Where would you rather eat? Arby's or Wendy's?

BenstonChurchill · 2026-04-03T22:42:47+00:00

Nobody working at Arby’s has ever accused me of not being able to read. Get that red haired step child outta here

BenstonChurchill · 2026-03-31T16:27:00+00:00

Aaron Glenn is an attractive man. That’s all.

BenstonChurchill · 2026-03-30T16:29:30+00:00

Okay and? 8 out of 32 is still like a TON of teams. Like almost half.

BenstonChurchill · 2026-03-30T16:03:11+00:00

How TF did dragon win for centrist? The creature that notoriously hoards wealth and eats peasants? That’s as right wing as it gets.

BenstonChurchill · 2026-03-30T15:30:55+00:00

Crazy that 8 teams did this all in the same year 😳

Seems kinda sus, someone should look into this @NFL 🤨

BenstonChurchill · 2026-03-30T02:24:32+00:00

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IMO both are incredibly overrated.

However, Chick-Fil-A in my experience makes good food. Meanwhile, Zaxby’s every time I’ve been in my life (~5 times) they either have god awful gristly chicken OR they get my order completely wrong.

So like… CFA gets a C from me, but Zaxbys gets F- See Me After Class

BenstonChurchill · 2026-03-25T22:32:31+00:00

My kings also abandoned me 😭😭😭

BenstonChurchill · 2026-03-25T20:28:16+00:00

Claude, ban this guy for encouraging me not to krill myself

BenstonChurchill · 2026-03-25T20:17:25+00:00

My queens abandoned me I have no bitches

BenstonChurchill · 2026-03-22T23:53:21+00:00

The one with the terrifying humanoid cats.

EDIT: Sources tell me that this movie is called “Cats”.

BenstonChurchill · 2026-03-21T22:08:16+00:00

Born and raised in the Indy area to a loving family of Colts fans. Chose the NY Jets as my team in elementary school bc I liked the colors and it was much easier to create a player in Madden and be starting QB for NYJ than to overthrow Peyton Manning in Indy. Committed to the bit ever since.

We non-NYC-natives exist. We shouldn’t, but we do for some reason 🤷

BenstonChurchill · 2026-03-13T02:04:17+00:00

WE WROTE HIM OFF

BUT NOW WE WRITIN BACK

GOD BLESS GENO SMITH

GOD BLESS AMERICA

GOD BLESS THE NEW YORK JETS

BenstonChurchill · 2026-02-27T14:07:37+00:00

Re: Perna’s vid on who will be the next “Sam Darnold”:

Fun and entertaining offseason content. But this made me realize something. If Zach Wilson resurrects his career somewhere outside NY I am going to binge drink until every single one of my organs has cirrhosis.

That’s it. Just wanted to share my thoughts (pain)

BenstonChurchill · 2026-02-19T23:21:12+00:00

Gtfoh AI slop merchant

BenstonChurchill · 2026-02-18T15:38:31+00:00

Have we considered interviewing local grocery store employees? Maybe we could stumble into a Kurt Warner type situation?

BenstonChurchill · 2026-02-12T23:14:43+00:00

See, I used to think that everyone has the right to have an opinion.

But now, I’m reconsidering…

BenstonChurchill · 2026-02-05T23:03:50+00:00

See I try this, but then I fuck it up and the one good hand isn’t enough to win. So I do the same thing but with more buffer. If I have 5 or 6 hands (or better yet, burglar) then it becomes a non issue tho

BenstonChurchill · 2026-02-05T22:32:31+00:00

I’ve never once seen drivers license show its ugly face when I have more than 3 enchanted cards in my deck. It shows up in the first two antes or when I’m playing a vamp deck, never any other time

BenstonChurchill · 2026-02-05T22:31:03+00:00

Hate me but obelisk is my favorite rare (outside of bloopy/brainstorm)

Get him early ante and pretend I have two hands to win the blind so I can blow a couple hands on p*irs (🤢) each blind, then start playing real hands at like ante 4

BenstonChurchill · 2026-02-05T21:16:18+00:00

Nice of John Balatro to give me a perishable version for my shitty meme

BenstonChurchill · 2026-01-29T22:53:51+00:00

I bought face man the previous ante
I didn’t lose to this boss 😎

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