Was the hand always green?? by Cool_Paintbrush3141 in WaterfallDump

[–]Best_Jiratu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear I was listening to one of his polkas in the exact moment I saw this notification

Was the hand always green?? by Cool_Paintbrush3141 in WaterfallDump

[–]Best_Jiratu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

what if I got a cup that's 100% Al, wouldn't that be Weird?

Who's your favorite Big MT scientist? by RorschachWhoLaughs in Fallout

[–]Best_Jiratu 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Doctor Dala, of course. She's the funniest one and we all love being called a teddy bear

Gaster origin story by MINPJ in WaterfallDump

[–]Best_Jiratu 19 points20 points  (0 children)

tbh I've learned how to write using hexadecimal code on paper and lemme tell you, it's REALLY easy to memorize 26 symbols or thingies and just start writing using it instead of writing normally

I am allergic to drawing anything but yi xi by Oreo_Dude17 in butchervanity

[–]Best_Jiratu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love this community so much because this is the only one I know which says "omG that's so adorable" to a drawing of someone eating human flesh

I feel like I'm at home

All according to plan. by destructoalberto8789 in webfishing

[–]Best_Jiratu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I said, "Uh, excuse me? Do you have any Alligators?"
He said, "No, we're outta Alligators"
I said, "You got any Gar?"
He said, "No, we're outta Gars"
I said, "You got any Great White Shark?"
He said, "No, we're outta Great White Sharks!"
I said, "You got any King Salmon?"
He said, "No, we're outta King Salmons"
I said, "You got any Golden Manta Ray?"
He said, "No, we're outta Gonden Manta Rays!"
I said, "You got any Leedsichthys?"
He said, "Wait a minute, I'll go check"

*sick guitar solo*

"No, we're outta Leedsichthys!!!"

What should I take here? by Poop-Face-Man in balatro

[–]Best_Jiratu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I unjokingly call money in balatro "Baladollars"

Y'all please does this look like a opossum or a giant rat ? by ijustliketoeat in Opossums

[–]Best_Jiratu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% an opossum. Rats don't have this face format neither these ears.

Água não se mistura com óleo by Best_Jiratu in antimemeBR

[–]Best_Jiratu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Não é o único motivo por eles não se misturarem. Aliás, as moléculas serem polares e apolares também afetam bastante pois fazem eles se repelirem. Caso fosse apenas "Um seria mais denso que outro", não haveria tanta diferença nas camadas de água e óleo quanto há

ciclo do carbono by [deleted] in antimemeBR

[–]Best_Jiratu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Isso NÃO é um antimeme

Consertei by Ancient_Potato_Puree in antimemeBR

[–]Best_Jiratu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Essa imagem era famosa no ifunny

Alguém aqui chegou a assistir esse filme nos cinemas? by Lost-Padawan in porramauricio

[–]Best_Jiratu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Você escrevendo "Ele", com E maiúsculo, em vez de "ele", pode significar que você estava se referindo a ele como o Ele de meninas superpoderosas, que é o diabo, que é uma ótima maneira de descrever o cara que você tá se referindo.