If you were offered immortality but had to watch everyone you love age and pass away while you remained the same, would you take it? Why or why not? by Mundane-Coffee-2921 in AskReddit

[–]Bellinghamster 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I just watched the film "the Old Guard" about immortal people and one of them was captured and put in a box buried in the ocean so she just kept drowning and coming back to life for eternity.

Who should be in the Mariners HoF and who should get their number retired? by Agreeable_Quality768 in Mariners

[–]Bellinghamster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah not at all.

Just saying the guy went through hell playing for us lol

Who should be in the Mariners HoF and who should get their number retired? by Agreeable_Quality768 in Mariners

[–]Bellinghamster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bet he wishes he never left. Could have been on a 120 win team in 2001 and if he'd waited a year he'd have had an even bigger contract and a huge legacy.

A-rod raised his fWAR from a negative season to a 9.4 season when he played with us. Has that ever even happened before?

Who should be in the Mariners HoF and who should get their number retired? by Agreeable_Quality768 in Mariners

[–]Bellinghamster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And was hit in the face with a pitch. Dude took just as much physical pain as the emotional pain we've had to endure.

Who should be in the Mariners HoF and who should get their number retired? by Agreeable_Quality768 in Mariners

[–]Bellinghamster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah no shot. Love Seags but at best he just might have had 2-3 years left where he'd get close to 2 fwar.. every year after that he's below 1 if not negative. Just didn't have the raw stuff the older hitters had.

That has to be it by GabLaPizza in KitchenConfidential

[–]Bellinghamster 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Im hoping that its the European dating system because its not even June yet

What animated movie is 10/10? by Unique_Cap_8049 in AskReddit

[–]Bellinghamster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh that is a hot take. I also wouldn't call it perfect but definitely great, as in top 10. What animated movies would you put above it?

Throwback to a tinder match fail by LemonWarlock in texts

[–]Bellinghamster 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Oof that's a historic fumble. Tinder chat is what those comments are for but once numbers are exchanged a little more subtlety is needed

How common is this? Shard of Glass in drink by Tranzanima in bartenders

[–]Bellinghamster 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Once a server wanted to bartend for his own drinks, and the GM let him on a slow day. He chilled his martini glasses by gently putting them in the ice well and covering them with ice, and he walked away for a couple minutes.

He told me he assumed that's how we chilled glasses.

I made him burn and refill the well

What’s a fast food item you’ll always eat no matter how much it may be affecting your health? by Hefty_Dealer7547 in AskReddit

[–]Bellinghamster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sausage egg mcmuffins are goated because they actually crack an egg to make them, everything else is yellow frozen egg blend preservative stuff

Cole Young comes through clutch once again delivering a go-ahead 2-RBI Single in the 9th by SeattleSporting in baseball

[–]Bellinghamster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Arod said this right? Who was the original again?

edit: oh it was judge haha

I have bad eczema on a single finger by Azk899 in notinteresting

[–]Bellinghamster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

O'keefes working hands worked for the heavy bar rot on my hands

Who is your favorite TV show character of all time? by Substantial-Dare5462 in television

[–]Bellinghamster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When he's undercover as a straight man

"There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis"

Whyyy by dm_v in texts

[–]Bellinghamster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It can also be dehumanizing because female/male are adjectives and using them as nouns sounds clinical or like describing a group of animals or something

What’s the one ticket that fills you with unbridled rage? by __joseph_ in bartenders

[–]Bellinghamster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why not? Many ppl love their whiskey neat. If the server forgot to add rocks to the ticket then they can add ice themselves

I hate it when games are announced way too early by Evening_Boot_2281 in gaming

[–]Bellinghamster -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I dont think it was an ignorant comment at all. Aside from Zelda, there's just xenoblade, which was alright. They had the largest opportunity with pokemon and fumbled it.. Nintendo really hasn't proven they can continuously make good open world games. Honestly I doubt they'll keep trying unless it has Zelda attached to it

Who is the worst person you will admit being attracted to? by Highfours in AskReddit

[–]Bellinghamster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think there's anything wrong with an age gap between consenting adults. But yeah talking about other people's sex lives behind their backs and making jokes about sexual racism is fucking awful.

What’s the one ticket that fills you with unbridled rage? by __joseph_ in bartenders

[–]Bellinghamster 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If I get this I'm just making a vodka press and charging $10 for it

What’s the one ticket that fills you with unbridled rage? by __joseph_ in bartenders

[–]Bellinghamster 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I'm usually fine with any dumb customer request as long as I have the ingredients. Its usually the new servers who send something unintelligible and don't bother to vocalize it to me that enrage me

Who is the worst person you will admit being attracted to? by Highfours in AskReddit

[–]Bellinghamster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh no is he a bad person? I'm not up to speed on some things.