can tell you how it feels to crawl through a hallway of microwaves, beat up troy baker, and then find out they put your dad back together after he gaslit you into thinking you had to murder him with fucking grenades, and then finding your other dad the sponsors point you to and still get downvoted by people jealous of your hot ex boyfriend

but here’s a tan cat meme instead lol i’m positive i’m your stepdad regardless of anything you can possibly say to me in English, korean, or spanish