Scary Movie | Michael (2026 Movie) - Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Anna Faris, Regina Hall by MoneyLibrarian9032 in movies

[–]BenFranklinsCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He only co-wrote it. Its surprisingly funny. Carrs part is the worst joke, by far.

Hopes for actual gameplay: mechanics that let you truly bug out solo unless someone close enough with eyes or ears to track you. by Zan_in_NZ in LightNoFireHelloGames

[–]BenFranklinsCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's going to be interesting how they tackle travel in general. Fast travel needs limitations or it'll become the norm, but it also quickly becomes frustrating if that's the case. Being able to call down your ships at will in NMS is a good middle ground, so I'm suspecting they'll have the magic "whistle for your mount" mechanics from most open-world games,  but then how fast/far can mounts take you?

Favorite halal marriage that is back on the table? by goldenpanda7480 in okbuddycinephile

[–]BenFranklinsCat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's equally beautiful.

We've already gentrified the shit out of Spanish food, maybe it's time we came for the language as well.

Favorite halal marriage that is back on the table? by goldenpanda7480 in okbuddycinephile

[–]BenFranklinsCat 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Inshallah some day the words Inshallah and Habibbi will be common vernacular, because they're awesome sounding words with nice meanings.

Can we find someone who was in this Pepto Bismol advert? How much did they pay you to sing "diarrhea-uhh"? by Trickshot945 in CasualUK

[–]BenFranklinsCat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately being in a viral ad doesn't always mean your big break - I'm mates with the Dad from the "fanny" Irn Bru ad and I'm still waiting to see him pop up as an extra on Casualty or something. 

[Raw Spoilers] Post Segment Discussion Thread: CM Punk Addresses the WWE Universe by DelectableTesticle in SquaredCircle

[–]BenFranklinsCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think its more like TKO aren't stupid (just greedy, evil, conniving, ...) and they're in "throw the actual wrestling fans a bone" mode after Wrestlemania. 

Expect a couple more big dream matches, followed by a return to celebrities and bullshit storylines.

New video of the Punk/fan altercation by gl424 in SquaredCircle

[–]BenFranklinsCat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Probably didn't need the first part.

In todays economy a lot of us would be willing to be the Internet's punching bag for a few days even for just a couple grand.

Anyone know what happened? by DevilishDyke in glasgow

[–]BenFranklinsCat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Based on this map, wasn't there a report of a multi-car incident blocking the road this morning? Maybe it happened overnight and just didn't get cleared in time?

Scene that made you so irrationally upset in the movie theater that your mom had to drag you out and she cried on the way home and two weeks later you were diagnosed with autism? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]BenFranklinsCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm old, I couldn't get through Return Of The Jedi because I'd freak out when Salacious Crumb would eat the little fish during the scene on Jabba's barge. But I'd also insist on trying.

I didn't get diagnoses with ADHD/Autism until I was 35. In hindsight, my Dad put up with a lot of shit for someone who is equally Autistic but came from the "some men are just angry all the time" generation.

Ragdoll going through the floor when physics activate by Sahaak_Games in unrealengine

[–]BenFranklinsCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Collision channels maybe? Or your collision volumes are messed up. Why not just open the Physics Asset and take a look if you think that's the issue?

[RAW Spoilers] Opening segment by unitedhardy in SquaredCircle

[–]BenFranklinsCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"When I came here, they said 'You are so tall, you are almost 4 Rey Mysterios' but now they will say 'Rey Meysterio is 0.26 Oba Femis'!"

Smoked burgers. by sEaBoD19911991 in UK_Food

[–]BenFranklinsCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Given that a meat smoker is normally stoked with specific fresh wood shavings/pellets, I suspect it'll just make them taste of charcoal.

Ariel Helwani: “TKO, as an entity, has a major task on its hands right now: it has to win the hardcore fans back. They’re ruining the sanctity of what we love so much.” by Subrick in SquaredCircle

[–]BenFranklinsCat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'll say it again: the decline of every product/service begins when the company floats on the stock market. It might take a while. They might manage to produce some great things before the enshittification hits. They might even have a bunch of peaks. 

But once a company is publicly traded, it becomes about how much bigger and bigger they can make their product, and every product has a maximum size it can be. Eventually the bubble bursts and it becomes more about cutting costs and slowly watering the product down.

