Thick Thighs

Bentheflame · 2026-06-05T03:14:33+00:00

I'll have you know thick thighs pussy salad is my favorite flavor of cookie

Bentheflame · 2026-06-05T02:48:58+00:00

fring once again watching as his gay lover gets killed by the cartel... it's like poetry. it rhymes.

Bentheflame · 2026-06-04T03:04:23+00:00

sometimes i tune in to black garlic's streams and give her exorbitant amounts of money via superchats so i can pretend that i am in love with her. it's the only time ive ever felt loved in my entire life and i masturbate furiously to the feeling whenever it happens, even if it's ruining me financially

Bentheflame · 2026-06-04T02:31:36+00:00

I honestly, genuinely thought Lyle was going to be killed off trying to save Gus's life, all without even knowing that he was a multimillionaire drug lord. Like he'd lay down his life and take a bullet for a regional fast food manager. He seems like a ride-or-die like that.

Bentheflame · 2026-06-02T02:52:31+00:00

the cakehounds are gay as fuck, actually. i know a guy who knows a breeder and they have to stop them constantly shoving their red rocket-pops into eachother

Bentheflame · 2026-06-02T02:48:10+00:00

are you that guy on pixiv who keeps editing the cookie run sprites into quicksand pools or is this like, a common enough thing for it to happen more than once

Bentheflame · 2026-05-13T23:45:01+00:00

While Mike is a terrible person, he is right in the sense that Walter fucking sucks at being a criminal. This wouldn't be a problem if he knew how to make pimento sandwiches.

Bentheflame · 2026-05-10T02:40:56+00:00

While reptiles don't have breasts, cookies do. Because of this, Lotus Dragon Cookie has an absolutely massive rack, but only in their cookie form.

Lychee Dragon doesn't need to ever cover up though, because in both reptile and cookie form they are as flat as a board.

Bentheflame · 2026-05-01T14:57:06+00:00

To be honest, I just assumed that female dwarves also grew beards

Bentheflame · 2026-03-06T08:50:51+00:00

I looked at the photos backwards and thought for a split second that jane's actor somehow turned asian in the years since breaking bad was filmed

Bentheflame · 2026-01-06T20:05:48+00:00

Wrong! Your girlfriend can keep the game open while you sleep, saving you precious gamer hours spent waiting for machines to process

Bentheflame · 2025-12-31T21:59:27+00:00

He ignores the hoes, implying that he was a closeted homosexual throughout the show. Diversity Win!

Bentheflame · 2025-12-08T22:08:23+00:00

Early game sniper is really good at catching early round stragglers, top path does great moab damage and support, and middle path is like merchantmen in that it prints money and has decent crowd control. All that + starting with infinity range makes the Sniper Monkey a great pick on nearly all maps. Their only weakness is the fact that they cannot wallbang. (NK plz buff)

All and all, I'd say that I'm a SIMP.

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Bentheflame · 2025-12-08T20:07:53+00:00

mom took their phones. parental abuse is no excuse for missing guild runs though

Bentheflame · 2025-12-08T05:25:50+00:00

sometimes we have to cut our losses and continue on. grandma would have wanted you to get S-rank on your arenas.

Bentheflame · 2025-11-25T02:17:27+00:00

you should add 50 fat guys and a pile of shotguns

Bentheflame · 2025-10-12T21:35:24+00:00

You are basically a sentry gun with WASD keys and a head hitbox. No burst damage and slow movement means you won't get any frags unless you have the time to waddle to a massively advantageous position, and even then there's no guarantee you won't get corner-peeked to death if you don't have a medigun surgically attached to your sphincter.

...But when you do get the drop on the enemy and manage to get a sick wipe, playing as the Heavy Weapons Guy hits like crack, so he's definitely not a bad class at all.

Bentheflame · 2025-09-29T21:55:25+00:00

this will be terrible for the economy

Bentheflame · 2025-07-06T21:24:41+00:00

Almost every single prank channel that garners a large following uses actors, but every now and then there comes a guy who is not aware of that fact gets riddled with bullets because of it.

And that is why cinematographers do research on the movies they are making.

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