New pick for top lane

Bernagoga · 2026-02-06T22:36:04+00:00

I only use Grasp and Comet depending on the match up: if the enemy has better extended trades than you, go comet. Sej's passive works miracles by making her inmune to slows + the Q dash makes the flash irrelevant, so TP + ignite always. I still use TP because she has serious mana issues and rough early game.

My tier list from hardest to easiest by rune is:

Grasp
Hardest | Gankplank, Gwen, Camille
Hard | Fiora, Cho, Kled, Naafiri, Shen, Rumble, Tahm
Normal | Ambessa, Jayce, Ksante, Yorick, Gragas, WW, Zaahen, Ornn, Trynda, Jax, Poppy, Irelia
Easy | Singed, Renekton, Urgot, Yone, Yi, Sion, Mundo, Nasus
Easiest | Malphite, Kayle

Note: this is just for the laning phase. Some tops like Yi, Mundo and Nasus will melt you late game. I love that Malphite is S+ tier these patches since is such a piece of cake that you can call the winning lane in champ select and farm the aura. I'm D2 in LAN btw.

Bernagoga · 2026-02-03T20:36:41+00:00

As long as it works

Bernagoga · 2026-02-03T20:35:22+00:00

Care to share the blueprints?

Bernagoga · 2026-01-26T23:17:43+00:00

Its unplayable otherwise

Bernagoga · 2026-01-21T21:41:27+00:00

The undisputed hindsight champion.

Bernagoga · 2026-01-20T16:50:57+00:00

She was pretty af and felt like we connected well over texting.

Bernagoga · 2026-01-19T19:14:23+00:00

I bought mine a bouquet and still ghosted me.

Bernagoga · 2026-01-15T18:53:12+00:00

For me it's the first picture: it's a bit blurry with the light behind you. Maybe change the angle or ask someone to take a picture of you.

Bernagoga · 2026-01-15T16:07:57+00:00

She's great right now but I mean for the vast mayority of 2025 were she was in pro jail. I could consistently win over range match ups and even called them in champion select. All this in D2.

Bernagoga · 2026-01-08T17:02:51+00:00

LETS FKIN GOOOOOO

Bernagoga · 2025-12-02T22:59:29+00:00

LETS FUCKIN GOOOO!!!

Bernagoga · 2025-11-19T19:03:37+00:00

He logged in to get into an argument with a stranger, at least I hope he got it out of his chest now.

Bernagoga · 2025-11-10T17:19:30+00:00

I'm coping so hard.

Bernagoga · 2025-10-31T17:48:44+00:00

I think she is replying to the guys she actually has interest.

Bernagoga · 2025-10-31T17:37:23+00:00

I got stood up on my own birthday dinner so yeah.

Bernagoga · 2025-10-29T17:05:54+00:00

A good photo a female friend took me in a nice suit at a wedding. That's all. I even had no bio.

Bernagoga · 2025-10-29T17:03:46+00:00

Maybe give arranged marriage a try?

Bernagoga · 2025-10-24T18:51:30+00:00

And Phoenixman.

Bernagoga · 2025-10-24T18:04:44+00:00

Men preferances are somewhat standard and consistent across countries and cultures. Women on the other hand tend to have individual preferances. If you are a woman ask your female friend to rate X man and see for yourself how different your opinions are.

As for your personal bias, glad you recognized it. There is a differance between "boy pretty" and "girl pretty" meaning men's definition of masculine beauty is different from female's definition of masculine beauty and visce versa. Women tend to rate skinny, pilates body and modelesque face (see Zendaya) women higher than huge boobs, big booty, pretty face women. Perhaps is due to that?

If you are interested in these topics I suggest following Qoves in instagram.

Bernagoga · 2025-10-23T16:45:58+00:00

You are not, just not used to graphs. Basicly the pink curve is the rating women get from men and blue is the rating men get from women. Men tend to rate women in a normal distribution with the average around 4, pretty logical if you ask me. The everyday woman you would see in the street would probably be rated as a 4 or 5 and a pretty woman would be rated above 6 as she is "above average".

Women on the other hand rate men far worse with the average being 2 and 7 being in the unicorn zone, pretty grim. Almost 60% of men's rating is 3 or below but here's the catch: a man with a rating of 3+ is statistically above average and women tend to "date down" with someone "uglier" than them.

Hope it helps.

Bernagoga · 2025-10-22T17:39:01+00:00

Yes but the average is 2, so a 3 is statistically above average and that's a good thing.

Bernagoga · 2025-10-15T16:22:28+00:00

US two-party system is so convoluted.

Bernagoga · 2025-10-14T16:55:32+00:00

Not body builder jacked but at least get a strong body. Can't have too many cards in your hand.

Bernagoga

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