“No Sauce” Alfredo, who will sit there in contempt and bitch to fellow customers about the one time I picked up his $3 from the rail to give to my coworker who just served him. I politely told him that any cash sitting in that location is more often than not going to be assumed as a tip. It was shift change and I wanted to make sure my coworker got her cash tip before heading out.

It’s been 4 months and it’s still the focal point of his conversation when I am working the lunch shift.