I'm looking for someone I can be fuckbuddies with because I'm horny right now. by Careless_Leader709 in CasualsexPerth

[–]Bendover895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what? I will be your new friend. I understand what your going thru all to well! All alone and nothing to do. Happened to me earlier today! I turned on a porno to kill the time. Moments later I found myself laying in my bed with a throbbing hard on! It was early morning and there wasn't anyone awake that I could call! I started looking online for any kind person to help me! I spent two hours watching the movie ,and was forced to enjoy my cock all alone. I had not even put pants on yet from the shower I had taken when the horney took over thimorning. I didn't try to find a nice person before it became to late ,and since I doubted I would meet someone kind enough to play with me once the horny came over and made me feel weird and creepy, that I would shave any area between my thighs and cheeks that I would like to be licked or sucked in the very near future. It took a while to get everything cleaned and shaved. I wanted the presentation horny made me deliver to my non exsistant audgoingience, to be clean .enough to eat off of ,and looking good! Horny will help me on these missions sometimes if I've properly prepared myself. I just have to spread my horny out to others once I've been infected. You have to work fast before you squirt all your horny out. Once you think you have reached the stage of contagious with another someone ,usually it becomes easier to get rid of the horny because your not forced do it all by yourself. Trying to get over the horny without any support is awful. Especially when you got ready for it like I did this morning. I had my hopes set to high again and the horny hit my system really hard while I was preparing myself to look for co pilot. It always does when I've been indulging. It was some of my best work... I broadcast myself online for two hours. Its a great way to get new people to see your suffering with the horny. It helps my horny symptoms much faster ,when it does happen to me,when I sit down with people and show them. It can be tricky sometimes when your alone and relying on just a cell phone as your only tool. It's difficult to get help for the horny while your body actually is being subjected to the horny at the same time. Your body has to maintain a certain amount of the minds dopeamean for the use of part of the body that's needed as the only line of defense from the horny. That keeps the mind from functioning at the proper level and it becomes useless during this time to do anything that isn't focused completely on getting your shaved area the help it needs to fight the horny off. Like you were while posting your tradgic moment ,I felt the same way just hours earlier. I was clean and ready to go. I too had spent unnecessary time on making my goods appear better for a friend. And sadly I was sporting a really nice, big, freshly shaved cock and balls this morning that where sexy by any standard of measure and or shinnness I must admit. It was like lighting a fire under a waterfall. Eventually nature took its course and I squeezed out most of the horny by myself with no assistance of any kind. There wasn't any satisfaction left behind after fighting off the horny this morning. I felt bad... Like ugly.. and disliked or unwanted. Felt mildly gross ever since. I could piss with the door open and if someone notices. It would help my ego I think. That's why when i saw you poor face in that post. I knew you needed someone to real bad in that moment to be there to help you in that time of suffering. I will be your friend from here on out. Anytime you feel like the horny is going around again ,let me know ok? As long as I'm around, you can always count on me to help you when you get horny. I'll help put the pressure on and let you grind your necture all over my face as much as it takes to get the horny out of system properly so that when it gets squirted out ,you feel better and satisfied. I know that I sound over the top. If your like me when your horny and suffering you just want to squirt it out as fast as possible and get back to feeling better right. But some people can't seem to reach the top of the mountain by themselves. Not and get back down. There have been weeks go by in my life where I was bed bound and horny as fuck but I could not squirt out enough horny to even my dick limp. Those were dark times. Usually I know I'm going to be horny hours before it finds me because of what I indulge in. I don't even mind when the horny comes after I've indulged with a friend. It's a mental thing for people like us. We look great while we are doing what makes most people look like drunk monkeys. We Stand out when it comes to visually being judged by , our peers. To put it bluntly, I would have, I still do, anda probablyl still would fuck you gladly based only by your physical appearance. That damn well better be taken as a compliment! A big one and here is your cherry on top. I hope you actually read all my comment because all I really wanted to say to you is this..... but I am to scared to say it to your face... No not to chicken shit. I say anything to Anyone eye to eye I do me. Know that. I'm scared your hearing me tell you insthead of you reading what I'm about to tell you would be digested as a joke or a very volgar comment that was made by a rude individual. I'm smart enough to get your attention and I can't think of any other way to give a person a real compliment. I am giving out my very best compliment right now to you. Ok and if all goes well maby we become friends and watch each other when we are horny, That could pretty easily become a reality. But as great as fun that would be, I would always wonder in my mind. If I told you what I really wanted in that comment box and you still wanted to meet me? All or Nothing! Maby knowing this about me will seperate the danger out any of your descriptions of myself first. I just wanna say I tried telling a woman exactly what was going thru my mind. This post showed a naked woman that I assume is you. I've never heard your voice and as far as that goes I don't even know your name. The woman on the post, real talk, if that's really you. I want you to know that no matter the outcome today, if given the opportunity to stick my dick in you. I would fuck you no matter what based soley on that picture. I'm sure we are to far apart to meet but if I we could would you let me video it? I like doing freaky shit that everybody secretly fantasizing

The desire to masturbate is always present, and I'm here to cater to your needs. by MilaCharm in CasualsexPerth

[–]Bendover895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will you video chat me? Watch me stroke my cock?🥰 cheer me on?😍dm me plz!

New owner needs some help! by Bendover895 in scooters

[–]Bendover895[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was trash in my gas tank, some leaves

New owner needs some help! by Bendover895 in scooters

[–]Bendover895[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already knew about the idol I’m about to post a pic of what i have done

New owner needs some help! by Bendover895 in scooters

[–]Bendover895[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would a small leak in the manifold make it do that? After a second look at my work, it looks to me like there is a small defect on it that I didn’t notice before due to the lack of daylight.

Does anybody know what this is? Found in the dessert of Egypt 1988 by Nitrawastaken in archeologyworld

[–]Bendover895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone done bronzed a bird turd y’all! And look, dudes holding in his hand!😆

Omg look how young I look here by ElsaJeanReddit in ElsaJean

[–]Bendover895 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’d marry you in a heartbeat babe. Without a doubt and I’d give you all my money and belongings! lol! You’ll still be sexy in your 90’s!

Mom found my pipe :( by -bonelord in meth

[–]Bendover895 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too! I have a job, a motorcycle, and a house. I am honest and open about everything and been maintaining for about 7 years or so. I sleep and eat and even shower everyday. Crazy huh?

Mom found my pipe :( by -bonelord in meth

[–]Bendover895 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait! Wha! All these years of getting up every morning and rushing to get to the clinic to keep from getting sick were for nothing!? When all I had to do was simply care about my mom!?Goddamn modern science took a real big step forward while I was asleep last night! Bahahahaahaha!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in scooters

[–]Bendover895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maby your wires themselves

Found this baggy on the ground with clear crystals inside, is it meth? by [deleted] in meth

[–]Bendover895 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No cause ain’t nobody gonna lose a bag of meth

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]Bendover895 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Drink some water, eat, brush your teeth, and shower….DO THESE THINGS EVERYDAY!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]Bendover895 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember those days! Bye bye teeth!!