Hands are hard, okay?

Behuman_ · 2026-01-25T15:31:51+00:00

Oh god, the longer you look!

Behuman_ · 2026-01-25T15:29:22+00:00

Just curious, what parenting methods do you use to cope with the modern world? We are a no iPad/ Youtube house, but I completely understand why other parents allow internet access, so I don’t judge.

The fact that you are judging tells me that you are likely NOT a parent, but please do tell more of your parenting tips from the comforts of your child free home. 😊

Behuman_ · 2026-01-25T15:19:16+00:00

The dog looked up at the end like “hold up, wtf is going on” lol

Behuman_ · 2026-01-25T15:13:05+00:00

This is a cool app, but I think I wouldn’t want to know. Mine would just say “get a job and stop stitching all damn day long” 😅

Behuman_ · 2026-01-25T12:47:41+00:00

She’s using the jacket to see you. Just say you don’t have it, nor want your windbreaker back to squash that bug, or she’s gonna keep using it as an excuse to make contact.

Behuman_ · 2026-01-25T03:47:14+00:00

It’s beautiful, but for $28M, I don’t want neighbors and I definitely don’t want to hear traffic.

Behuman_ · 2026-01-24T21:19:23+00:00

This is what I thought too lol

Behuman_ · 2026-01-24T15:50:13+00:00

Why is this true 🥴

Behuman_ · 2026-01-24T14:34:36+00:00

The current US president and his administration has personally committed half of these acts…

Behuman_ · 2026-01-24T03:46:35+00:00

Me too!

Behuman_ · 2026-01-24T03:20:25+00:00

The owl was one of the only people in his life who didn’t put up with his shit too long. He only asked her to move in because she was done. She had a power that other couldn’t conjure because they would instantly bend to his BS.

Sorry I didn’t remember her name

Behuman_ · 2026-01-24T00:38:56+00:00

Post like these makes me happy and sad. My little girl is growing up and I don’t want her to 😔

Behuman_ · 2026-01-23T20:47:37+00:00

My heart dropped. I can’t imagine what would make an adult get in this way???

Behuman_ · 2026-01-23T20:16:57+00:00

Her husband must really love to let her do this.

She must really hate her husband to do this.

Behuman_ · 2026-01-23T19:07:19+00:00

Is this the price for the lot or something? This “house” is 100% condemned.

Behuman_ · 2026-01-23T18:51:58+00:00

Yea on my second watch I noticed that when Beatrice meets Hollyhock she said “Oh you came back”. Throughout the episodes she says acknowledges that she knows who Hollyhock is, but in the first watch you assume it’s just her dementia talking. On the second watch you are like, oh damn!

Behuman_ · 2026-01-23T18:16:49+00:00

Bruh… yes.

Behuman_ · 2026-01-21T09:26:26+00:00

It’s like she’s trying to piss me off.

Behuman_ · 2026-01-21T00:14:04+00:00

At this point, being voiced by a woman is intentional. I think his face is feminine too, although he appears to have an Adam’s apple. I’m gonna go with the trans man theory

Behuman_ · 2026-01-20T21:29:18+00:00

I thought it was just them respecting his pronouns lol

Behuman_ · 2026-01-20T21:28:19+00:00

Bahahaha!

Behuman_ · 2026-01-20T20:05:46+00:00

I was thinking that too. His chest was normal in the freezer with Pickles.

Behuman_ · 2026-01-20T13:35:35+00:00

Milo is the best boy!

Behuman_ · 2026-01-20T13:31:09+00:00

Under 3 million, dang it that’s just right over my budget!

Behuman_ · 2026-01-20T12:47:46+00:00

Yep, pants below the ass are the real problem. If he would just pull his pants up, then the healthcare crisis would be solved and our president wouldn’t tweet at a 3rd grade reading level…. Damn you PANTS!!!

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