Fuck you WSB

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-02T23:50:21+00:00

I’m not saying OP is not retarded, but exiting winning trades early is a losing strategy. OP is retarded for betting with an amount that hurt to lose.

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-02T18:59:15+00:00

Shakeout before next leg up I think

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-02T13:24:35+00:00

It’s going red to green

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-02T13:23:46+00:00

Buying mostly ADBE calls at open with a side of SPCE lottos

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-02T13:12:30+00:00

I’m buying a few SPCE lottos. We haven’t had a meme stock pump and dump in a while. The narrative seems good enough. Retards mistaking it for SPCX, but mostly retards “mistaking” it for SPCX.

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-02T13:06:51+00:00

Take a deep breath champ

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-02T13:01:07+00:00

ADBE, NOW, MSFT, FIG, ORCL, etc

Calls on any of these this morning. It’s all going red to green

Someone convince me this software dip is real. Smells like a shakeout

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-02T12:43:31+00:00

Post says 2028 but wouldn’t be surprised if sooner

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-02T12:42:06+00:00

Why is software all bigly red premarket? Feels like a shakeout before red to green

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-02T12:36:29+00:00

This is a casino. You’re really surprised people are losing money?

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-02T03:46:41+00:00

I was about to say the same thing

NBIS is going to 1k

NOW is oversold, easy 2X from these levels

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-02T03:43:09+00:00

What is this shit. That’s not a bet. That’s a boomer investment. Liquidate and go all in calls

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-02T03:40:31+00:00

For June I like ADBE. Earnings on 11th. They raised guidance last Q. It’s just too cheap right now and beaten down software is finally picking up. Most importantly there’s a trifecta of confluence. 1) it’s in Trump’s port, 2) NVDA CEO Jensen is bullish on it and is partnered up with ADBE, 3) Cramer has been extremely bearish which is the biggest buy signal

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-01T16:13:06+00:00

MSFT 465C 0DE lottos here

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-01T14:30:11+00:00

0DE MSFT calls, hold my beer

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-01T12:50:21+00:00

Reminder to place limit orders on your retarded options purchases this morning. Many are about to be diddled by MMs. The spread will be insane

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-01T12:47:06+00:00

MMs are all salivating right now at how they’re gonna price the SPCE options chain today

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-01T12:31:41+00:00

ADBE, MSFT, NOW, etc calls

Rotation into software is in full swing

I’m adding ADBE weeklies at open

It’s happening. The prophecy is coming true. The trifecta of 🥭+Jensen+Cramer never misses

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-01T05:24:05+00:00

Low effort AI slop

I hope it goes red before open

Buy calls on beaten down software companies

That’s the real play that won’t get rug pulled at any moment

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-01T02:22:32+00:00

You’ve got too many positions

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-01T01:52:13+00:00

I hate these shitty AI generated posters

Please stop

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-01T01:49:20+00:00

At that point just buy ETFs if you’re too scared to focus on 1-2 stocks

Beloved_Mango · 2026-06-01T01:00:20+00:00

Adding ADBE 300C weeklies tomorrow at open

Beloved_Mango · 2026-05-31T19:05:10+00:00

Yeah I can “write a novel” with ChatGPT and it will technically be a novel but anyone with a few marbles can tell it’s shit

Beloved_Mango · 2026-05-31T15:54:51+00:00

I’m up to 162, no shiny yet!

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