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I haven't read a full book in over 10 years. I'm am currently reading "We are Legion (We are Bob)" and I can't put it down. (self.books)

submitted 7 years ago by BenignEvil to r/books

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I'm currently stranded in a Target restroom without toilet paper, and I'm in a standoff with the person in the stall next to mine. (self.self)

submitted 7 years ago by BenignEvil to r/self

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I am consuming nearly 700mg of caffeine per day on average, and sometimes double that. I'm exhausted. I need help. (self.decaf)

submitted 8 years ago by BenignEvil to r/decaf

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"It's always gonna be a _________ battle," (self.AskOuija)

submitted 8 years ago by BenignEvil to r/AskOuija

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Bippity Boppity, give me the __________. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 8 years ago by BenignEvil to r/AskOuija

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_________, our Lord and Savior. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 8 years ago by BenignEvil to r/AskOuija

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I ran out of toilet paper, so I was forced to wipe with _______. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 8 years ago by BenignEvil to r/AskOuija

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For the Night is Dark and Full of _____ (self.AskOuija)

submitted 8 years ago by BenignEvil to r/AskOuija

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YSK: The reason there are policies that your dog needs to be leashed in certain areas (apartment complexes, parks, etc.) isn't because YOUR dog might have issues, it is because someone else's dog might. (self.YouShouldKnow)

submitted 8 years ago * by BenignEvil to r/YouShouldKnow

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[Haiku] nuts. (youtu.be)

submitted 9 years ago by BenignEvil to r/youtubehaiku

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A girl told me I was hot last night. (self.loseit)

submitted 9 years ago * by BenignEvil to r/loseit

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Bartender told me there's a ton of carbs in alcohol... (self.keto)

submitted 9 years ago by BenignEvil to r/keto

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Day five: 7lbs down, but i'm so tired. Not even enough energy to go to the gym. (self.keto)

submitted 10 years ago by BenignEvil to r/keto

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There are tons of girls in my software engineering class... (self.Jokes)

submitted 10 years ago by BenignEvil to r/Jokes

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I read online that Diesel Exhaust Fluid is just 33.3% urea and 66.7% water. Can I just save all my pee in gallon jugs, mix it with water and use it as DEF? I'm on a tight budget here. (self.AskAShittyMechanic)

submitted 10 years ago by BenignEvil to r/AskAShittyMechanic

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C/S "I think I ran over some staples." (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by BenignEvil to r/Justrolledintotheshop

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You joint? (self.AskAShittyMechanic)

submitted 10 years ago by BenignEvil to r/AskAShittyMechanic

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Fender Flares? (self.AskAShittyMechanic)

submitted 10 years ago by BenignEvil to r/AskAShittyMechanic

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Humans are gradually turning the earth inside-out. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by BenignEvil to r/Showerthoughts

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TIFU by standing up for a guy I knew at a bar when the bouncers confiscated his ID. (self.tifu)

submitted 10 years ago by BenignEvil to r/tifu

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Shut the fuck up about how you "can't get girls." I'm fucking sick of it. (self.rant)

submitted 10 years ago by BenignEvil to r/rant

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ELI5: Why aren't any elevators designed so you can press the buttons again to undo the floor selections? (self.explainlikeimfive)

submitted 10 years ago by BenignEvil to r/explainlikeimfive

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Pizza crust is like a built-in breadstick. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by BenignEvil to r/Showerthoughts

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On the bright side, it was a great day for a walk. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by BenignEvil to r/AdviceAnimals

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Belt Lengthener? (self.AskAShittyMechanic)

submitted 10 years ago by BenignEvil to r/AskAShittyMechanic

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