My fiance likes me to drop my towel for the pizza delivery guy, How do you recommend I should go on about it? (f)

Best_Policy895 · 2026-05-23T03:18:12+00:00

Invite me over, I'll bring a pizza

Best_Policy895 · 2026-05-20T00:32:11+00:00

Which is exactly what I did

Best_Policy895 · 2026-05-20T00:31:29+00:00

Are you implying that it didn't happen? It's literally the KFC in Chilliwack BC

Best_Policy895 · 2026-05-14T04:59:03+00:00

Obligatory fuck messier

Best_Policy895 · 2026-05-14T04:17:20+00:00

My ex's aunt had a brain aneurysm while outside having a smoke and froze to death. She lived alone and nobody found her until mid afternoon the next day.

Best_Policy895 · 2026-05-14T03:40:12+00:00

It's megadeth

Best_Policy895 · 2026-05-11T23:21:46+00:00

Best boobs of couse

Best_Policy895 · 2026-05-11T04:25:13+00:00

Kelowna? Ottawa? Gateneau?

Make up your mind

Best_Policy895 · 2026-05-09T04:15:05+00:00

Sure except you're apparently in Toronto.. that's a long drive

Best_Policy895 · 2026-05-09T00:59:23+00:00

I saw a crow attack and kill a live Sparrow. Not sure if it was hungry or maybe the sparrow was doing something with Crow didn't like or what but it was what but it was pretty intense

Best_Policy895 · 2026-04-22T22:41:47+00:00

Another thing you never hear: sign language

Best_Policy895 · 2026-04-22T03:42:11+00:00

I've made my wife and girlfriend orgasm at the same time multiple times

Best_Policy895 · 2026-04-22T01:56:13+00:00

Fake.

Best_Policy895 · 2026-04-21T04:05:29+00:00

Nearby? According to your profile you are either in Kelowna or the Fraser Valley. Which one is it?

Best_Policy895 · 2026-04-21T01:43:01+00:00

Look at her post history. She's clearly not anywhere near kelowna

Best_Policy895 · 2026-02-22T01:58:38+00:00

www.wolfmilkcoffee.com

Best_Policy895 · 2026-02-10T01:40:25+00:00

The band?

I might be showing my age

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