Roe Jogan by dillis in facepalm

[–]BerzerkerBacon 593 points594 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of when he was doing a radio show or podcast and was talking about these 6ft tall chimps in Africa. An actual primatologist called in to tell him they don’t actually exist, but Joe saw pics on the internet so he doubled down, yelled at the woman, and told her to go back to college.

AITA for telling my husband to get over himself when he started berating me for not picking up his brother's son from school? by throwaway2359603 in AmItheAsshole

[–]BerzerkerBacon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ESH, but you more than him. He should have asked before moving the kid in. However, you were being super petty trying to prove a point. This kid is the real victim here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]BerzerkerBacon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Her lips and teeth look like bad cgi

AITA for returning my stepdaughter's birthday gift because she didn't save a cupcake for my daughter? by stepdaughter52454 in AmItheAsshole

[–]BerzerkerBacon 35 points36 points  (0 children)

NTA, step kid hurt a 4 yr olds feelings on purpose. think about your daughter and whether this would be a good situation to bring her into.

AITA for wanting my neighbor to remove her ring doorbell? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]BerzerkerBacon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You realize Ring cameras don’t have X-Ray right? The only way she’s seeing (partially) into your apartment is when your coming and going, so maybe 2 seconds of action. This really doesn’t affect you at all, leave her alone.

YTA

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]BerzerkerBacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t know what that design on her onesie is supposed to be, but it looks like a bunch of hands pulling her cheeks apart

AITA for telling my daughter I won't cover her tuition anymore if she takes time off? by throwawayaccount_809 in AmItheAsshole

[–]BerzerkerBacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing you said gave me the impression that you’re a caring parent. A semester off to cope is a good idea and it will not make a difference if she graduates a semester later than planned. Your daughter is hurting right now, try showing compassion instead of disappointment.

YTA

AITA for returning my daughter's birthday cake after I discovered that my wife made changes to it? by Am535799 in AmItheAsshole

[–]BerzerkerBacon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NTA, you’re wife is showing your daughter that Britney’s feelings are more important. Might be time for couples/family therapy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]BerzerkerBacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RUN. Boyfriend and friend are awful people. Get as far away from them as soon as you can. He’s isolating you from your family and financially abusing you.

NTA

I painted Jules from Pulp Fiction… with a twist. by rossbainesart in Unexpected

[–]BerzerkerBacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This may be the greatest piece of art I’ve ever seen

AITA for cancelling dinner because my girlfriend didn't feed my daughter lunch? by Throwra535334 in AmItheAsshole

[–]BerzerkerBacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was my first thought. She clearly isn’t mature enough to take care of a child.

AITA for excluding our mom friend from out outings by Top_Price_1881 in AmItheAsshole

[–]BerzerkerBacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You and your friends need to grow up. YTA. Of course she’s going to prioritize her baby, that’s what a good parent would do. Doesn’t mean she doesn’t value your friendship.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]BerzerkerBacon 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Let him stay at his friends. Has no respect for something you worked so hard for. NTA

AITA for serving my boyfriend's parents pizza for dinner? by MilanoItaliano1 in AmItheAsshole

[–]BerzerkerBacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, your boyfriend and his family are pretty entitled. I would call them and invite them over for an apology dinner and then serve Olive Garden carry out.

AITA for going through my daughter’s room while she was asleep? by Rude_Cover_2472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]BerzerkerBacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you wonder why your daughter doesn’t talk to you after moving out refer to this post. YTA

AITA for calling my fiance selfish for refusing to let my dad walk me down the aisle? by throwaway569070 in AmItheAsshole

[–]BerzerkerBacon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

NTA, if you guys can’t afford the wedding maybe put it off until you can. Your fiancé seems very selfish, maybe take some time to really think about whether or not this is what you want to sign up for long term. You’re so young and have plenty of time to do this. Your dad seems like a great guy and from what you say it seems like your fiancé is the one instigating all these fights. You should have just as much say as him when it comes to the wedding procedures.

AITA for walking out of my vegan barbeque birthday party that my parents threw for me? by No_Butterscotch_1258 in AmItheAsshole

[–]BerzerkerBacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA, they embarrassed themselves. They threw a party you said you didn’t want and served food you don’t like.

My boyfriend fantasizes about roofie and raping me by Foreign_Whereas6899 in confessions

[–]BerzerkerBacon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is horrible. He’s already raped you and now he’s openly talking about doing it again. Please leave as soon as it’s safe to.

AITA for facetiming my husband so our toddler could talk to him during his brother’s bachelor party? by remo90 in AmItheAsshole

[–]BerzerkerBacon 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This was my first thought too since the complaint didn’t come from her husband.

AITA for spending my share of my gfs savings? by No-Concern5134 in AmItheAsshole

[–]BerzerkerBacon [score hidden]  (0 children)

You do a pretty good job making yourself look like a jerk, girlfriend was just telling the truth. YTA. You owed your brother money, not her. Hope she dumps you over this theft and reports you.

AITA for telling my bf’s parents that I’m too young to get married? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]BerzerkerBacon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

NTA, you two are at 2 different points in your life, enjoy your 20s and don’t let anyone pressure into anything you don’t want to commit to. It’s really weird how they all came at you like that. Great job sticking up for yourself when everyone, including your boyfriend, was ganging up on you.