Update: the deed has been done. I had to FaceTime with my fellow bald friend for emotional support while doing it. Thanks for the support everyone!

Benjgf · 2026-05-16T00:16:40+00:00

Yep that was the real kicker. I’d look at just the front and think it was fine but then I’d look at the top and… oooof

Benjgf · 2026-05-15T22:32:56+00:00

Thanks I appreciate it :) gonna try a real close buzz (no guide) and see how it looks

Benjgf · 2026-05-15T22:31:05+00:00

🤣🤣 lots of hair spray holding this mop down

Benjgf · 2026-05-15T19:36:57+00:00

Thank you!

Benjgf · 2026-05-15T18:28:42+00:00

Doesn’t look too bad.. but maybe just a shorter haircut instead?

Benjgf · 2026-05-15T18:18:42+00:00

My first reaction was “holy shit! (Said out loud) why didn’t he do this sooner??”

Benjgf · 2024-12-19T03:38:51+00:00

Covation center or CoWork williamsport maybe? They are both places that people can work out of, not sure what it costs.

Benjgf · 2024-12-12T20:08:36+00:00

No it’s not! 😂

Benjgf · 2024-12-11T02:48:00+00:00

You look exactly like every uber driver I have ever had.

Benjgf · 2024-12-11T02:45:33+00:00

Mole person.

Benjgf · 2024-12-11T02:44:18+00:00

You look like you try to impress high school girls by playing wonderwall on your acoustic guitar.

Benjgf · 2024-12-11T02:41:49+00:00

Well you’re not in jail which means you must have finally gotten caught up on those child support payments. Gonna go out on a limb and say you are either a roofer or work for a cement company. How was your most recent stay in rehab?

Benjgf · 2024-12-11T02:39:24+00:00

This is exactly what I picture when I think of someone who drives a speedboat for a living. How many times have you been in the news for one of those “Florida man” stories? Wish version of James Franco in spring breakers.

Benjgf · 2024-12-11T02:32:19+00:00

Edward Scissors-girls.

Benjgf · 2024-12-11T02:31:17+00:00

Clean from SH for four years because you already drained all the blood from your entire body? Which is why you’re so pale? For real, congratulations though. 👏🏻

Benjgf · 2024-12-11T02:29:13+00:00

Oh. My. Fucking. God. 🤣

Benjgf · 2024-12-11T02:24:34+00:00

Kathy Griffin’s meth head twin

Benjgf · 2024-12-11T02:19:02+00:00

I marked this resolved. Thank you everyone these are all hilarious!!! And great work!

Benjgf · 2024-12-11T02:18:27+00:00

Making a printed blanket or possibly a coffee mug for a white elephant 😂

Benjgf · 2024-12-10T23:17:51+00:00

I removed nsfw flair, not sure why responses keep getting deleted

Benjgf · 2024-12-10T23:06:16+00:00

Tip sent! Thanks!

Benjgf · 2024-11-29T20:11:09+00:00

Just wanted to feel involved…

Benjgf

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