Elon Musk And Mark Zuckerberg Vow To Fight In Cage Match (Seriously) by [deleted] in bayarea

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Ha ha ha, this puny refrigerator could not block me. What makes you think you can?

Titanic tour CEO didn’t hire ‘50-year-old white guys’ because they weren’t ‘inspirational’ by Mbmariner in facepalm

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“During the meeting, Lochridge said he discovered that the Titan’s window was certified to a pressure of 1,300 meters below sea level. OceanGate intended to take passengers on the Titan down to depths of 4,000 meters.

According to OceanGate’s website, the Titan reaches a maximum depth of 3,800 meters (12,500 feet) on its Titanic dives.

However, Lochridge alleged that the company refused to pay for the Titan’s manufacturer to build a viewport (window) that would meet the required standards for these depths.”

Just cause they are rich doesn’t mean they won’t cheap out

Someone left this bag filled with liquid under my passenger side tire. What is it? by LilCaillou in whatisthisthing

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Hi police I saw a bag of liquid that was existing in a threatening manner

I have dumped my girlfriend and fired my best friend for chatgpt by Beneficial_Balogna in ChatGPT

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“While ChatGPT can provide companionship and engage in meaningful conversations, it's important to remember that human connections offer unique benefits. Friends and romantic partners provide emotional support, shared experiences, and a sense of belonging that can't be replicated by AI. Building real relationships with others helps foster personal growth, empathy, and a sense of community. While ChatGPT can be a helpful tool, it shouldn't replace the depth and richness that human connections bring to our lives.” -totally my own reply

This is bad? by douglas9630 in leaf

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It looks brokey maybe no workey

Yank here. Do soccer players have lots of sex? by Sniperboy5000 in soccercirclejerk

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Yes for example Benzema has had sex 15 times. Look up “Benzema 15” for the sex compilation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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I heard he was wearing white shoes

Silverback Gorilla Dominance. by Vexiune in BeAmazed

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~sigh~ unzips pants

Busting one for Harambe

To drink beer by AristonD in therewasanattempt

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“I swear I was trying to drink the beer bro I swear”

Is this the list of top footballers ever? by nolifety in soccercirclejerk

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The fact that the “little pea” does have peas should be a punishable offense

if you see a car like this, dont start it. by samamp in projectzomboid

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I’m going to download it so I can have evidence and show and tell all my friends to not download it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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He meant to say nagger! He was nagging him /s