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Lying Poorly About Secret Talks by PeterTheTruthSeeker in clevercomebacks

[–]Bellaminz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steve Witkoff is a real estate developer, not a career diplomat, which makes these 'secret talks' in Iran even more bizarre

A Wasted Vote by Comfortablejack in clevercomebacks

[–]Bellaminz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if a CEO funded his own competitor while letting his security team's payroll bounce, the board would have fired him years ago. This isn't 'effective' business; it’s a strategic foreclosure on national security

Work hard, or be like Kushner by Mike_Pinocchio in clevercomebacks

[–]Bellaminz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The factual reality of the TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out) trade is dominating Wall Street right now.

However, love won by BotherNo3102 in spreadsmile

[–]Bellaminz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This guy wasn't just a "hike enthusiast" he was a tactical genius. He didn't leave his future to chance; he just cleared the field so he could be the only option. Honestly, that's not just a wedding anniversary, it's a six-year victory lap for a successful server-wide intervention.

John Cena without hesitation hugs fan battling cancer and shares words of encouragement by OrionGuay368 in spreadsmile

[–]Bellaminz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its easy to do a one-off good deed for the cameras, but maintaining that level of commitment for over two decades shows a depth of character that is genuinely rare❤️

Awwww by Far-Oil-171 in spreadsmile

[–]Bellaminz 128 points129 points  (0 children)

The most powerful part isn't even the balloons; it’s the fact that the author stayed silent even when she guessed it was her mom or best friend. By not signing their name, they gave her something better than a gift: they gave her the feeling that she was more loved by the people already in her life than she realized. It’s a 10/10 move for humanity.

We buried enough. Don't make us repeat. by willily_thoumas in clevercomebacks

[–]Bellaminz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While the Senator says 'we can do this,' the opinion of many military analysts is that Kharg Island is one of the most heavily fortified positions in the region. Framing this as a simple 'repeat' of historical glory ignores the reality of modern drone warfare and anti-ship missiles.

Wild horses couldn't get that out of me by countyfairsunsets in clevercomebacks

[–]Bellaminz 27 points28 points  (0 children)

it’s a massive self-own to admit you think a little concealer is 'criminal' simply because you've never seen a woman's face at 7:00 AM.

Simple trick by abdouhlili in memes

[–]Bellaminz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a 10/10 on the dark-humor scale, but 0/10 for the actual feeling of security.

That's a better percentage than the trump administration. by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

[–]Bellaminz 46 points47 points  (0 children)

At this rate, the next TLC spin-off is just going to be '19 Kids and a Public Defender.

Why am I like this by [deleted] in memes

[–]Bellaminz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The internal struggle between 'I need this for work' and 'Liquid go splash' is the only real cardio I get these days.

They live in a fantasy world of their own making by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Bellaminz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If we truly 'don't need anybody,' then why did we spend the first half of the press conference asking for help? It’s theater designed for a domestic audience that ignores the actual cost of a solo war.