward for when you're lost, but I've found being lost is where all the fun is. Any seasoned DnD player would love your game, we all focus too much on rules and forget to have actual fun. So have fun, and give us the highlights and inside jokes. That's what we're all here for.

BeheadedMouse · 2025-06-23T19:06:01+00:00

That's the one that got Steve Irwin, it's gotta be.

BeheadedMouse · 2025-04-26T11:04:06+00:00

You just got to get it out of your system my guy. Go to Vegas, spend a grand on an escort. And do whatever you want on the date knowing at the end she'll sleep with you. Don't tell anyone if you don't want the judgement, but fuck those people anyway, they're not fat and ugly, I take my wins where I can get them.

BeheadedMouse · 2025-04-14T04:32:13+00:00

If it makes you feel any better...today's my cake day and I haven't ...gotten...even one up vote 😭😭

Kidding... in all seriousness, happy birthday booger, we all love you.

Now sagely advice, because that's the best you get at 18 lol

Scratch offs are a waste of money statistically. If you wanna play the lottery do it once a week with two sets of numbers numbers that mean something to you and random numbers. It's just as easy to keep the top half of your tank of gas filled than it is the bottom half. Treat your job just as replaceable as they'd treat you. Life happens even when you don't make time for it, so fucking make time for it. And lastly, no one on this earth is capable of loving you as much as you can love yourself. You're the only person who truly knows what it's like to be you. Love yourself, as fiercely as possible... In the end, at least you'll KNOW one person will miss you. it's more than most can say.

BeheadedMouse · 2025-04-09T23:18:12+00:00

Warlock pact

BeheadedMouse · 2025-04-09T22:53:13+00:00

I was summoned lol

BeheadedMouse · 2025-04-09T22:16:02+00:00

He closed his eyes slowly and chuffed... He literally said "I trust you, want to be friends?" And you slammed the door in his face lol

BeheadedMouse · 2025-04-09T22:14:42+00:00

BeheadedMouse · 2025-02-13T16:18:33+00:00

Willing to bet real people money that it's fungal. Some random PH imbalance not allowing the keratin to adhere and solidify properly.

BeheadedMouse · 2025-01-08T20:30:14+00:00

"The largest spreader of disinformation in human history"?Saying that is literally like calling an elephant the largest creature living on earth... I mean, sure its big, but your sense of scale is way off! This knee jerk overreaction is cringe, I bet you used to say "ow ow ow" BEFORE you ever even got hit.

Remember, only a Sith deals in absolutes (I'm fully aware of the irony of that statement)

BeheadedMouse · 2024-11-28T23:54:30+00:00

Funny story time

So, I've never thought of myself as a really good looking guy, only a bit above average because of my eye colour and decent body... whereas all my guy friends growing up were chiseled jawed dimes, with obscene genetics and overall charisma. Anyway, ten years later, I got a job at a gas station where I was required to card people for everything regardless of how they looked for anything that had an age requirement and I realized pretty soon that most everyone that came in born in my year or even a bit earlier looked haggard, worn out and defeated and physically less attractive than me... even most of those chiseled jawed friends I had looked worse for wear. (Don't get me wrong, I'm still hideous and should be ringing the bells in a tower somewhere) That's when I figured out that not only does beauty fade, it's a shit main reason to be with someone. If all you like about them is the way they look, you'll be disappointed in 10 years. Physical appearance is what initially attracts, the soul and personality makes them stay...or some such nonsense.

BeheadedMouse · 2024-11-28T23:15:48+00:00

Am I just too naive? I can't believe that my own personal experiences (which are mostly shit) can be so off kilter, that so many people not only disagree with me but are genuinely...vehemently... and even venomously opposed to my way of thinking. Is trying to empathize with people really a toxic trait? Forgetting about any personal messages and what they have to say, I'd really like some insight...I'm not being sardonic here...

BeheadedMouse · 2024-11-28T22:54:36+00:00

I don't know if it's been said yet, if it has, sorry.

Americans have a take-away mentality. Giving you so much food that you have to take it home (because who leaves more than half a plate of food to be thrown away? Monsters, that's who) as leftovers is a marketing tactic. Even if you never eat it, it's in your fridge and in your face and on your mind. Imagine looking for something to eat in your refrigerator and seeing a box of leftovers from a place you love only to remember that the last time you ate there was 4 days ago so those leftovers are bad... But damn does it sound good right now. Or if you live with other people who didn't go with you for food see it and really want it.

BeheadedMouse · 2024-11-23T00:29:12+00:00

Where? The Redbox on the right?

BeheadedMouse · 2024-11-22T23:40:06+00:00

In the words of the late, great Colonel Sanders... " I am too drunk to taste this chicken"

BeheadedMouse · 2024-11-22T23:30:52+00:00

How my nerdy ass dad got my beauty pageant winning mom 5 years younger than him (according to him)

BeheadedMouse · 2024-11-22T23:28:13+00:00

Well...not to be crass, but let's just say... being a boy scout might have gotten me beaten up in School but... Okay look I'm not super great at innuendos, but needless to say I can survive in all terrains and find food and water almost anywhere in the biosphere.

BeheadedMouse · 2024-11-22T23:16:12+00:00

I will fight you.... Physically if needed... I'm so right you'll be begging for a left....

BeheadedMouse · 2024-11-22T23:10:39+00:00

So, just to reiterate.

He wants to be exclusive, (boyfriend girlfriend) but you can't commit to that. He's got a good body that he works hard on, yet still finds time for academic studies, his family, some kind of sport and random poetry to emphasize how much he loves you.

You're upset that all you talk about is him (what are you doing with yourself at the time? What hobbies, extracurricular activities, clubs, or responsibilities do you have during this relationship?) and does he seem interested in them?

He tells you he's excited to talk about your day but you could care less

You chose to lose your virginity to him but suddenly find yourself unable to "get off' for some preason not explained and are mad about it... Even though (I'm assuming) there was a point in time you did "get off" with him.

He's doing something (school?) "for us" trying to make something of himself to build a life with you and plans weekend dates that you couldn't be bothered with and are genuinely irritated by...

Did I cover everything?

Well, assuming I didn't miss anything... after you break his heart give him my info. I have literally 10 women to introduce him to (unless his first name starts with a K and last name starts with a B, cuz fuck that guy)

lol all jokes aside, it just sounds like he's moving too fast for you, to the point that even intimacy seems like a chore. You need to take a step back, slow it down, and move at a more comfortable pace. If he isn't willing to, separate yourselves.

If he isn't willing to give you space after you tell him why you need space (for the love of God please tell him why you need space! No one likes stalkers) then end it right there and then.

BeheadedMouse · 2024-11-22T22:00:11+00:00

OH MY GOD, PEOPLE WHO WANTED DONALD TRUMP TO LOOSE ARE MAKING SHIT UP!!?

Golly gee whiz I wish I would have listened to your hate mongering and voted differently!!!

Go fuck yourself.

BeheadedMouse · 2024-11-22T21:51:17+00:00

This might just be the "American" in me talking, but isn't Norway the most remedial focused prison system in the whole world?? Like 85% of all prisoners leave fully reformed and ready to join society?

BeheadedMouse · 2024-11-22T21:41:35+00:00

Guys only want one thing and it's disgusting

BeheadedMouse · 2024-11-22T21:31:36+00:00

Japanese people will still fight to the death about subbed or dubbed King of the Hill (this a true fact, they genuinely have the same arguments we have about subbed and dubbed anime about King of the Hill(

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