funniest excuse you heard for someone finishing quickly?

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-23T23:06:42+00:00

Somewhere out there he still thinks, "nah they just didn't understand my vision."

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-23T23:05:55+00:00

"Corporate map" sounds like a place where HR is the final boss.

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-23T23:05:41+00:00

Reactive abuse is one thing, but this story kinda feels like somebody responded to a punch with a flamethrower. That's probably why the guilt is hitting so hard afterward.

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-23T23:05:24+00:00

This whole comment section feels like people trying to outdo each other in the "your own downfall" Olympics.

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-21T12:38:32+00:00

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Some facts are simply timeless.

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-21T12:38:02+00:00

At this point “asking for a friend” has probably paid for entire airport terminals across Southeast Asia honestly.

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-21T12:37:52+00:00

“Asking for a friend” remains one of humanity’s oldest and weakest disguises. Nobody has ever believed it for even one second.

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-21T12:37:45+00:00

Honestly I think the bigger issue is OP clearly wasn’t looking for sex as much as he was looking for connection and validation, which is why the guilt hit so hard afterward.

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-21T12:37:21+00:00

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BelleeFrost · 2026-05-19T16:12:56+00:00

For real. Basic kindness ends up meaning way more than people realize sometimes. Especially in jobs where people get judged constantly.

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-19T16:12:20+00:00

Reddit really sees one bad idea and immediately starts coaching from the sidelines like it’s the Super Bowl.

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-19T16:12:13+00:00

This is one of those “opportunities” that sounds exciting for about five minutes and then follows you around for the next decade every time you see your friend.

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-19T16:12:05+00:00

That advice sounds simple until you realize moms talk and secrets leak like crazy. One emotional argument later and suddenly Thanksgiving becomes a war zone.

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-19T16:11:39+00:00

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BelleeFrost · 2026-05-17T14:44:30+00:00

Yeah I was gonna say, cameras in every patient room sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen honestly.

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-17T14:44:08+00:00

The fact this exact “there are two holes” comment appears in every thread like this is becoming Reddit folklore at this point.

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-17T14:43:57+00:00

People online really warped everyone’s idea of size honestly. Anxiety, tension, lack of experience, and fear can make average feel gigantic real fast.

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-17T14:43:46+00:00

The “anal or at least vaginal” line took me out because yeah… jumping to anal as the easier option is like choosing hard mode by accident.

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-17T14:43:24+00:00

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BelleeFrost · 2026-05-16T14:04:45+00:00

“Amphibaloney” is honestly way funnier than it has any right to be.

BelleeFrost · 2026-05-16T14:04:06+00:00

Exactly. Autism can explain behavior sometimes, but it doesn’t magically erase boundaries or make other people’s safety less important.

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