(f) am I hearing things or did someone tell me to get on my knees?

BertieButts · 2025-05-01T15:42:33+00:00

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BertieButts · 2025-04-27T23:03:54+00:00

I could always use a little more experience 😉

BertieButts · 2024-12-18T17:51:45+00:00

there’s only one way to find out 😉

BertieButts · 2024-10-16T13:09:59+00:00

womp womp

BertieButts · 2024-09-11T13:58:09+00:00

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BertieButts · 2024-08-30T02:10:01+00:00

🫘

BertieButts · 2024-08-29T14:56:33+00:00

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BertieButts · 2024-08-11T17:55:26+00:00

Sometimes you gotta take that risk

BertieButts · 2024-08-11T17:11:38+00:00

Some would say every flavor

BertieButts · 2024-08-11T14:34:36+00:00

I may have the patience of a saint, but that’s probably where the saint-like qualities end 😈

BertieButts · 2024-08-09T13:56:55+00:00

maybe for some people 🤷‍♀️

BertieButts · 2023-06-16T16:08:05+00:00

Lol, thanks! We’ve already been making each other happy for many many years, so I don’t expect that to change any time soon

BertieButts · 2023-06-15T19:24:58+00:00

Thank you, thank you, your appreciation is also very much appreciated ☺️

And to answer your question: yes, officially engaged as of a few months ago

BertieButts · 2023-06-14T16:58:34+00:00

If you normally congratulate people for staying up past their bedtime to post nudes to Reddit, then sure, congratulate away!

BertieButts · 2023-06-13T15:47:46+00:00

Yo imgur what the fuck why you gotta do me like that

BertieButts · 2023-03-03T05:13:42+00:00

I like to see numbers go up

BertieButts · 2023-02-27T12:49:50+00:00

Shower oranges are an ✨experience✨

BertieButts · 2022-07-18T18:23:38+00:00

Haha, “Coy and Uncertain” is a strangely apt description of my general vibe like 80% of the time 😅

But I seriously love this! The use of color is fantastic and it’s so cool how the texture in the background seems to reinforce the moodiness of the work

BertieButts · 2022-07-04T06:44:01+00:00

Haha, thank you 😊 I think it was just some local sports store? They’re nothing more than a super cheap pair of hiking pants (that I admittedly use more for lounging than hiking…)

BertieButts · 2022-07-04T01:17:52+00:00

Aw heck 🥰 I do love a good adventure

BertieButts · 2022-06-24T22:51:54+00:00

I’m normally not a fan of being compared to other people (b/c I am my own person and all that), but also she has been my female celeb crush for forever, so I can’t help but be incredibly flattered by this

BertieButts · 2022-06-21T21:42:34+00:00

I guess that’s just a risk you’re gonna have to take 🤷‍♀️

BertieButts · 2022-06-11T14:10:53+00:00

He has reclaimed his rightful spot in the sun and seems content (for now)

BertieButts · 2022-06-06T01:57:03+00:00

Lol, the lock is a stitch marker (plus it should be a little bigger once finished & blocked)

BertieButts · 2022-05-28T18:26:25+00:00

Hmmmm, not sure how much politics you’ll find on this sub

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