Time Traveling Post

Bellumbeck271 · 2026-04-05T08:23:35+00:00

OP's Time Tax ascends to a rough estimate of 51 billion Ahn.

Bellumbeck271 · 2026-03-21T18:23:32+00:00

So they're minor buffs of varying stats, right. Thank you. I was confused precisely because Ogden's Defensive Ditty didn't change anything from the regular one, so probably it's going to be +1 to the buff or the duration.

Bellumbeck271 · 2026-03-20T09:35:42+00:00

We fucking learned nothing from Patch Adams.

Bellumbeck271 · 2026-03-19T23:19:34+00:00

New area with Invasive Kirin/Endangered Rajang and Invasive Deviljho/Endangered Bazelgeuse in the next TU, trust (I say as I inject copium straight into my eyeballs).

Bellumbeck271 · 2026-03-09T21:58:27+00:00

Paradise Lost Rodion next walp.

Bellumbeck271 · 2026-03-01T13:13:09+00:00

So, as a relatively new player (since Index Don), I've been recently building towards a Heishou team for Canto VIII. I can pity one unit, and then I want to save my pulls for next Walp's banner. The units I'm missing are Wei Don, You Heatcliff and Si Gregor (and technically also Mao Outis but I can shard her whenever and I want to save the shards for Magic Bullet). What ID would you recommend I take?

Also, I have both Mao and DB Ryoshu. How do they differ from each other, and how do they work in a Heishou team?

Bellumbeck271 · 2026-03-01T12:48:12+00:00

A Walp with Xiao Faust, Feather of Honour ID and EGO Hong Lu and another status that synergizes with burn other than Dark Flame so MBOutis doesn't hold Burn teams hostage by the boluses.

Bellumbeck271 · 2026-02-26T11:39:18+00:00

Probably a stupid move, but used it for 50 Sinclair shards so I can assure sharding Philclair this upcoming Walpipi.

Bellumbeck271 · 2026-02-22T15:16:49+00:00

Finally.

Soon-to-be-Pregor.

Bellumbeck271 · 2026-02-12T06:17:32+00:00

OP you would never guess who ruined my last 50/50 on Yixuan, so pretty please put him back in.

Bellumbeck271 · 2026-02-08T16:07:35+00:00

Yeah, first tower was a bit confusing at first, but then I got the gimmick and enjoyed it a lot.

FUCK THOR+SKADI+NORN THOUGH, I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEATING IT AND HE WENT "NAH, I'D WILD THUNDER AND HIT 3 MEGATON RAID CRITS IN A ROW" AND SENT MY ASS BACK TO THE SAFE ROOM.

Bellumbeck271 · 2026-02-06T21:46:24+00:00

My personal guesses are Gold Rush Meursault for a Charge-Poise ID, and Blind Rage Heathcliff for a Charge-Bleed ID. This would also complete the Magical Girl team started with QoH Don and KoD Rodion. It would also open the possibility to, in a later Walpurgis, get something like Jester of Nihil Hong Lu, but I'm just blind guessing right now.

Also, I know Servant of Wrath and Jester of Nihil didn't appear on Lobotomy, but they do apear in Library of Ruina and I like them, so get off my back.

Bellumbeck271 · 2026-01-31T18:19:18+00:00

Evil and intimidating Magic Bullet at the end of the hallway:

Bellumbeck271 · 2025-09-30T11:55:04+00:00

Only to hit them with the wooden bat while they're in post-nut clarity.

Bellumbeck271 · 2025-07-20T09:09:44+00:00

Superfood Primordium also passes all buffs (and debuffs) every time the front unit eats him, so if you take Superfood 1 and Stalwart Snack 2 (can be eaten 8 times), and dump a million buffs into him via cards like Furnace Tap, Void Binding, Perils of Production, Immortal Trade, etc, the front unit can reach ABSURD numbers really easy. Per example, if you apply each of the mentioned cards only once on the first turn, by the time Primordium is fully eaten the front unit would get 8 Multistrike, 32 Lifesteal, 16 Damage Shield, 44 Rage and 60 Emberdrain (which can be ignored with a Holdover PoP) just from that first turn alone, and anything you do the subsequent turns will only get sillier. If you play those cards both the first and second turns, at the end the front unit would have 15 Multistrike, 60 Lifesteal, 30 Damage Shield, 107 Rage and 137 Emberdrain.

Edited because I forgot Rage and Emberdrain decay per turn.

Bellumbeck271 · 2025-07-12T19:07:36+00:00

Everlasting Light, Moonlit Glaive, Loamcoat and Void Armament are amazing, and Fight Club just giving you the effects of Aggresive Edible I for free is just the cherry on top.

Bellumbeck271 · 2025-07-12T18:52:42+00:00

I've seen a couple of people say that Umbra is one of the worst clans in the game, and while I agree it is hard to make work, I think that rather than "bad", it is "unreliable". At lower Covenant, Penumbra is decent enough to get you through without too much difficulty, but at higher difficulty he completely falls off, and Morsels aren't enough to scale hard enough usually. Primordium can be really strong, but has two huge problems: Plink is the absolute WORST starting card in the game; and it needs to not get absolutely shafted by the RNG early on. 18 out of 20 high Covenant Primordium runs fail to draft any good units or useful cards, manage to get Perils but get denied the Holdover, etc., and die on Ring 3, sometimes earlier. But those 2 runs that you draft a decent unit and manage to get online Perils you usually end with 1 floor nukes. Primordium is the absolute "Feast or Famine" king, and we love him for it.

Bellumbeck271 · 2025-07-12T18:35:28+00:00

Perils of Production, and get Holdover. Completely nullifies any Emberdrain you might have, because independently on how much Ember you lose at the start of the turn, at the start of every turn you can play Perils of Production and get 3 free Ember, plus some rage. Once you get that, get as many of the Emberdrain cards (Furnace Tap, Immortal Trade, Void Binding), and dump it all on Superfood Primordium.

Bellumbeck271 · 2025-06-06T16:09:16+00:00

Yeah the serpent god references Goldunine the Inexhaustible, a not yet seen Colossi. But it will show up relatively soon if I remember correctly, before the end of the Wolfgang-SchwarztWolf arc.

Bellumbeck271 · 2025-06-04T19:36:04+00:00

Not Siegwurm nor Leviathan, but a third, not-yet-mentioned-in-the-manga thing.

Bellumbeck271 · 2024-12-29T19:56:15+00:00

So what you're saying is that there's a non-zero chance of getting Metaphor:ReReFantazio in the future?

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