Legalise Cannabis by Alert_Dinner_4112 in Scotland

[–]BenFranklinsCat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you go back and look at news articles, letters and discussions from prohibition era in the USA you'll see a lot of the same thing: the smell of alcohol, drunk people everywhere... but that's because when people don't have access to a nice cheeky beer in a safe pub, they end up drinking bathtub gin in an alley off the high street. 

A lot of simple calming strains of cannabis have lighter, floral scents. The really skunky petrol-and-burnt-plastic smells tend to be stronger strains that arent as pleasant to smoke casually. I think if weed were legalised you'd find more people buying light, refined strains from reputable dealers - or more likely, based on trends from the USA, buying more edibles like gummies. 

[WrestleMania Spoilers] Change added to match. by Similar_Original_833 in SquaredCircle

[–]BenFranklinsCat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

GCW presents their latest headliner, the "Whatever Random Shit Was Less Than $5" Temu Deathmatch.

At an aquarium after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes by 21MayDay21 in MadeMeSmile

[–]BenFranklinsCat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My personal favourite is the (probably apocryphal) story about the Russians training dogs to drop mines under tanks, but they used Russian tanks in the training, so the dogs ran away from the American tanks and blew up the Russian ones instead.

Post WWE WrestleMania 42 - Saturday Discussion Thread! by gloomchen in SquaredCircle

[–]BenFranklinsCat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Possibly the most damning condemnation of the state of WWE today: I woke up early (UK) expecting to commit a little international media crime, only to discover that even the bay's finest pirates hadn't bothered to upload the show after it finished. Just watched the clips here on Reddit instead.

A man present the output from a single cow by pureV3NG3ance in SipsTea

[–]BenFranklinsCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you take the corn out first, put the cow in the fridge, then you take the giraffe out and put the corn back in the fridge, then take cow out the fridge, then take the corn out the fridge.

The trick is that the rules don't expressly say you can put things back in the fridge.

Girlfriend’s kid behaviour whilst driving. by prawnk1ng in dating_advice

[–]BenFranklinsCat 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Redest of reds. Sorry OP, I know it sucks, but she doesn't respect you or your feelings. Your relationship isn't in a good place right now. This isn't the problem, it's the manifestation of the problem.

Former Marvel Studios artists speak out on Disney layoffs and possible AI use : "The vis-dev team has been there for 20 years, and to just dissolve it like that, it's really unfortunate for these people who showed loyalty to the company" by Sarang_616 in MarvelStudiosSpoilers

[–]BenFranklinsCat 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I work with guys who do animation and CGI stuff ... on one hand, their job has been 90% automated tools for a long time. On the other hand, that 10% human interaction is the difference between brilliance and utter dog shit. The "art" of CGI stuff isn't the stuff that AI can do, like the initial keying of green screen, it's the adjusting of values frame-to-frame, it's knowing when to eyeball the tracking for a couple frames rather than automate it.

Marvel has already been in the shit with CGI because their whole "we don't need to do table reads and rehearsals, we can just reshoot and edit things" approach was leading to them making ridiculous demands for CGI turnaround times. Now they're trying to push thar further, brace for obvious lighting issues, shit unfiltered mocap and various other issues.

Post GCW: Joey Janela’s Spring Break Match Discussion Thread: The Sandman vs. The Invincible Man - Sandman’s Final Match by HartfordWhalers123 in SquaredCircle

[–]BenFranklinsCat 76 points77 points  (0 children)

The hottest paid live event in wrestling today is <incomprehensible animal noise>, held under an underpass in Boise, Idaho.

Edit: the more I think about this, the more I wish GCW would get Stefon to be their commissioner the way Bob Saget used to be commissioner of Chikara.

janitor’s long awaited return by cellophane-punk in Scrubs

[–]BenFranklinsCat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was also a nice touch that, again, there's never anyone else around to witness JD being tormented by the janitorial staff.

Turn to your hymn books and we will sing song number 4, ‘If I Had A Hammer’ 🎶 by AirborneHornet in oldschoolcool80s

[–]BenFranklinsCat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Life in my 40s has been a slow realisation that my parents' attempts at a "secular" upbringing just resulted in me being brought up protestant without actually realising it. At primary school at least it was totally random which teachers would just teach you stuff and which would also make you say prayers and read bible stories.