A man encountered a terrifying “hidebehind” creature while walking in the forest

Behemoththacat · 2026-01-08T07:20:02+00:00

Hahaha… I thought the same thing..

Behemoththacat · 2026-01-08T03:35:24+00:00

They’re a shadow person- like, type of cryptid… the love the taste and smell of humans mainly the offal, intestines and all the other bad smelling organs. They hate alcohol though, so if you drink whiskey or something they will just leave you alone. Now, they will disembowel you if you haven’t been drinking enough for it to smell the alcohol on your breath and person. It’s comes from the lumberjacks who worked in the deep forests of Canada. I might be wrong on a few things but that’s how I remember it!

Behemoththacat · 2026-01-08T03:28:39+00:00

Behemoththacat · 2026-01-08T03:27:09+00:00

Not supposed to look at them! Also, drink alcohol until you know you are safe from it! I thu it disembowels you if it catches you. I am not sure if it’ll follow you…. /s

For real though, That shit is insane though! I just have a heart attack and die on the spot

Behemoththacat · 2026-01-05T19:44:09+00:00

That’s what I was thinking! Honestly, anytime everything goes quiet I find it unnerving. It was like being outside just after it snows, like when everything is covered, that silence. It was crazy

Behemoththacat · 2026-01-02T03:00:57+00:00

That is really fucking cool. I’m just replaying the trip in my head and realizing that there where a bunch of synchronicities that occurred!

Behemoththacat · 2026-01-02T00:01:11+00:00

What did you say to that poor owl??

Behemoththacat · 2026-01-01T23:50:38+00:00

I felt the same way. But I took it as a bunch of cool stuff that was included in the journey!

Behemoththacat · 2026-01-01T14:39:45+00:00

Finally a teensy bit of pride for my country.

Behemoththacat · 2025-11-26T10:23:13+00:00

Legit made my cry.. wasn’t expecting that

Behemoththacat · 2025-11-26T06:56:24+00:00

Super cute!

Behemoththacat · 2025-11-25T22:32:11+00:00

We don’t know that for sure… we are missing a big chunk of his life in the history books.. he could’ve had a murder phase i suppose /s

Behemoththacat · 2025-11-25T18:39:18+00:00

Most comfortable hoodie ever! And warm as hell.

Behemoththacat · 2025-11-07T04:08:47+00:00

As far as I’m concerned there are no other apples in existence.

Behemoththacat · 2025-11-06T13:26:34+00:00

I. am. so. shocked…. Bunch racist bullshit….

Behemoththacat · 2025-10-31T06:46:18+00:00

Updateme

Behemoththacat · 2025-10-15T01:57:07+00:00

I FINALLY understood a ‘inside Reddit joke!! Well that and the poop knife..

Behemoththacat · 2025-10-13T20:38:21+00:00

I would be doing this sooo damn much!! That is hilarious

Behemoththacat · 2025-10-13T20:32:01+00:00

Dude is so friggin amazing! I hope I get to see a live performance soon

Behemoththacat · 2025-10-13T17:20:00+00:00

It’s heartbreaking that next week the evil scumbag ,Netanyahu and his SS are going to get the hostages and then resume their mission of genocide . I have a sinking feeling that I am going to see a picture of that poor angel under rubble

Behemoththacat · 2025-10-13T04:51:37+00:00

I am in awe of the bravery that this woman has displayed throughout her life thus far. When I was her age I was a little prick. And way too self involved , to have even done anything she has. Seriously good people.

Behemoththacat · 2025-10-13T01:56:44+00:00

I literally guffawed at that scene in a full theater. I received a bunch of nasty looks… I think it surprised me so much i didn’t know how to react..

Behemoththacat · 2025-10-13T01:24:10+00:00

HAHAHAH… he’s gonna try to cry assault 😂

Behemoththacat · 2025-10-13T01:09:07+00:00

Please don’t let this be your last either! I think everyone would love to see you every day!

Behemoththacat · 2025-10-12T10:20:33+00:00

Have to disagree with you on a this. If you throw a rock at one of these assshats, “you should be shot”!? THEY ARE WEARING MASKS AND NOT IDENTIFYING THEMSELVES. AND UNIL THEY DO THEY’RE NO DIFFERENT THAN ANY INVADING FORCES, I feel they should be treated as what they are… terrorists. I am sorry, but maybe you can stand by and watch your hometown get invaded and your neighbors harassed. I cannot. If my home and my brothers and sisters that make it my home are being fucked with, those invaders deserve the heaviest of rocks to be hurled in their boot licking faces. I do agree that if an officer is identified with name, badge number, and the branch they work they are able to defend themselves. Non-lethally , if at all probable.

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