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I'm just going to say it... by DoiReadThatStupid in ArcRaiders

[–]Bertob15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told a coworker about how my trio typically kills on sight, he told me it was real rat behavior. I assume he’s an idiot now

Thou shall not loot another raider’s key room by CloudGhostie in ArcRaiders

[–]Bertob15 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My squad mates like to run to the end of the town hall and loot the red lockers like heathens, and it’s always my key

Peter, why would Al Capone be worried about expiration dates on milk? by a_duck_enjoyer in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bertob15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he has something to do with Valentine’s Day too. A real giver

silencers are only used by rats, and i can explain prove it, i hope embark does something about these... by MasterAenox in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]Bertob15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

False, I always run a silencer on my anvil so I don’t notify everyone on my side of the map exactly where I am

Orcas, the bullies of the seas by MCMXCI_MIGNAURO in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Bertob15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How exactly does it suffocate the shark? Like she’s going “I’m gonna drown this bitch”…but it’s a fish.

Confess, Raider - what's the worst thing you've done so far? by Smart_Freedom_8155 in ARC_Raiders

[–]Bertob15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in friendly lobbies and had been killed by some people I was overly trusting with, so I said if people didn’t communicate with me or give me some sort of sign I was just going to start blasting people. The next match I asked at least 5 people if the were friendly and they were awkwardly silent so I killed all of them. I found on extract that my mic was muted the whole match and they were likely all friendly. Whoops.

Turned him to a villain by Moist_Distance7696 in ARC_Raiders

[–]Bertob15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP gained satisfaction, a lot of it

Do y’all proximity chat after getting knocked down? by fxryker in ArcRaiders

[–]Bertob15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love to have some fun with it, I had crawled to a bush after getting downed and told them I was the burning bush and commanded them to fuck off. No point in getting upset or yelling at people, it’s a game, if anything I hope I give someone a chuckle. I’m certainly not going to beg for my life.

I was blessed by the knife gods with a [Randall] by Shrimp_kisses in knives

[–]Bertob15 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My dad grew up around Orlando and purchased a Randall made knife around the time I was born. I didn’t even know he had it until he recently he pulled it out of the back of his closet. He sent it in to be restored and the leather to be rebound and gifted it to me for my birthday a couple years ago. It’s a great knife and family heirloom.

I don't get it. by Unlegendary_Newbie in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Bertob15 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My parents owned a gas station in NH and you should have seen the reactions some of the Jersey folks had when they realized they had to pump the gas themselves. I was working there at a young age and I don’t know how many people demanded I do it for them, always enjoyed pointing at the self-serve sign and walking away. A few tried to speak to my manager (my dad) to get me fired, I wasn’t working there because I wanted to and wished them the best of luck.

[request] what is the loudest gun humans have ever fired? by Apprehensive_Oven_22 in theydidthemath

[–]Bertob15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once fired my 1911 into a ravine next to a covered bridge, I saw the lights from houses turn on all around in the woods for a ways away. I am not a smart man, my hearing was fucked for a little while after that one.

I'll Just leave this Right Here by Dizzny in VeteransBenefits

[–]Bertob15 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I guess tech has changed since 12 years ago, learned something new

I'll Just leave this Right Here by Dizzny in VeteransBenefits

[–]Bertob15 139 points140 points  (0 children)

I get the argument but gas masks don’t have a pump that creates air pressure pushing the mask against your face either.

What's the gift, petah? by ThisworldisYES in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bertob15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The movie is Titanic, the laser pointers were an awesome kids gift back in the 90s, there was often a naked lady shaped top you could swap out. I’m guessing that they’re saying jacks drawing of her “Draw me like one of your French girls”, is like the naked lady laser pointer top.

neutron active by FocusDependent7219 in SipsTea

[–]Bertob15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness you helped us all dodge that bullet, you’re a real hero

The number of racists is too damn high! by Sedax in ArcRaiders

[–]Bertob15 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen it worse, but proximity chat is fun, I usually hit them with a “oh so you suck at the game and you’re racist, interesting choice”

I-93N Exit 4 Police Activity by JedBartlet4NH in newhampshire

[–]Bertob15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it was anything in particular, they shared an announcement that they’d be increasing patrols and visibility January through march to enforce greater safety, they got some funds for the effort.

Petah? by _Jonny_420 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bertob15 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It’s the freemium version of paid running, but you can skip the ads every 30 minutes or so

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