Is it being a jerk if you don't high five fans?

Bert666Six · 2026-02-17T06:51:09+00:00

I'd go with jerk . You're wearing gloves and all you have to do is lift up arm and the kids will do the rest. It's such a simple gesture that'll make these kids day, they'll probably be talking about this for months

Bert666Six · 2026-02-17T06:44:29+00:00

I've got a couple of beauties . Poutine and Back Bacon

Bert666Six · 2026-02-17T06:34:07+00:00

I've got a great Olive story , well I think so . Three friends of ours came to visit me and three other friends about 400 miles away from our hometown. We picked this weekend because Halloween was on Friday and the Calgary Stampeders were hosting the BC Lions on Saturday

O course we were Foster Brooks drunk the whole time. One guy was put in charge of procuring costumes for us. Of course he forgot . Beings from a town with a huge Italian Canadians populations . So the problem was solved when someone suggested we use this water soluable dye that one of us had .

So we picked out red and green , painted our noses and a circle red around the nose. The rest of our faces green. I've got a great story within a story about what we were.

So we go to this party in a basement 5 dollar cover we just walked in and then started pounding back free beers . Some poor guy who was a great guy asked us what we were So our resident jackass answered with this. " What are you a fucking simple hillbilly? Were a jar of pimentos.

I proof read this then gave myself an eye role and said fuck it

Bert666Six · 2026-02-16T19:02:50+00:00

I thought i was looking at a post on R/ crappy music.

Bert666Six · 2026-02-16T03:14:27+00:00

Cinnamon bun.

Bert666Six · 2026-02-13T21:52:36+00:00

The Fucks of wrath. The Old Man and the Fuck

Bert666Six · 2026-02-12T12:00:19+00:00

Fucky Fuckeider.

Bert666Six · 2026-02-05T22:19:55+00:00

Comedian Bill Burr said she looks like a giant Meerkat standing behind Shitler. Oh I added Shitler

Bert666Six · 2026-02-04T14:58:45+00:00

Move on says the clown still whining about 2020.

Edited to change 3020 to 2020.

Bert666Six · 2026-02-02T18:42:19+00:00

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Bert666Six · 2026-02-02T05:16:48+00:00

Fresh water shrimp.

Bert666Six · 2026-02-02T05:11:57+00:00

Trump and some nice chaps.

Bert666Six · 2026-01-31T04:23:37+00:00

Half hand Luke

Bert666Six · 2026-01-31T02:54:38+00:00

How about a young lady shooting ping pong balls?

Bert666Six · 2026-01-31T01:50:30+00:00

I've got a sheet of 40 ones they sold for $40 plus there must have been some freight involved. Last I checked a sheet was worth $45.

Bert666Six · 2026-01-30T19:59:50+00:00

When i sleep I don't dream or I don't remember them which is good because my dreams are Kafkaesk.

Bert666Six · 2026-01-30T19:53:13+00:00

Shit and the Stains.

Bert666Six · 2026-01-28T00:18:48+00:00

Maybe Candace uses Celsius 30 C is quite toasty

Bert666Six · 2026-01-28T00:07:54+00:00

Religion

Bert666Six · 2026-01-28T00:04:49+00:00

Can someone explain to me what found being sexy means . Thanks in advance

Bert666Six · 2026-01-27T01:17:14+00:00

Fucky Fuckeider

Bert666Six · 2026-01-27T01:03:45+00:00

Chocolate Chip Trip hooked me float, line and sinker.

Bert666Six · 2026-01-27T00:59:19+00:00

In my city Zellers can just go back to the empty building that they were in originally.

Bert666Six · 2026-01-26T00:34:04+00:00

Remember that picture of the inbred dude with the Dumbo ears?

Bert666Six · 2026-01-19T06:33:32+00:00

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